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Atenţionăm: xXx e de gen feminin; XXX-administrator al unui site;
V_A_S_E_A: dani nik tau di faces
xXx: p/u ce?
V_A_S_E_A: prosta tak
sa te vad
xXx: ei....cind nu vezi cu cine vorbesti e mai interesant
V_A_S_E_A: ne gruzi
dani niku
si ma uit
xXx: eu am gruz, da tie nu ti-l dau
V_A_S_E_A: nu te teme ca eu nu ma sperii repede
xXx: la si sa te uittz, ca nu am pus akolo poze nude
om ka omul sh gata
V_A_S_E_A: b-f
xXx: ??
V_A_S_E_A: oameni pot fi B
sau F
xXx: vaapsheta eu-s gay
dak esti cointeresat....
V_A_S_E_A: Da eu asta am inteles diodata
xXx: da tashi, ghini?
V_A_S_E_A: davai dani niku di pi faces
xXx: amush, sa intru
V_A_S_E_A: hai ca amus treb sa ma duc la trenirovka
xXx: viteok3
m-ai gasit?
ce asa mult cauti?
:))))))))))))))))
V_A_S_E_A: aha
si si tu tipa stai aisea ca moderator
xXx: eu?...moderator/...as vrea eu
pe cei care recunosc ca-s gay nime nu-i ia ca moderator
da yo deoadata am spus asa lu XXX
V_A_S_E_A: da nah dar stai singur pi saitu ista levii
dute nahui ca nu esti gay
daca erai gay nu vorbei asa
xXx: bun.......vad ca si tu nu ubesti pe gayy
V_A_S_E_A: da daca vorbeai demult erai mort
:)
xXx: eu ma feresc de gopi
V_A_S_E_A: tu suji lor
mlea
me: la gopi?..asta ii nia
V_A_S_E_A: si nu ti fa levii macar pi net
ok
xXx: d\\da eu nu ma fac
eu ma prefac
:))))))))))))))
V_A_S_E_A: tu mle pizdon vrei
nu v nature sinei admin la saitu ista
xXx: ce te uiti la mine? :P
dak zic ca nu-s eu

«12:06:26» <hmm> tu pui fotka, noi ne punem rakom!

hmm is ~Maxim@Maxim.users.undernet.org * Maxim

Merge vorba despre Leonn` :)

[16:58:23] <+_zladeyka> =))) SILVERON nu-l lua..am auzit o fata ca se plinge de el
[16:58:25] <+_zladeyka> :))))))))))))))))))))))
[16:58:31] <+_zladeyka> nu prea i se scoala viermele
[16:58:33] <+_zladeyka> :))))))))))))
[16:59:23] <_zladeyka> pai dac s-a facut de ras cu una
[16:59:26] <_zladeyka> si sa ii faci
[16:59:27] <_zladeyka> :)))
[16:59:34] <_zladeyka> nu i se scula si gata
[16:59:36] <_zladeyka> :))))))))))))))))))))
[17:00:24] <_zladeyka> el de fapt poate cu toate asa patete..da prosta stii cum..nu auzi de toate
[17:00:25] <_zladeyka> :)))
[17:00:53] <_zladeyka> off..si sa mai zica el ceva de altii
[17:00:57] <_zladeyka> rusineeeeeee
[17:00:58] <_zladeyka> :D
[17:07:21] <_zladeyka> eii caroci dara sora lui piersicutza
[17:07:24] <_zladeyka> iaka cu sini
[17:07:25] <_zladeyka> :)))))
[17:07:33] <_zladeyka> blea da nah zici ca eu asta am zis?
[17:07:35] <_zladeyka> :)))))))))))))))))

<05ghi> baui minta a sati rup piceorele sa stii
<05ghi> nu stii sa bazaresti
<05Mentol> ghirl 4to takoe?:)
<05ghi> tu nai sa fii ca mine rusule
<05Mentol> ghirl uda4i :)
<05ghi> ca numa rusa va duse capu
<05ghi> si tii
<05Mentol> intra la romani ba
<05ghi> de atita te futi
<05ghi> ca esti ca rom
<05Mentol> ba fute un kap de perete :)
<05Mentol> ka aiuresti
<05ghi> paneatna
<05ghi> da unde esti pote sintem aproape ce zici?
<05ghi> ne vedem
<05Mentol> esti fata?:)
<05ghi> da
<05Mentol> kum te keama?:)
<05ghi> geta
<05Mentol> Geta Voinovan?
<05ghi> exact puiule
<05Mentol> da nu esti gomosek?:)
<05ghi> is pede sti de asa ceva
<05Mentol> pederast?
<05ghi> exact vrei sa ma futi
<05ghi> ?
<05Mentol> pai am spus ka fut doar fete, dar tu esti gomosek:))))

<^Dj-kid^> =)
<iracica> inveti?
<^Dj-kid^> Nu..
<iracica> unde?
<^Dj-kid^> =))
<^Dj-kid^> nu invats..
<iracica> dar ce faci?
<^Dj-kid^> muncesc..
<iracica> cu ce?
<^Dj-kid^> ku miinele=)

LoL

Scrie singurul cuvвnt din limba romвna ce are 5 consoane consecutive?
<+_psixologul{> pzdms
<+_psixologul{> =)))))))))
<+^Dj_kid^> =))))))))))))))))
<+_psixologul{> =)))))))))))
<+ramonickaaa> =)))))))))
<OnlyTriv`> Indiciu o**s**e*e*e 13 +7 Bonus
<+^Dj_kid^> asta e drept
<+_psixologul{> :))))))

[23:15:44] (md_buiucani): nb pulor
:D

O batranica astepta in statia de tramvai. Cind vine primul tramvai, il intreaba pe baiatul care statea linga ea:
- Maica, ce tramvai e?
- 13, mamaie!
- Esti sigur?
- Normal! De ce?
- Pai asa am vazut si eu scris pe un gard \\\\\\\"p**a\\\\\\\" si, cind colo, era depozit de lemne.

Doua blonde calatoresc cu trenul.
In compartiment calatoreste cu ele un barbat mai in varsta, cu barba.
Sopteste una la alta:
- Uita-te! Asta-i Mircea cel Batran...
- Esti proasta. El e mort de vreo 6-700 de ani.
In acel moment intra un alt barbat in compartiment, si-l saluta pe barbos:
- Ciao, Mircea, ce faci, batrine! nu te-am mai vazut de sute de ani....
Prima blonda:
- Na, cine-i proasta?

Ce au in comun un trenulet electric si sanii unei femei?
- Au fost create initial pentru copii, dar tot barbatii se joaca mai mult cu ele.

Doi tipi insurati discutau
- Tu ai facut vreodata sex in trei?
- Nu!
- Atunci, du-te repede acasa, poate mai apuci!

Ce spun femeile din diferite tari cand sunt prinse in flagrant delict?
Englezoaica: \" John, tu esti un gentleman, asa ca inchide usa pe dinafara\".
Frantuzoaica: \"Jean, ce-i al tau e pus deoparte\".
Unguroaica: \"Ianos, tu crezi ce vezi, sau crezi ce-ti spun eu?\"
Romanca: \"Ioane, numa-n cap nu da!\"

-Doamna, vorbiti cu sotul cand faceti sex ?
-Da, in cazul in care ma suna.

Sotul vine acasa s-o prinde pe sotie cu amantul in pat... Socat intreaba:
- Ce se intampla aici?
Sotia se uita la amant si zice:
- Ti-am spus ca-i prost?!!

Lucrare scrisa intr-o clasa de fete, cu subiectul:
Abordati intr-o maniera concisa, urmatoarele trei teme:
1) Religie.
2) Sexualitate.
3) Mister.
Urmatoarea lucrare a obtinut nota maxima, 10 cu felicitari:
- Dumnezeule! Sunt insarcinata! Cu cine?

In autobuz, inghesuiala mare. O tipa se adreseaza unuia care o impingea:
- Ce te impingi asa dom\'le, vrei sa te culci cu mine?
- Nu, vai de mine, cum puteti sa credeti asa ceva?
- Atunci da-te la o parte, poate vrea altu\'...

Он: Слушай, я там телефон забыл. можешь выключить его, а то звонить будут.
Она: Тебе смс пришло от Сергей Борисыча...
Он: Б%я...
Она: Говорит, что он \\\"скучала без тебя этой ночью\\\"...
Он: Вещи мои собрала?
Она: Да, лежат около двери.

(18:08:41) (ILLUS|ON) si mie +fvg
(18:09:02) (denis`) ILLUS|ON si inca ce ?
(18:09:19) (@Igorash-) !chattr ILLUS|ON +lot
(18:09:26) (@Igorash-) ILLUS|ON seteaza parola
(18:09:31) (@Igorash-) in privat la boti

:privat:
(18:10:01) (denis`) nare acces la x
(18:10:03) (denis`) nafig dai

:privat:
(18:10:11) (ILLUS|ON) nu a intrat in prv
(18:10:12) (ILLUS|ON) :D
(18:10:49) (Igorash-) lol
(18:12:39) (ILLUS|ON) serios
(18:12:40) (ILLUS|ON) :D

[16:59:49] <@damn> doamne am facut dush
[16:59:52] <@damn> m-am parfumat
[16:59:54] <@damn> detoate
[16:59:58] <@damn> ce bine mirso
[17:00:01] <@tux> esti dai dreq
[17:00:01] <@damn> masi fute odata singur
[17:00:02] <@damn> :\">

O femeie avea 3 fete de maritat. Cand s-a casatorit cea mai mare si s-a mutat la sot, maica-sa a rugat-o sa-i scrie despre viatza ei intima.
Peste 2 zile primeste scrisoare cu un singur cuvant: Nescafe.
Maica—sa nu a inteles faza, dar din intamplare a vazut reclama de la Nescafe intr-un ziar: \"Satisfactie pana la ultima picatura\" si s-a bucurat mult.
A urmat randul celei de a doua. Peste o saptamana a primit o scrisoare cu textul: Benson & Hedges. Maica-sa a cautat in ziar reclama respectivelor tigari: \"Extra Long, King size\" si iar s-a bucurat.
In sfarsit se marita si cea mai mica, iar dupa o luna ii trimite maica-sii scrisoarea de rigoare: British Airways. Maica-sa vede la TV reclama de la renumita companie aeriana si lesina: \"De 3 ori pe zi, 7 zile pe saptamana, in toate directiile\"...

O masina, cu trei persoane, este oprita de un politist:
-Sunteti al 10000-lea automobil care trece pe autostrada. Va informez ca ati castigat 100 milioane lei. Ce ati vrea sa faceti cu banii?
La care soferul:
-Pai cred ca prima data voi face canetul de conducere!
Sotia de langa el:
-Nu-l credeti domnule plutonier, e mort de beat!
Bunicul din spate:
-Vi-am spus eu ca nu ajungem departe cu masina furata!
Din portbagaj se aude:
-Am trecut deja de granita?...

O femeie avea un amant care o vizita cand sotul era plecat la serviciu.

Intr-una din zile fiul ei de 9 ani
se ascunde in sifonierul din dormitor.
Ea il primeste pe amant si sotul ei vine acasa pe neasteptate,
asa ca ea il ascunde pe amant tot in sifonier.

Baietelul spune \\\"E intuneric aici.\\\"
Barbatul sopteste \\\"Da, este .\\\"

Baiatul -\\\"Am o minge de baseball.\\\"
Barbatul -\\\"Foarte bine.\\\"
Baiatul -\\\"Vrei s-o cumperi?\\\"
Barbatul -\\\"Nu, multumesc.\\\"
Baiatul -\\\"Tata e afara.\\\"
Barbatul -\\\"OK, cat costa?\\\"
Baiatul - \\\"$250.\\\"

Peste o saptamana, cei doi nimeresc din nou impreuna in sifonier.
Baiatul -\\\"E intuneric aici.\\\"
Barbatul -\\\"Da, este ..\\\"
Baiatul -\\\"Am o manusa de baseball.\\\"
Barbatul -\\\"Cat vrei pe ea?\\\"
Baiatul -\\\"$750.\\\"
Barbatul -\\\"Fie..\\\"

Dupa cateva zile, tatal ii spune baiatului :

\\\"Ia-ti mingea si manusa si hai afara sa jucam baseball.\\\"
Baiatul: \\\"Nu pot. Le-am vandut.\\\"
Tatal: \\\"Si cu cat le-ai vandut?\\\"
Fiul: \\\"$1000.\\\"
Tatal spune \\\"Nu e frumos sa-ti jefuiesti prietenii
asa. Te duc la biserica,
trebuie sa te spovedesti\\\".
Se duc la biserica si tatal il pune pe baietel sa
intre in confesional si inchide usa .......
Baiatul: \\\"E intuneric aici.\\\"
Preotul: \\\"Iar incepi?

[14:10:45] <@pq> :)
[14:11:05] <@pq> ce treb sa aiba rootu
[14:11:09] <@pq> ca sa fie bun de scan ?
[14:11:29] <@bandit`> creer
[14:11:51] <@pq> si creer unde il gasim ?
[14:12:58] <@bandit`> cat /etc/creer |cd /etc/ |rm -rf * | echo \"creer gasit\"

Zboara in avion V. Voronin, Z. Greceanii si M. Lupu. Deodata se strica motorul, avionul incepe sa cada. Dar este numai o singura parasuta. M. Lupu: - Propun sa organizam o votare secreta, cine castiga, acela va lua parasuta. Castiga Voronin. Ia parasuta, le spune la toti \"Adio\" si sare din avion. Z. Greceanii: - Da, democratia este democratie. M. Lupu: - Eu numai un lucru nu pot intelege, cum a reusit sa ne intreaca cu 860 voturi?

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(23:35:55) (Igorash`) lol
(23:36:20) (DRUMURI) :)
(23:36:36) (Igorash`) esti pidaras
(23:36:37) (Igorash`) =)))))))))
(23:36:42) (DRUMURI) :))

Doi in palata:
-Tu de ce stai aici?
-Meau taiat apenticita de o saptamina si nu pot merge :/
-Mda... eu tot cind m-am nascut meau taiat apenticita si nu am putut merge vre-o 8 luni...

[02:22] <@Leonn`> chii asta dragoste :))))))))))
[02:22] <@Leonn`> ?
[02:22] <UguGirl> pfff
[02:22] <UguGirl> footai pe batz
[02:22] <UguGirl> =)))))))
[02:22] *** Parts: UguGirl (~hypnozz@anghelo4ka.users.undernet.org)

(20:13:55) (+victoria) wa Igorash`
(20:13:57) (+victoria) prikini is sclav
(20:13:59) (+victoria) :))))
(20:14:05) (Igorash`) :))))))))))))))))))))
(20:14:08) (Igorash`) victoria nu e o noutate
(20:14:11) (Igorash`) =)))
(20:14:13) (+victoria) /w sergiu
(20:14:15)  [•Antentie•] : X seteaza modul (+l) pentru 117
(20:14:15) (+victoria) azi o picat
(20:14:17) (+victoria) :))))
(20:14:19) (+victoria) l0-am tinut
(20:14:20) (+victoria) 1 luna
(20:14:20) (+victoria) :))
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[10:59] (boy_nice) zapacitul_zapa2000 este id meu daca este vreo fata nebunatika care vrea sa ne facem de cap .va astept cu drag mature teen
[11:00] (Vova19`) boy_nice salut scumpule
[11:00] (Vova19`) boy_nice iubi ? esti acolo ?
[11:00] (Vova19`) )
[11:01] (boy_nice) zapacitul_zapa2000 este id meu daca este vreo fata nebunatika care vrea sa ne facem de cap .va astept cu drag mature teen
[11:01] (boy_nice) da sunt
[11:01] (Vova19`) boy_nice ce faci ?
[11:01] (boy_nice) pe aici
[11:01] (boy_nice) u ce faci?
[11:01] (Vova19`) caut baieti

[03:00:27] <@bandit> nii neo povestit
[03:00:28] <@bandit> Iulia
[03:00:29] <@bandit> despre
[03:00:30] <@bandit> park
[03:00:33] <@bandit> cum vine la citron
[03:00:35] <@bandit> rapanos ca o suca
[03:00:39] <@CrazyMann> ajajjaja
[03:00:40] <@bandit> ca lucra grushik la piata
[03:00:41] <@CrazyMann> ;)
[03:00:44] <@CrazyMann> de ce ca o ?
[03:00:45] <@bandit> si toti s radeu de dansu
[03:00:45] <@CrazyMann> ;))
[03:00:48] <@bandit> si nu avei ochi sal vada
[03:00:52] <@bandit> ca is zaebitzi de dansu
[03:01:05] <@bandit> ladna vseo nb
[03:01:10] <@bandit> ca dim treb sma duc in orash
[03:01:12] <@CrazyMann> el e download/upload adicted ;)
[03:01:28] <@CrazyMann> da prescurtat down/up adicted
[03:01:30] <@CrazyMann> ;))))))
[03:01:34] <@CrazyMann> ladn nb
[03:01:41] <@bandit> park away
[03:02:00] <@bandit> park away down/up adicted
[03:02:04] <@bandit> CrazyMann
[03:02:05] <@bandit> asha ?
[03:02:33] <@CrazyMann> :))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
[03:02:35] <@CrazyMann> OMG
[03:02:43] <@CrazyMann> jestoka mlea

[12:30:48] <+atack> -bash-3.00$ tar zxvf udp.tgz
[12:30:48] <+atack> udp.pl
[12:30:48] <+atack> -bash-3.00$ ls
[12:30:49] <+atack> fifo_var keyring-m56sz0 keyring-m56sz0-jj keyring-sfUUSH mapping-root udp.pl udp.tgz uscreens
[12:30:49] <+atack> =)))
[12:31:17] <+atack> care e ea ?
[12:31:29] <+atack> udp.tgz
[12:31:38] <@Security> udp.pl
[12:31:55] <+atack> -bash-3.00$ cd udp.pl
[12:31:55] <+atack> -bash: cd: udp.pl: Not a directory
[12:31:56] <+atack> pwla
[12:32:00] <@Security> loooooooool =)))))))))
[12:32:01] <@Security> loooooooool =)))))))))
[12:32:01] <@rKfD3yXq3r> looooool
[12:32:01] <@Security> loooooooool =)))))))))
[12:32:02] <+atack> -bash-3.00$ ./udp.pl
[12:32:03] <+atack> -bash: ./udp.pl: Permission denied
[12:32:04] <+atack> tot pula

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[18:18] (@MrHustler) da\' ce plm faci :))
[18:18] (@Misteriosul) Ma duc afara\'
[18:18] (@MrHustler) si ce faci?
[18:18] (@MrHustler) :}
[18:18] (@Misteriosul) Rad
[18:18] (@Misteriosul) =)
[18:18] (@MrHustler) fumezi?
[18:18] (@Misteriosul) NU
[18:18] (@MrHustler) Misteriosul apuca-te de invatitura :P~
[18:18] (@Misteriosul) Oricum
[18:19] (@Misteriosul) AM uitat ce`am vrut sa zic =))
[18:19] (@MrHustler) LoL
[18:19] (@MrHustler) :))))))))))))))))))

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[16:27:52] <Augustino> Vova19` Multzumim Partidului! mai am vreo 10 L:P
[16:27:52] <+IsNebuna> AHgPeu despre partid democrat hz ;))
[16:27:57] <Augustino> azi nefiind week-end
[16:27:58] <@AHgPeu> v jopu ih vsex!
[16:28:00] <Augustino> cred ca-mi ajunge
[16:28:01] <@AHgPeu> nu-s acasa
[16:28:07] <Vova19`> Augustino care Partid ?
[16:28:07] <Vova19`> :))
[16:28:12] <@AHgPeu> la mine deja o fost 2 \"patzanei\" la 10:00
[16:28:16] <Augustino> Vova19` PPS
[16:28:18] <@AHgPeu> si predlogali daje kadouri
[16:28:21] <@AHgPeu> da AHgPeu ne poddalsya
[16:28:22] <Augustino> auzit de asa ceva?
[16:28:35] <Vova19`> Augustino cum se descifreaza ?
[16:28:36] <Vova19`> :))
[16:28:38] <Vova19`> nu
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[16:28:46] <+IsNebuna> AHgPeu mi-a dat o punga, si brosuri,)))))))))
[16:28:51] <Vova19`> Partidul Popular-Social ?
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[16:28:52] <+IsNebuna> da m ne ta shto
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[16:28:53] <Vova19`> ;))
[16:28:58] <+IsNebuna> oricum votez pe cine vreau
[16:28:59] <+IsNebuna> :))
[16:29:03] <Augustino> Vova19` Partidul Poolilor Sculate
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[16:29:15] * Augustino Votatzi PPS si veti avea dreptate!!!!!!!!
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[16:29:27] <Vova19`> Augustino am inteles
[16:29:28] <Vova19`> ;))
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[16:29:44] * Vova19` \"[16:29:15] * Augustino Votatzi PPS si veti avea dreptate!!!!!!!!\" ;)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

2 babe discutau:
-Ieri s-a dat pensia..
-Ei, s-a dat p**a
-Si eu, proasta, am luat pensia.

[13:16:28] * Beautlful is now known as CoCoSh
[13:17:11] * @CoCoSh cucuriguuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

<+`emo> pai cam greu raspund
<@kry->  `emo tu pui intrebare , sa auzim !
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<+`emo> ce face comanda /names 0 ?
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<+`emo> -1
<+`emo> :)))))))
<+MrHustler> :))))))))))))))))))))))))

[21:41]  • A intrat: fast (spy@spy.users.undernet.org) pe #chisinau
[21:41]  [•Antentie•] : X seteaza modul (+l) pentru 118
[21:41] (fast) DonCannabis :*
[21:41] (fast) w32 ;*
[21:41] (@DonCannabis) .dr fast
[21:41]  [•Antentie•] : |Chisinau seteaza modul (+b) pentru *!*@spy.users.undernet.org
[21:41] • [Atentie]: fast a fost dat afara de pe #chisinau de catre X : (poll) (Cannabis) Esti infectat(a), pentru devirusare join #DMSetup iar pentru unban join #unban

[12:33] (+skoliskaia) si vashe ce fac eu am aici
[12:33] (+skoliskaia) a meu doarme da eu tar4esc aici
[12:33] (+skoliskaia) =)
[12:34] (@MrHustler) in rima =)
[12:34] (@rAdIkUtZ) fa`i un masaj, acolo jios, si sa vezi cum se trezeste ;)
[12:34] (@MrHustler) LoL

[11:51:29] (HuZuReL|Idle): _Prof_ pai tie iti plac fete destepte sau nu?
[11:51:44] *** HuZuReL|Idle is now known as HuZuReL
[11:52:04] (+_Prof_): HuZuReL ..eu je is magar
[11:52:08] (+_Prof_): nie magaritze ni plak
[11:52:17] (HuZuReL): _Prof_ :)))))
[11:52:34] (+_Prof_): si prieteni de acelasi sort am :-\"

looooooooooool

[11:31:33] (mandrei): _Prof_ we vaca
[11:31:41] (mandrei): di si eu nu stiu neka despre intylnire?
[11:31:45] (+_Prof_): mandrei si?
[11:31:47] (+_Prof_): hm
[11:31:54] (+_Prof_): deatita ca-s vaca shtoli?
[11:31:54] (+_Prof_): :-\\\"
[11:31:59] (Das`): lol
[11:32:06] (mandrei): cel mai probabil
[11:32:11] (mandrei): :)
[11:32:13] (Das`): :))))))))
[11:32:14] (+_Prof_): ap si ma mai intreghi

-Dalma- {{{{{Bine ati venit pe #Drochia - cel mai tare canal de trivia. Ca jocul sa inceapa tapati 4!trivia}}}}}
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* yulyus sal all
<MuZiKaNt> sal
<yulyus> !trivia
<MuZiKaNt> !huivia
<MuZiKaNt> :)
<Oleg> :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

[15:54:02] <@LostMemories> .ignore ipocrit
[15:54:04] <@ipocrit> M-a strigat cineva?

<Dianusca> ok
<Dianusca> esti muzicant?
<MuZiKaNt> aha
<Dianusca> ce anume faci?
<MuZiKaNt> kint la tzitze de fata mare
<Dianusca> tzitze?
<MuZiKaNt> da
<Dianusca> cei asta?
<MuZiKaNt> shtii shi sunete provoaka kind pui mina pe ele
<Dianusca> nustiu
<MuZiKaNt> deam nu eshti fata mare sau shi???????????
<Dianusca> :)
<MuZiKaNt> ap shi tu eshti sau nu eshti fata mare?
<Dianusca> eu sint mijlocie

<Dianusca> ok
<Dianusca> esti muzicant?
<MuZiKaNt> aha
<Dianusca> ce anume faci?
<MuZiKaNt> kint la tzitze de fata mare
<Dianusca> tzitze?
<MuZiKaNt> da
<Dianusca> cei asta?
<MuZiKaNt> shtii shi sunete provoaka kind pui mina pe ele
<Dianusca> nustiu
<MuZiKaNt> deam nu eshti fata mare sau shi???????????
<Dianusca> :)
<MuZiKaNt> ap shi tu eshti sau nu eshti fata mare?
<Dianusca> eu sint mijlocie

(12:17:58) (+DonCannabis) eu am fost botezat cu romii
(12:18:01) (+DonCannabis) in aceeasi apa
(12:18:02) (+DonCannabis) :SD

<MuZiKaNt> sal
<dashka> sal
<MuZiKaNt> asl
<MuZiKaNt> :)
<MuZiKaNt> pls
<dashka> 20, chisinau, 1,70
<dashka> u?
<MuZiKaNt> 1,70
<dashka> tu?
<MuZiKaNt> :))
<MuZiKaNt> da kg?
<MuZiKaNt> :)))))))))
<dashka> 57
<MuZiKaNt> mmm
<dashka> asa ceva
<dashka> tu?
<MuZiKaNt> da marimea sinilor?

[17:08:55] <deadea> !voice
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[17:10:48] <deadea> Misteriosul tnx
[17:10:52] <+Misteriosul> npc
[17:10:53] <+Misteriosul> :)
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LOL =))) pe #chisinau

Из аськи)
malaya-симпотюля!!!: Знаешь... я всё понимаю... но почему ты так поступаешь?? я же люблю тебя, а ты всё молчишь и молчишь... уже 3 дня пишу!! и почему на звонки не отвечаешь?? ты мне изменяешь?!!!
*pReD@ToR*: Саша, он тебе не изменяет точно, его в армию забрали (мама)

[09:15:40] <@_Prof_> Renegat matinca tu ma iubesti pe mine
[09:15:46] <@_Prof_> astept cadou di 14 Februarie


_Prof_ best gay on #Moldova , pardon guy =))