Patru barbati stau de vorba la o sticla de vin.
Primul : Eu o fac sex cu nevasta-mea o data pe luna.
Al doilea : Eu de doua ori pe luna.
Al treilea : Eu o data pe saptamâna.
Al patrulea : Eu de doua ori pe saptamâna.
La care primul : Da' tu nici n-ai nevasta!
Al patrulea : Aa, nu despre a ta era vorba?
391 Primul : Eu o fac sex cu nevasta-mea o data pe luna.
Al doilea : Eu de doua ori pe luna.
Al treilea : Eu o data pe saptamâna.
Al patrulea : Eu de doua ori pe saptamâna.
La care primul : Da' tu nici n-ai nevasta!
Al patrulea : Aa, nu despre a ta era vorba?
- Fetele sunt ca telefoanele. Ne place sa fim tinute pe palma si sa ni se vorbeasca , dar daca apesi pe butonul gresit, ne deconectam...:)))))))))))
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<audy6> .invite cAnDeReL
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<+cAnDeReL> :))))))))))
<+cAnDeReL> buhahahahahaha
asta face invite pe #moldova :)))))))) buhahaha
387 <audy6> .invite cAnDeReL
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<+cAnDeReL> :))))))))))
<+cAnDeReL> buhahahahahaha
asta face invite pe #moldova :)))))))) buhahaha
[14:37] <+The`Fear> care Jita ma chemat =) =)
[14:37] <@Sanioc`> euuuuuuuuu:)
[14:37] <@Sanioc`> :)
[14:37] <+The`Fear> :))
[14:37] <+The`Fear> bine ca ti priznaesti
[14:37] <+The`Fear> :D
386 [14:37] <@Sanioc`> euuuuuuuuu:)
[14:37] <@Sanioc`> :)
[14:37] <+The`Fear> :))
[14:37] <+The`Fear> bine ca ti priznaesti
[14:37] <+The`Fear> :D
[21:08] <_sweeper_> bellaAliona unde stai?
[21:09] <bellaAliona> ch
[21:09] <bellaAliona> tu
[21:10] <_sweeper_> bellaAliona jiurate. zii sa ai dialup toata viatsa
385 [21:09] <bellaAliona> ch
[21:09] <bellaAliona> tu
[21:10] <_sweeper_> bellaAliona jiurate. zii sa ai dialup toata viatsa
[12:23] <Iulian`> ba in 1 rind ai acces
[12:23] <Iulian`> aici
[12:23] <Iulian`> tu nici nu dai voice la fete
[12:23] <Iulian`> :)
[12:23] <Iulian`> esti lammer
384 [12:23] <Iulian`> aici
[12:23] <Iulian`> tu nici nu dai voice la fete
[12:23] <Iulian`> :)
[12:23] <Iulian`> esti lammer
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[09:45] <+Actor-Grabit> ce i se permite ?
[09:45] <+Actor-Grabit> :)
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[09:45] <The`Fear> sa stai pe canal
[09:45] <The`Fear> acuma el e @ pe moldova
[09:45] <The`Fear> :P
[09:45] <+Actor-Grabit> lol
[09:45] <+Actor-Grabit> el e gay
[09:45] <+Actor-Grabit> :))
[09:45] <The`Fear> mai citeste ce se petrece pe forum
[09:45] <The`Fear> :))
[09:45] <The`Fear> Actor-Grabit sa aninat de tine? x)))
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[09:45] <+Actor-Grabit> nu stau pe forum
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[09:45] <+Actor-Grabit> nea
[09:45] <+Actor-Grabit> nu de mine
[09:45] <The`Fear> atunci x)
[09:46] <The`Fear> de cine
[09:46] <+Actor-Grabit> am intrat cu id de pafruga la el in mess
[09:46] <The`Fear> aha si?
[09:46] <+Actor-Grabit> si el v nikakuiu nu vroie sa vb.
[09:46] <The`Fear> x)))
[09:46] <+Actor-Grabit> e gay
[09:46] <The`Fear> poate credea ca e o fata urita
[09:46] <The`Fear> :))
[09:46] <+Actor-Grabit> nea
[09:46] <+Actor-Grabit> si poza avea super buna
[09:46] <+Actor-Grabit> as trageo si eu
[09:46] <The`Fear> clar-clar =))
[09:47] <+Actor-Grabit> un gau necunoscut
[09:47] <The`Fear> :))))))))
[09:47] <+Actor-Grabit> pardon
[09:47] <+Actor-Grabit> gay
383 [09:44] * Parts: alexandra16 (alexandra1@host-86-106-225-229.moldtelecom.md)
[09:45] <+Actor-Grabit> ce i se permite ?
[09:45] <+Actor-Grabit> :)
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[09:45] <The`Fear> sa stai pe canal
[09:45] <The`Fear> acuma el e @ pe moldova
[09:45] <The`Fear> :P
[09:45] <+Actor-Grabit> lol
[09:45] <+Actor-Grabit> el e gay
[09:45] <+Actor-Grabit> :))
[09:45] <The`Fear> mai citeste ce se petrece pe forum
[09:45] <The`Fear> :))
[09:45] <The`Fear> Actor-Grabit sa aninat de tine? x)))
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[09:45] <+Actor-Grabit> nu stau pe forum
[09:45] * Parts: _Andy_ (~^y2388@host-89-41-90-45.moldtelecom.md)
[09:45] <+Actor-Grabit> nea
[09:45] <+Actor-Grabit> nu de mine
[09:45] <The`Fear> atunci x)
[09:46] <The`Fear> de cine
[09:46] <+Actor-Grabit> am intrat cu id de pafruga la el in mess
[09:46] <The`Fear> aha si?
[09:46] <+Actor-Grabit> si el v nikakuiu nu vroie sa vb.
[09:46] <The`Fear> x)))
[09:46] <+Actor-Grabit> e gay
[09:46] <The`Fear> poate credea ca e o fata urita
[09:46] <The`Fear> :))
[09:46] <+Actor-Grabit> nea
[09:46] <+Actor-Grabit> si poza avea super buna
[09:46] <+Actor-Grabit> as trageo si eu
[09:46] <The`Fear> clar-clar =))
[09:47] <+Actor-Grabit> un gau necunoscut
[09:47] <The`Fear> :))))))))
[09:47] <+Actor-Grabit> pardon
[09:47] <+Actor-Grabit> gay
pumaisradu: palmele se dau din dragoste
pumaisradu: si picioarele din iubire
380 pumaisradu: si picioarele din iubire
<Sess> actualul Sesshoumaru, iar imi folosesti nickul, numai ce am avut disconect din pricina ta, de ce imi faci asta? itzi place satzi batzi joc?
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[23/09/14:41] *** Sya` changes topic to 'MERCI TUTUROR PT AJUTORUL ACORDAT LA FONDAREA CHANNULUI! VA PUP'
[23/09/14:41] *** Sya` sets mode: +l 28
[23/09/14:41] <@Jackie`> undi ni pupi ?
[23/09/14:41] <@Jackie`> +)
[23/09/14:41] <@Sya`> in cur :)
[23/09/14:42] <@a|dreaq> =))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
377 [23/09/14:41] *** Sya` sets mode: +l 28
[23/09/14:41] <@Jackie`> undi ni pupi ?
[23/09/14:41] <@Jackie`> +)
[23/09/14:41] <@Sya`> in cur :)
[23/09/14:42] <@a|dreaq> =))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
<DIBB> Ma uit la soare, te vad pe tine ROSSA_LIN
<@ChGuard> : |
375 <@ChGuard> : |
[21:52] <DulceZaika> o zi buna
[21:52] <DulceZaika> ....
[21:54] <The`Fear> e noapte draga
[21:54] <The`Fear> =)
[21:54] <The`Fear> trezeste-te la viata
[21:54] <DulceZaika> =))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
372 [21:52] <DulceZaika> ....
[21:54] <The`Fear> e noapte draga
[21:54] <The`Fear> =)
[21:54] <The`Fear> trezeste-te la viata
[21:54] <DulceZaika> =))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
Dorin Miron: mai trebuie sa comentez?
Dorin Miron: sau shtii shi singura cum arati?
Dorin Miron: :)))
BABY IULY: somnoroasa?
Dorin Miron: )
Dorin Miron: putin spus
BABY IULY: pai imi zici?
Dorin Miron: ce sa iti zic? cat de somnoroasa eshti?
Dorin Miron: credka shtii shi singura nu?
Dorin Miron:
BABY IULY: ))))
370 Dorin Miron: sau shtii shi singura cum arati?
Dorin Miron: :)))
BABY IULY: somnoroasa?
Dorin Miron: )
Dorin Miron: putin spus
BABY IULY: pai imi zici?
Dorin Miron: ce sa iti zic? cat de somnoroasa eshti?
Dorin Miron: credka shtii shi singura nu?
Dorin Miron:
BABY IULY: ))))
16:39 <Buric-> fara of
16:39 <Buric-> stii care e diferentza din fetele de la tzara sh de la orash care faq sex ?
16:39 <Buric-> alea de la tzara ziq OF OF OF cand faq dragoste
16:39 <Buric-> da alea de la orash AH AH AH
16:39 <Buric-> :)))
16:39 <Buric-> of ma dor shelile
16:39 <Buric-> ah detka
16:39 <Buric-> :))
16:39 <Buric-> este diferentza nu ?
16:39 <Buric-> 16:39 <nastiuhha> off
16:39 <Buric-> :)))))))))))))))))))
16:39 <Buric-> lul
16:40 <nastiuhha> :))
369 16:39 <Buric-> stii care e diferentza din fetele de la tzara sh de la orash care faq sex ?
16:39 <Buric-> alea de la tzara ziq OF OF OF cand faq dragoste
16:39 <Buric-> da alea de la orash AH AH AH
16:39 <Buric-> :)))
16:39 <Buric-> of ma dor shelile
16:39 <Buric-> ah detka
16:39 <Buric-> :))
16:39 <Buric-> este diferentza nu ?
16:39 <Buric-> 16:39 <nastiuhha> off
16:39 <Buric-> :)))))))))))))))))))
16:39 <Buric-> lul
16:40 <nastiuhha> :))
[17/09/22:06] <@Becushor> pupma od ata
[17/09/22:07] <@Becushor> odata
[17/09/22:07] <@Becushor> sh o sa fie batz
[17/09/22:07] <@Becushor> +)
[17/09/22:07] <@Sya-> :))
[17/09/22:07] <@Sya-> batz :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
[17/09/22:07] <@Becushor> precis
[17/09/22:07] <@Becushor> +)))
[17/09/22:07] <@Sya-> da si asa nui batz??
[17/09/22:07] <@Becushor> ne .. ii moale
[17/09/22:07] <@Sya-> de la o singura vorba treb sa fie batz :)
[17/09/22:07] <@Becushor> +))))))))))))))))
[17/09/22:07] <@Becushor> da
368 [17/09/22:07] <@Becushor> odata
[17/09/22:07] <@Becushor> sh o sa fie batz
[17/09/22:07] <@Becushor> +)
[17/09/22:07] <@Sya-> :))
[17/09/22:07] <@Sya-> batz :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
[17/09/22:07] <@Becushor> precis
[17/09/22:07] <@Becushor> +)))
[17/09/22:07] <@Sya-> da si asa nui batz??
[17/09/22:07] <@Becushor> ne .. ii moale
[17/09/22:07] <@Sya-> de la o singura vorba treb sa fie batz :)
[17/09/22:07] <@Becushor> +))))))))))))))))
[17/09/22:07] <@Becushor> da
17.09.2007 11:51:22, om_nebun
Ip: 192.168.0.2
Mask: 255.255.255.0
Gateway: 192.168.0.1
17.09.2007 11:52:08, verme
si gata?
17.09.2007 11:52:25, verme
da nu treba vrio proga seva.....?
17.09.2007 11:52:46, om_nebun
trebu
17.09.2007 11:52:57, verme
da cum se num?
17.09.2007 11:53:16, om_nebun
proga: mozg.exe v.1.0
si driver:
priamie_ruki.dll
17.09.2007 11:55:00, verme
da si de unde so iau?
367 Ip: 192.168.0.2
Mask: 255.255.255.0
Gateway: 192.168.0.1
17.09.2007 11:52:08, verme
si gata?
17.09.2007 11:52:25, verme
da nu treba vrio proga seva.....?
17.09.2007 11:52:46, om_nebun
trebu
17.09.2007 11:52:57, verme
da cum se num?
17.09.2007 11:53:16, om_nebun
proga: mozg.exe v.1.0
si driver:
priamie_ruki.dll
17.09.2007 11:55:00, verme
da si de unde so iau?
[15:05] <IuL\\cK> ursuletze -> fa o laba :))
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[15:05] <Urs> :-<
[15:05] <Urs> daps.
[15:05] <Urs> exact asta faceam.
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[15:05] <Urs> :-<
[15:05] <Urs> daps.
[15:05] <Urs> exact asta faceam.
[12:21] <Viteok_Loh> !ping
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[12:22] <Urs> !banmask *loh*!*@* Schimba-ti nickul si revino.
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Ion si Culai erau in vorbe cu doua bune prietene,Maria si Tanta.
-Tanto,fa,ce blugi frumosi ai?!
-Imi place sa umblu in blugi,ma,Culai!
-Daa...!Atunci umbla si in ai mei,te rog frumos!
364 -Tanto,fa,ce blugi frumosi ai?!
-Imi place sa umblu in blugi,ma,Culai!
-Daa...!Atunci umbla si in ai mei,te rog frumos!
Intr-un compartiment de tren calatoresc 4 indivizi: un american, un ardelean, un moldovean si-un bucurestean.
La un moment dat, americanu' scoate un pachet neanceput de Marlboro din buzunar, isi aprinde o tigara si arunca restul pachetului pe geam. Toti ceilalti sar sa-l prinda; cum nu reusesc, incep sa-l certe pe american:
- Pai, bine dom'le arunci bunatate de tigari!...
- Eh, zice americanul, la noi tigari dintr-astea sunt pe toate drumurile.
Dupa un timp, ardeleanul scoate din traista o butelca de palinca, trage o dusca sanatoasa si arunca pe geam ce mai ramane in ea. La fel, sar toti ceilalti cu gura pe el:
- Arunci bunatate de bautura pe geam!...
- Eh, vine raspunsul, la noi gasesti dintr-asta pe toate drumurile.
Mai trece un timp si bucuresteanu' il apuca pe moldovean de guler si, desi cel din urma se zbate, il arunca pe fereastra.
- NENOROCITULE! striga ceilalti. AI OMORAT OMU'!!!
- Eh, zice bucuresteanul asezandu-se la loc, dintr-astia sunt pe toate drumurile.
363 La un moment dat, americanu' scoate un pachet neanceput de Marlboro din buzunar, isi aprinde o tigara si arunca restul pachetului pe geam. Toti ceilalti sar sa-l prinda; cum nu reusesc, incep sa-l certe pe american:
- Pai, bine dom'le arunci bunatate de tigari!...
- Eh, zice americanul, la noi tigari dintr-astea sunt pe toate drumurile.
Dupa un timp, ardeleanul scoate din traista o butelca de palinca, trage o dusca sanatoasa si arunca pe geam ce mai ramane in ea. La fel, sar toti ceilalti cu gura pe el:
- Arunci bunatate de bautura pe geam!...
- Eh, vine raspunsul, la noi gasesti dintr-asta pe toate drumurile.
Mai trece un timp si bucuresteanu' il apuca pe moldovean de guler si, desi cel din urma se zbate, il arunca pe fereastra.
- NENOROCITULE! striga ceilalti. AI OMORAT OMU'!!!
- Eh, zice bucuresteanul asezandu-se la loc, dintr-astia sunt pe toate drumurile.
Trei moldoveni la oras se intilnesc dupa o perioada de timp ptr.a-si impartasi experientele
M1:Ce bine era la tara,ma!Pe jos scandurile erau drepte si puteam linistit sa merg dintr-un cap' in altul al camerei.Aici la oras ametesc sa tot urmaresc sipcilel alea mici de pe jos
M2:In fiecare seara cand vin acasa trebuie sa scol din somn trei vecini pentru ca pe lift scrie "Numai pentru patru persoane!"
M3:Eu sunt cel mai napastuit.De fiecare data cand mi se facea sete acasa ma duceam la cismea si beam dupa pofta.Acum ma duc,trag de funie si pana sa pun gura la apa sa si termina si trebuie sa astept iar sa se umple galeata,iar trag de funie,dar tot asa patesc!
CONCLUZIE:NUMAI MOLDOVEAN LA ORAS SA NU FII!!!!HA
362 M1:Ce bine era la tara,ma!Pe jos scandurile erau drepte si puteam linistit sa merg dintr-un cap' in altul al camerei.Aici la oras ametesc sa tot urmaresc sipcilel alea mici de pe jos
M2:In fiecare seara cand vin acasa trebuie sa scol din somn trei vecini pentru ca pe lift scrie "Numai pentru patru persoane!"
M3:Eu sunt cel mai napastuit.De fiecare data cand mi se facea sete acasa ma duceam la cismea si beam dupa pofta.Acum ma duc,trag de funie si pana sa pun gura la apa sa si termina si trebuie sa astept iar sa se umple galeata,iar trag de funie,dar tot asa patesc!
CONCLUZIE:NUMAI MOLDOVEAN LA ORAS SA NU FII!!!!HA
[05:33:47] <zippo> mai ai sa vb cu botu ma ?
[05:34:23] <dan19i> e prost
[05:34:47] <dan19i> sal invatz minte.
360 [05:34:23] <dan19i> e prost
[05:34:47] <dan19i> sal invatz minte.
[18:12:38] <********> Lia}{ cum o mai ei? ;-))
[18:13:01] <Lia}{> supeeeeeer!!
358 [18:13:01] <Lia}{> supeeeeeer!!
}16:06{ <vicaa> work`kiwi
}16:06{ <work`kiwi> ?
}16:06{ <vicaa> salut sunt veriosara lui vova
}16:06{ <vicaa> ma tii minte ?
}16:07{ <work`kiwi> nu
}16:07{ <vicaa> cum nu
}16:07{ <vicaa> dani numarul tau se te sunt
}16:08{ <work`kiwi> pt?
}16:09{ <vicaa> vova are probleme
}16:09{ <vicaa> s-a intimplat cu el un accedinet
}16:09{ <work`kiwi> ?
}16:10{ <vicaa> el sta acasa cu picioarele rupte
}16:10{ <work`kiwi> dumnezeu sa-l ierte...
357 }16:06{ <work`kiwi> ?
}16:06{ <vicaa> salut sunt veriosara lui vova
}16:06{ <vicaa> ma tii minte ?
}16:07{ <work`kiwi> nu
}16:07{ <vicaa> cum nu
}16:07{ <vicaa> dani numarul tau se te sunt
}16:08{ <work`kiwi> pt?
}16:09{ <vicaa> vova are probleme
}16:09{ <vicaa> s-a intimplat cu el un accedinet
}16:09{ <work`kiwi> ?
}16:10{ <vicaa> el sta acasa cu picioarele rupte
}16:10{ <work`kiwi> dumnezeu sa-l ierte...
- Jora, cumpãrã-ti un slip de baie mai mare! Toatã scula ti-e pe-afarã...
Bãrbatul replicã jignit:
- Toatã? Jumãtate faw!
356 Bãrbatul replicã jignit:
- Toatã? Jumãtate faw!
minel_ungureanu: tocmai a venit tata beat sa se laude cu noua lui caciula din blana de epure
minel_ungureanu: ce looser
DuLceaTsIKa: :)
355 minel_ungureanu: ce looser
DuLceaTsIKa: :)
O tanãrã se plange de o slãbiciune permanentã resimtitã de un an incoace.
- Serviciul vã solicitã prea mult? Intreabã medicul.
- Nu, am un serviciu usor.
- Atunci vã obosesc copiii?
- Nu, n-am copii.
- Hmm... Cat de des faceti sex?
- De trei ori pe zi.
- Atunci acesta-i motivul oboselii dumneavoastrã permanente. Vã sfãtuiesc ca, mãcar duminica sã luati o pauzã.
- Nu pot, domnule doctor. Duminica vine acasã sotul meu:))
354 - Serviciul vã solicitã prea mult? Intreabã medicul.
- Nu, am un serviciu usor.
- Atunci vã obosesc copiii?
- Nu, n-am copii.
- Hmm... Cat de des faceti sex?
- De trei ori pe zi.
- Atunci acesta-i motivul oboselii dumneavoastrã permanente. Vã sfãtuiesc ca, mãcar duminica sã luati o pauzã.
- Nu pot, domnule doctor. Duminica vine acasã sotul meu:))
- Tatã, ne poti ?Imprumuti masina ta, mie si prietenului meu?
- Nu mai am deloc benzinã ?In rezervor, draga mea.
- Nici o problemã, oricum nu intentionãm sã iesim din garaj cu ea.
353 - Nu mai am deloc benzinã ?In rezervor, draga mea.
- Nici o problemã, oricum nu intentionãm sã iesim din garaj cu ea.
Unde au femeile parul negru si cret?
Raspuns: in africa.
:))))))))))
352 Raspuns: in africa.
:))))))))))
A.
De cate ori roseste o femeie in viata?
De 5 ori in mod vizibil si anume:
1- prima data cand nu mai este fata
2- a doua oara cand isi inseala ptr.prima data barbatul
3- a teia oara cand primeste ptr.prima data bani(se stie ptr.ce)
4- a patra oara cand da ptr.prima data bani(se stie ptr.ce)
5- a cincea oara cand ramane cu banii in mana(se stie ptr.ce)
B. - De cate ori roseste un barbat in viata?
De 2 ori (pe ascuns) si anume:
1- prima data cand nu mai poate a doua oara
2- a doua oara cand nu mai poate prima data
In viata niciodata sa nu-ti para rau de ce ai facut, numai de ce nu ai facut!
351 De cate ori roseste o femeie in viata?
De 5 ori in mod vizibil si anume:
1- prima data cand nu mai este fata
2- a doua oara cand isi inseala ptr.prima data barbatul
3- a teia oara cand primeste ptr.prima data bani(se stie ptr.ce)
4- a patra oara cand da ptr.prima data bani(se stie ptr.ce)
5- a cincea oara cand ramane cu banii in mana(se stie ptr.ce)
B. - De cate ori roseste un barbat in viata?
De 2 ori (pe ascuns) si anume:
1- prima data cand nu mai poate a doua oara
2- a doua oara cand nu mai poate prima data
In viata niciodata sa nu-ti para rau de ce ai facut, numai de ce nu ai facut!
Inainte de casatorie:
EA: Poate ar trebui sa plec?
EL: Nu, nici sa nu te gindesti!
EA: Ma iubesti?
EL: Sigur!
EA: M-ai inselat vreodata?
EL: Nu, cum de ti-a venit asa ceva prin minte?
EA: Ma vei saruta?
EL: Da, sigur!
EA: Ma vei bate?
EL: Nici intr-un caz!
EA: Pot sa te cred? :P
Dupa casatorie: cititi de jos in sus !!!
350 EA: Poate ar trebui sa plec?
EL: Nu, nici sa nu te gindesti!
EA: Ma iubesti?
EL: Sigur!
EA: M-ai inselat vreodata?
EL: Nu, cum de ti-a venit asa ceva prin minte?
EA: Ma vei saruta?
EL: Da, sigur!
EA: Ma vei bate?
EL: Nici intr-un caz!
EA: Pot sa te cred? :P
Dupa casatorie: cititi de jos in sus !!!
- Aicea-i gurita aia scumpa, rosie...
Aici sînii aceia ca doua mere sanatoase...
Burtica asta plata ca si Cîmpia Moldovei...
Buricul asta rotund si frumos... Aicea-s...
- lonele! Ne-o tragem sau facem inventar? :D
349 Aici sînii aceia ca doua mere sanatoase...
Burtica asta plata ca si Cîmpia Moldovei...
Buricul asta rotund si frumos... Aicea-s...
- lonele! Ne-o tragem sau facem inventar? :D
*********** nu va ganditi la prostii ***********
[20:51] <Buric-> Urs thx florishiko
[20:51] <Buric-> :)
[20:51] * X sets mode: +l 181
[20:51] <Buric-> }{
[20:51] <@Urs> e la a doua abatere deja.
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[20:51] <Buric-> esti o dulceatza :D
[20:51] <@Urs> nici o problema scumpete mica }{
348 [20:51] <Buric-> Urs thx florishiko
[20:51] <Buric-> :)
[20:51] * X sets mode: +l 181
[20:51] <Buric-> }{
[20:51] <@Urs> e la a doua abatere deja.
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[20:51] <Buric-> esti o dulceatza :D
[20:51] <@Urs> nici o problema scumpete mica }{
<+Lia}{> Buric- ...ple
<+Lia}{> iar incepi ?
<Buric-> nu
<Buric-> termin
<Buric-> cand ma uit la voi
<Buric-> :))))))))
347 <+Lia}{> iar incepi ?
<Buric-> nu
<Buric-> termin
<Buric-> cand ma uit la voi
<Buric-> :))))))))
<@Sashka89> IuLicK itzi dau 72 ore la dispoz , sa spargi mirc.md daca il spargi itzi fac monument linga stefan
Hackerii de la moldova :))))))))))
346 Hackerii de la moldova :))))))))))
In chat - 862 oameni.
xxx - Cine vre sa fie moderator sa apese Alt+F4
211 o plecat...
345 xxx - Cine vre sa fie moderator sa apese Alt+F4
211 o plecat...
[15:20] <It`s_Fear> noroc
[15:20] <It`s_Fear> frumos nick ai =)
[15:20] <[lamer]> stiu
[15:20] <It`s_Fear> di ce asa nik?
[15:21] <[lamer]> asa trebuie
[15:21] <It`s_Fear> ca ejti Lamer?
[15:21] <[lamer]> da
[15:21] <It`s_Fear> ok :)
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[nick]14 [lamer] [real name]14 Aish
[address]14 ~Aish@host-86-106-226-23.moldtelecom.md
[channels]14 #chisinau #cahul
[server]14 *.undernet.org [network]14 The Undernet Underworld
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344 [15:20] <It`s_Fear> frumos nick ai =)
[15:20] <[lamer]> stiu
[15:20] <It`s_Fear> di ce asa nik?
[15:21] <[lamer]> asa trebuie
[15:21] <It`s_Fear> ca ejti Lamer?
[15:21] <[lamer]> da
[15:21] <It`s_Fear> ok :)
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[address]14 ~Aish@host-86-106-226-23.moldtelecom.md
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[10/09/13:58] <Buric`> +))
[10/09/13:59] <PuShiST^i> *** variante de aestea ***
[10/09/13:59] <PuShiST^i> shi parca nu shtii
[10/09/14:00] <PuShiST^i> ladna
[10/09/14:00] <PuShiST^i> eu mu
[10/09/14:00] <PuShiST^i> :)
[10/09/14:01] <Buric`> tu MU ? da eu jtiem ca tu MU
[10/09/14:01] <Buric`> +)))))))
342 [10/09/13:59] <PuShiST^i> *** variante de aestea ***
[10/09/13:59] <PuShiST^i> shi parca nu shtii
[10/09/14:00] <PuShiST^i> ladna
[10/09/14:00] <PuShiST^i> eu mu
[10/09/14:00] <PuShiST^i> :)
[10/09/14:01] <Buric`> tu MU ? da eu jtiem ca tu MU
[10/09/14:01] <Buric`> +)))))))
«00:30:19 » <PrAsLy> ma lasat prietena
«00:30:24 » <PrAsLy> ce pot face?
«00:31:05 » <Zaikaaaa> sa kontinui totul inainte
«00:31:11 » <Zaikaaaa> viatsa mere inainte
«00:31:43 » <PrAsLy> dar daca nu mai pot fara ea?
«00:31:48 » <PrAsLy> ce sa fac?
«00:32:01 » <PrAsLy> cum s-o inlocuesc?
«00:33:43 » <Zaikaaaa> ku mina dreaspta
«00:33:46 » <Zaikaaaa> sau ku stinga
«00:33:47 » <Zaikaaaa> tot merge
«00:33:50 » <Zaikaaaa> ;)
341 «00:30:24 » <PrAsLy> ce pot face?
«00:31:05 » <Zaikaaaa> sa kontinui totul inainte
«00:31:11 » <Zaikaaaa> viatsa mere inainte
«00:31:43 » <PrAsLy> dar daca nu mai pot fara ea?
«00:31:48 » <PrAsLy> ce sa fac?
«00:32:01 » <PrAsLy> cum s-o inlocuesc?
«00:33:43 » <Zaikaaaa> ku mina dreaspta
«00:33:46 » <Zaikaaaa> sau ku stinga
«00:33:47 » <Zaikaaaa> tot merge
«00:33:50 » <Zaikaaaa> ;)
}11:53{ <IuLicK> Aristocrat -> buna shefu :)
}11:53{ * +Aristocrat slaps IuLicK around a bit with a large trout
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}11:53{ <+Aristocrat> script de lameroid:))))norok
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}11:53{ <IuLicK> :))
}11:54{ <IuLicK> Aristocrat -> nui script e addon :) lam0 si esti tu
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}11:53{ <+Aristocrat> script de lameroid:))))norok
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}11:53{ <IuLicK> :))
}11:54{ <IuLicK> Aristocrat -> nui script e addon :) lam0 si esti tu
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[10:40] <Its`The`Fear> =))
[10:40] <@^DuLceaTsIKa> :))
[10:40] <Its`The`Fear> Lamer[10:40] <Its`The`Fear> :))
[10:40] <Likeable> yes
[10:40] <Likeable> :))
339 [10:40] <Its`The`Fear> =))
[10:40] <@^DuLceaTsIKa> :))
[10:40] <Its`The`Fear> Lamer[10:40] <Its`The`Fear> :))
[10:40] <Likeable> yes
[10:40] <Likeable> :))
}15:45{ <DJOKER> ZACEM LIUBITI, ZACEM STRADATI,VEDI VSE PUTI VEDUT B KRAVATI
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[06/09/13:20] <ApXaHgheJI> MD-Boy yo man =)
[06/09/13:20] <ApXaHgheJI> cum merge ?
[06/09/13:25] <MD-Boy> ApXaHgheJI noroc
[06/09/13:26] <MD-Boy> daca impingi merge :-)
[06/09/13:27] <ApXaHgheJI> in ce sens impinge ?
[06/09/13:28] <Buric`> lul
[06/09/13:28] <Buric`> +))))))))))))
336 [06/09/13:20] <ApXaHgheJI> cum merge ?
[06/09/13:25] <MD-Boy> ApXaHgheJI noroc
[06/09/13:26] <MD-Boy> daca impingi merge :-)
[06/09/13:27] <ApXaHgheJI> in ce sens impinge ?
[06/09/13:28] <Buric`> lul
[06/09/13:28] <Buric`> +))))))))))))
«16:04:15 » <SuMaheR> datu esti mai prost ca mine mai
335 [21:17] <cicu> de unde esti
[21:17] <The`Fear> Chisinau
[21:17] <cicu> k
[21:18] <cicu> di undi
[21:18] <cicu> ./
[21:18] <The`Fear> Botanica
[21:18] <cicu> k
[21:19] <cicu> eu albisoara
[21:19] <The`Fear> =)
[21:19] <The`Fear> sub pod?
[21:19] <The`Fear> =)
334 [21:17] <The`Fear> Chisinau
[21:17] <cicu> k
[21:18] <cicu> di undi
[21:18] <cicu> ./
[21:18] <The`Fear> Botanica
[21:18] <cicu> k
[21:19] <cicu> eu albisoara
[21:19] <The`Fear> =)
[21:19] <The`Fear> sub pod?
[21:19] <The`Fear> =)
<Das-> smft`ncapului
<Das-> tre sa rupem...
<Das-> da`ldrek ca vb eu cuj el
333 <Das-> tre sa rupem...
<Das-> da`ldrek ca vb eu cuj el
}14:54{ <DumiX_Nebunu> bha care este evreu aici?
}14:54{ * X sets mode: +l 125
}14:54{ <+^DuLceaTsIKa> iata park
}14:54{ <+^DuLceaTsIKa> el e evreu
}14:54{ * X sets mode: +l 126
}14:54{ <+^DuLceaTsIKa> si tzigan si tot la un lok
}14:55{ <DumiX_Nebunu> le urez la toti EVREII sa le ragaie Popa la cap :)))
}14:55{ <park> DumiX_Nebunu auzi we pituhule , elegeti cuvintele
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}14:55{ <+^DuLceaTsIKa> lol
}14:55{ <park> sapa la tarani da nu internet
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}14:56{ <DumiX_Nebunu> Park esti un evreu sef
}14:56{ <DumiX_Nebunu> sau lingau sef
}14:56{ <DumiX_Nebunu> aici?
}14:56{ <+^DuLceaTsIKa> lol
}14:56{ <DumiX_Nebunu> Lingaii nu au voie aici Park
}14:57{ <+^DuLceaTsIKa> :)
}14:57{ <DumiX_Nebunu> park tu esti cel mai lingau dintre totii
}14:57{ <+^DuLceaTsIKa> taci bah` , ce nu vezi ca el nu e aici?
}14:57{ <DumiX_Nebunu> :))
}14:57{ <DumiX_Nebunu> a fugit
}14:57{ <DumiX_Nebunu> evreii se tireaza cel mai repede:))) :)
332 }14:54{ * X sets mode: +l 125
}14:54{ <+^DuLceaTsIKa> iata park
}14:54{ <+^DuLceaTsIKa> el e evreu
}14:54{ * X sets mode: +l 126
}14:54{ <+^DuLceaTsIKa> si tzigan si tot la un lok
}14:55{ <DumiX_Nebunu> le urez la toti EVREII sa le ragaie Popa la cap :)))
}14:55{ <park> DumiX_Nebunu auzi we pituhule , elegeti cuvintele
}14:55{ * X sets mode: +l 125
}14:55{ <+^DuLceaTsIKa> lol
}14:55{ <park> sapa la tarani da nu internet
}14:55{ * park was kicked by |Capcaun (Metoda cu spirt in ureche ai incercat ? (bad words))
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}14:56{ <DumiX_Nebunu> Park esti un evreu sef
}14:56{ <DumiX_Nebunu> sau lingau sef
}14:56{ <DumiX_Nebunu> aici?
}14:56{ <+^DuLceaTsIKa> lol
}14:56{ <DumiX_Nebunu> Lingaii nu au voie aici Park
}14:57{ <+^DuLceaTsIKa> :)
}14:57{ <DumiX_Nebunu> park tu esti cel mai lingau dintre totii
}14:57{ <+^DuLceaTsIKa> taci bah` , ce nu vezi ca el nu e aici?
}14:57{ <DumiX_Nebunu> :))
}14:57{ <DumiX_Nebunu> a fugit
}14:57{ <DumiX_Nebunu> evreii se tireaza cel mai repede:))) :)
<+_birthday> stealth1804 cu ce te pot ajuta ?
<+The`Fear> :|
<+stealth1804> i'm so sorry, i can't understand spanish
331 <+The`Fear> :|
<+stealth1804> i'm so sorry, i can't understand spanish
«13:00:09 » <vadymash> !deop Giku NaRc0TiKa Iepuras|nu`s Absyntha`
«13:00:16 » <vadymash> plm
«13:00:18 » <vadymash> @
«13:00:18 » * X sets mode: +o vadymash
«13:00:20 » * vadymash sets mode: -ooo Giku Iepuras|nu`s NaRc0TiKa
«13:00:20 » * OpsMasteR sets mode: -o+b vadymash *!?Vadim@*.undernet.org
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329 «13:00:16 » <vadymash> plm
«13:00:18 » <vadymash> @
«13:00:18 » * X sets mode: +o vadymash
«13:00:20 » * vadymash sets mode: -ooo Giku Iepuras|nu`s NaRc0TiKa
«13:00:20 » * OpsMasteR sets mode: -o+b vadymash *!?Vadim@*.undernet.org
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<iubitel17> ??????????????
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<iubitel17> si bai ma poti arunca
<The`Fear> =))
<iubitel17> sine te crezi?
<KpecTHbIu`> =))))))))
<The`Fear> iubitel17 :) vad ca nu esti cunoscut cu Mircu
<iubitel17> a?
<The`Fear> Ulma e un bot :)
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<KpecTHbIu`> nu nu
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<The`Fear> are grija de canal, incearca sa spui o prostie
<KpecTHbIu`> si cu voi Ulma eu o padruga
<The`Fear> sa vezi cum stai afara =)
<KpecTHbIu`> %))
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<The`Fear> =)))
<The`Fear> KpecTHbIu =))))
<KpecTHbIu`> iubitel17 hai vrei sa faci cunostinta cu Ulma?
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<KpecTHbIu`> ea vre da tu?
<KpecTHbIu`> %)
<iubitel17> da pentru si mo aruncat,ca nui plase numele?
<^DuLceaTsIKa> :P
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<KpecTHbIu`> ea vre sa vb cu tine
<KpecTHbIu`> %))
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<The`Fear> =)))
<KpecTHbIu`> iubitel17
<iubitel17> a?
<KpecTHbIu`> vre sa te bata
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<iubitel17> da di si
<iubitel17> ?
<The`Fear> :)))
<KpecTHbIu`> ca vb nasharu
<KpecTHbIu`> %)
<The`Fear> ca meriti =)
<iubitel17> eu?????????/
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<KpecTHbIu`> =)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
<The`Fear> =)))
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<iubitel17> si bai ma poti arunca
<The`Fear> =))
<iubitel17> sine te crezi?
<KpecTHbIu`> =))))))))
<The`Fear> iubitel17 :) vad ca nu esti cunoscut cu Mircu
<iubitel17> a?
<The`Fear> Ulma e un bot :)
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<KpecTHbIu`> nu nu
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<The`Fear> are grija de canal, incearca sa spui o prostie
<KpecTHbIu`> si cu voi Ulma eu o padruga
<The`Fear> sa vezi cum stai afara =)
<KpecTHbIu`> %))
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<The`Fear> =)))
<The`Fear> KpecTHbIu =))))
<KpecTHbIu`> iubitel17 hai vrei sa faci cunostinta cu Ulma?
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<KpecTHbIu`> ea vre da tu?
<KpecTHbIu`> %)
<iubitel17> da pentru si mo aruncat,ca nui plase numele?
<^DuLceaTsIKa> :P
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<KpecTHbIu`> ea vre sa vb cu tine
<KpecTHbIu`> %))
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<The`Fear> =)))
<KpecTHbIu`> iubitel17
<iubitel17> a?
<KpecTHbIu`> vre sa te bata
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<iubitel17> da di si
<iubitel17> ?
<The`Fear> :)))
<KpecTHbIu`> ca vb nasharu
<KpecTHbIu`> %)
<The`Fear> ca meriti =)
<iubitel17> eu?????????/
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<KpecTHbIu`> =)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
<The`Fear> =)))
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