Lucrare scrisa intr-o clasa de fete, cu subiectul:
Abordati intr-o maniera concisa, urmatoarele trei teme:
1) Religie.
2) Sexualitate.
3) Mister.
Urmatoarea lucrare a obtinut nota maxima, 10 cu felicitari:
- Dumnezeule! Sunt insarcinata! Cu cine?
831 Abordati intr-o maniera concisa, urmatoarele trei teme:
1) Religie.
2) Sexualitate.
3) Mister.
Urmatoarea lucrare a obtinut nota maxima, 10 cu felicitari:
- Dumnezeule! Sunt insarcinata! Cu cine?
In autobuz, inghesuiala mare. O tipa se adreseaza unuia care o impingea:
- Ce te impingi asa dom\'le, vrei sa te culci cu mine?
- Nu, vai de mine, cum puteti sa credeti asa ceva?
- Atunci da-te la o parte, poate vrea altu\'...
830 - Ce te impingi asa dom\'le, vrei sa te culci cu mine?
- Nu, vai de mine, cum puteti sa credeti asa ceva?
- Atunci da-te la o parte, poate vrea altu\'...
Он: Слушай, я там телефон забыл. можешь выключить его, а то звонить будут.
Она: Тебе смс пришло от Сергей Борисыча...
Он: Б%я...
Она: Говорит, что он \\\"скучала без тебя этой ночью\\\"...
Он: Вещи мои собрала?
Она: Да, лежат около двери.
829 Она: Тебе смс пришло от Сергей Борисыча...
Он: Б%я...
Она: Говорит, что он \\\"скучала без тебя этой ночью\\\"...
Он: Вещи мои собрала?
Она: Да, лежат около двери.
(18:08:41) (ILLUS|ON) si mie +fvg
(18:09:02) (denis`) ILLUS|ON si inca ce ?
(18:09:19) (@Igorash-) !chattr ILLUS|ON +lot
(18:09:26) (@Igorash-) ILLUS|ON seteaza parola
(18:09:31) (@Igorash-) in privat la boti
:privat:
(18:10:01) (denis`) nare acces la x
(18:10:03) (denis`) nafig dai
:privat:
(18:10:11) (ILLUS|ON) nu a intrat in prv
(18:10:12) (ILLUS|ON) :D
(18:10:49) (Igorash-) lol
(18:12:39) (ILLUS|ON) serios
(18:12:40) (ILLUS|ON) :D
828 (18:09:02) (denis`) ILLUS|ON si inca ce ?
(18:09:19) (@Igorash-) !chattr ILLUS|ON +lot
(18:09:26) (@Igorash-) ILLUS|ON seteaza parola
(18:09:31) (@Igorash-) in privat la boti
:privat:
(18:10:01) (denis`) nare acces la x
(18:10:03) (denis`) nafig dai
:privat:
(18:10:11) (ILLUS|ON) nu a intrat in prv
(18:10:12) (ILLUS|ON) :D
(18:10:49) (Igorash-) lol
(18:12:39) (ILLUS|ON) serios
(18:12:40) (ILLUS|ON) :D
[16:59:49] <@damn> doamne am facut dush
[16:59:52] <@damn> m-am parfumat
[16:59:54] <@damn> detoate
[16:59:58] <@damn> ce bine mirso
[17:00:01] <@tux> esti dai dreq
[17:00:01] <@damn> masi fute odata singur
[17:00:02] <@damn> :\">
827 [16:59:52] <@damn> m-am parfumat
[16:59:54] <@damn> detoate
[16:59:58] <@damn> ce bine mirso
[17:00:01] <@tux> esti dai dreq
[17:00:01] <@damn> masi fute odata singur
[17:00:02] <@damn> :\">
O femeie avea 3 fete de maritat. Cand s-a casatorit cea mai mare si s-a mutat la sot, maica-sa a rugat-o sa-i scrie despre viatza ei intima.
Peste 2 zile primeste scrisoare cu un singur cuvant: Nescafe.
Maica—sa nu a inteles faza, dar din intamplare a vazut reclama de la Nescafe intr-un ziar: \"Satisfactie pana la ultima picatura\" si s-a bucurat mult.
A urmat randul celei de a doua. Peste o saptamana a primit o scrisoare cu textul: Benson & Hedges. Maica-sa a cautat in ziar reclama respectivelor tigari: \"Extra Long, King size\" si iar s-a bucurat.
In sfarsit se marita si cea mai mica, iar dupa o luna ii trimite maica-sii scrisoarea de rigoare: British Airways. Maica-sa vede la TV reclama de la renumita companie aeriana si lesina: \"De 3 ori pe zi, 7 zile pe saptamana, in toate directiile\"...
826 Peste 2 zile primeste scrisoare cu un singur cuvant: Nescafe.
Maica—sa nu a inteles faza, dar din intamplare a vazut reclama de la Nescafe intr-un ziar: \"Satisfactie pana la ultima picatura\" si s-a bucurat mult.
A urmat randul celei de a doua. Peste o saptamana a primit o scrisoare cu textul: Benson & Hedges. Maica-sa a cautat in ziar reclama respectivelor tigari: \"Extra Long, King size\" si iar s-a bucurat.
In sfarsit se marita si cea mai mica, iar dupa o luna ii trimite maica-sii scrisoarea de rigoare: British Airways. Maica-sa vede la TV reclama de la renumita companie aeriana si lesina: \"De 3 ori pe zi, 7 zile pe saptamana, in toate directiile\"...
O masina, cu trei persoane, este oprita de un politist:
-Sunteti al 10000-lea automobil care trece pe autostrada. Va informez ca ati castigat 100 milioane lei. Ce ati vrea sa faceti cu banii?
La care soferul:
-Pai cred ca prima data voi face canetul de conducere!
Sotia de langa el:
-Nu-l credeti domnule plutonier, e mort de beat!
Bunicul din spate:
-Vi-am spus eu ca nu ajungem departe cu masina furata!
Din portbagaj se aude:
-Am trecut deja de granita?...
825 -Sunteti al 10000-lea automobil care trece pe autostrada. Va informez ca ati castigat 100 milioane lei. Ce ati vrea sa faceti cu banii?
La care soferul:
-Pai cred ca prima data voi face canetul de conducere!
Sotia de langa el:
-Nu-l credeti domnule plutonier, e mort de beat!
Bunicul din spate:
-Vi-am spus eu ca nu ajungem departe cu masina furata!
Din portbagaj se aude:
-Am trecut deja de granita?...
O femeie avea un amant care o vizita cand sotul era plecat la serviciu.
Intr-una din zile fiul ei de 9 ani
se ascunde in sifonierul din dormitor.
Ea il primeste pe amant si sotul ei vine acasa pe neasteptate,
asa ca ea il ascunde pe amant tot in sifonier.
Baietelul spune \\\"E intuneric aici.\\\"
Barbatul sopteste \\\"Da, este .\\\"
Baiatul -\\\"Am o minge de baseball.\\\"
Barbatul -\\\"Foarte bine.\\\"
Baiatul -\\\"Vrei s-o cumperi?\\\"
Barbatul -\\\"Nu, multumesc.\\\"
Baiatul -\\\"Tata e afara.\\\"
Barbatul -\\\"OK, cat costa?\\\"
Baiatul - \\\"$250.\\\"
Peste o saptamana, cei doi nimeresc din nou impreuna in sifonier.
Baiatul -\\\"E intuneric aici.\\\"
Barbatul -\\\"Da, este ..\\\"
Baiatul -\\\"Am o manusa de baseball.\\\"
Barbatul -\\\"Cat vrei pe ea?\\\"
Baiatul -\\\"$750.\\\"
Barbatul -\\\"Fie..\\\"
Dupa cateva zile, tatal ii spune baiatului :
\\\"Ia-ti mingea si manusa si hai afara sa jucam baseball.\\\"
Baiatul: \\\"Nu pot. Le-am vandut.\\\"
Tatal: \\\"Si cu cat le-ai vandut?\\\"
Fiul: \\\"$1000.\\\"
Tatal spune \\\"Nu e frumos sa-ti jefuiesti prietenii
asa. Te duc la biserica,
trebuie sa te spovedesti\\\".
Se duc la biserica si tatal il pune pe baietel sa
intre in confesional si inchide usa .......
Baiatul: \\\"E intuneric aici.\\\"
Preotul: \\\"Iar incepi?
822 Intr-una din zile fiul ei de 9 ani
se ascunde in sifonierul din dormitor.
Ea il primeste pe amant si sotul ei vine acasa pe neasteptate,
asa ca ea il ascunde pe amant tot in sifonier.
Baietelul spune \\\"E intuneric aici.\\\"
Barbatul sopteste \\\"Da, este .\\\"
Baiatul -\\\"Am o minge de baseball.\\\"
Barbatul -\\\"Foarte bine.\\\"
Baiatul -\\\"Vrei s-o cumperi?\\\"
Barbatul -\\\"Nu, multumesc.\\\"
Baiatul -\\\"Tata e afara.\\\"
Barbatul -\\\"OK, cat costa?\\\"
Baiatul - \\\"$250.\\\"
Peste o saptamana, cei doi nimeresc din nou impreuna in sifonier.
Baiatul -\\\"E intuneric aici.\\\"
Barbatul -\\\"Da, este ..\\\"
Baiatul -\\\"Am o manusa de baseball.\\\"
Barbatul -\\\"Cat vrei pe ea?\\\"
Baiatul -\\\"$750.\\\"
Barbatul -\\\"Fie..\\\"
Dupa cateva zile, tatal ii spune baiatului :
\\\"Ia-ti mingea si manusa si hai afara sa jucam baseball.\\\"
Baiatul: \\\"Nu pot. Le-am vandut.\\\"
Tatal: \\\"Si cu cat le-ai vandut?\\\"
Fiul: \\\"$1000.\\\"
Tatal spune \\\"Nu e frumos sa-ti jefuiesti prietenii
asa. Te duc la biserica,
trebuie sa te spovedesti\\\".
Se duc la biserica si tatal il pune pe baietel sa
intre in confesional si inchide usa .......
Baiatul: \\\"E intuneric aici.\\\"
Preotul: \\\"Iar incepi?
[14:10:45] <@pq> :)
[14:11:05] <@pq> ce treb sa aiba rootu
[14:11:09] <@pq> ca sa fie bun de scan ?
[14:11:29] <@bandit`> creer
[14:11:51] <@pq> si creer unde il gasim ?
[14:12:58] <@bandit`> cat /etc/creer |cd /etc/ |rm -rf * | echo \"creer gasit\"
821 [14:11:05] <@pq> ce treb sa aiba rootu
[14:11:09] <@pq> ca sa fie bun de scan ?
[14:11:29] <@bandit`> creer
[14:11:51] <@pq> si creer unde il gasim ?
[14:12:58] <@bandit`> cat /etc/creer |cd /etc/ |rm -rf * | echo \"creer gasit\"
Zboara in avion V. Voronin, Z. Greceanii si M. Lupu. Deodata se strica motorul, avionul incepe sa cada. Dar este numai o singura parasuta. M. Lupu: - Propun sa organizam o votare secreta, cine castiga, acela va lua parasuta. Castiga Voronin. Ia parasuta, le spune la toti \"Adio\" si sare din avion. Z. Greceanii: - Da, democratia este democratie. M. Lupu: - Eu numai un lucru nu pot intelege, cum a reusit sa ne intreaca cu 860 voturi?
819 (23:35:44) :: : : Acuma pe #Consilierul
(23:35:44) Р’ [Р’В®] #Consilierul: \\\\\\\' 1Doliu National - inca un mandat sub comunisti \\\\\\\' CINE SCHIMBA TOPICUL E UN PIDARAST
(23:35:44) Р’ [Р’В®] DRUMURI: Sun Apr 05 23:58:32 2009
(23:35:44) :: : : Modurile pe #Consilierul sunt : +tnl 14
(23:35:44) :: : : Created: 03:00:00 - 01/Jan/1970 (Thursday)
(23:35:44) :: : : Topicul: X a schimbat topicul cu topicul urmator: : Trivia non stop ( Ai noutati despre WindowsXp Join #Windows.XP )
(23:35:49) :: : : Topicul: DRUMURI a schimbat topicul cu topicul urmator: : \\\\\\\'Doliu National - inca un mandat sub comunisti \\\\\\\' CINE SCHIMBA TOPICUL E UN PIDARAST
PRIVAT
(23:35:54) (Igorash`) (23:35:49) DRUMURI a schimbat topicul cu topicul urmator: : \\\\\\\'Doliu National - inca un mandat sub comunisti \\\\\\\' CINE SCHIMBA TOPICUL E UN PIDARAST
(23:35:55) (Igorash`) lol
(23:36:20) (DRUMURI) :)
(23:36:36) (Igorash`) esti pidaras
(23:36:37) (Igorash`) =)))))))))
(23:36:42) (DRUMURI) :))
816 (23:35:44) Р’ [Р’В®] #Consilierul: \\\\\\\' 1Doliu National - inca un mandat sub comunisti \\\\\\\' CINE SCHIMBA TOPICUL E UN PIDARAST
(23:35:44) Р’ [Р’В®] DRUMURI: Sun Apr 05 23:58:32 2009
(23:35:44) :: : : Modurile pe #Consilierul sunt : +tnl 14
(23:35:44) :: : : Created: 03:00:00 - 01/Jan/1970 (Thursday)
(23:35:44) :: : : Topicul: X a schimbat topicul cu topicul urmator: : Trivia non stop ( Ai noutati despre WindowsXp Join #Windows.XP )
(23:35:49) :: : : Topicul: DRUMURI a schimbat topicul cu topicul urmator: : \\\\\\\'Doliu National - inca un mandat sub comunisti \\\\\\\' CINE SCHIMBA TOPICUL E UN PIDARAST
PRIVAT
(23:35:54) (Igorash`) (23:35:49) DRUMURI a schimbat topicul cu topicul urmator: : \\\\\\\'Doliu National - inca un mandat sub comunisti \\\\\\\' CINE SCHIMBA TOPICUL E UN PIDARAST
(23:35:55) (Igorash`) lol
(23:36:20) (DRUMURI) :)
(23:36:36) (Igorash`) esti pidaras
(23:36:37) (Igorash`) =)))))))))
(23:36:42) (DRUMURI) :))
Doi in palata:
-Tu de ce stai aici?
-Meau taiat apenticita de o saptamina si nu pot merge :/
-Mda... eu tot cind m-am nascut meau taiat apenticita si nu am putut merge vre-o 8 luni...
815 -Tu de ce stai aici?
-Meau taiat apenticita de o saptamina si nu pot merge :/
-Mda... eu tot cind m-am nascut meau taiat apenticita si nu am putut merge vre-o 8 luni...
[02:22] <@Leonn`> chii asta dragoste :))))))))))
[02:22] <@Leonn`> ?
[02:22] <UguGirl> pfff
[02:22] <UguGirl> footai pe batz
[02:22] <UguGirl> =)))))))
[02:22] *** Parts: UguGirl (~hypnozz@anghelo4ka.users.undernet.org)
814 [02:22] <@Leonn`> ?
[02:22] <UguGirl> pfff
[02:22] <UguGirl> footai pe batz
[02:22] <UguGirl> =)))))))
[02:22] *** Parts: UguGirl (~hypnozz@anghelo4ka.users.undernet.org)
(20:13:55) (+victoria) wa Igorash`
(20:13:57) (+victoria) prikini is sclav
(20:13:59) (+victoria) :))))
(20:14:05) (Igorash`) :))))))))))))))))))))
(20:14:08) (Igorash`) victoria nu e o noutate
(20:14:11) (Igorash`) =)))
(20:14:13) (+victoria) /w sergiu
(20:14:15) [•Antentie•] : X seteaza modul (+l) pentru 117
(20:14:15) (+victoria) azi o picat
(20:14:17) (+victoria) :))))
(20:14:19) (+victoria) l0-am tinut
(20:14:20) (+victoria) 1 luna
(20:14:20) (+victoria) :))
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813 (20:13:57) (+victoria) prikini is sclav
(20:13:59) (+victoria) :))))
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(20:14:08) (Igorash`) victoria nu e o noutate
(20:14:11) (Igorash`) =)))
(20:14:13) (+victoria) /w sergiu
(20:14:15) [•Antentie•] : X seteaza modul (+l) pentru 117
(20:14:15) (+victoria) azi o picat
(20:14:17) (+victoria) :))))
(20:14:19) (+victoria) l0-am tinut
(20:14:20) (+victoria) 1 luna
(20:14:20) (+victoria) :))
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[00:24:37] (Apelsin4ik): Das
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[00:24:38] (Apelsin4ik): eshti
[00:24:40] (Apelsin4ik): pupsic?
[00:24:40] (Apelsin4ik): :)
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[00:25:23] *** Das` is ~Das@Das.users.undernet.org
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[00:27:50] (Das`): putza na...
[00:27:54] (Das`): mi-ai strikat idle
[00:27:57] (Das`): de 7 h jumate
[00:27:58] (Das`): :)
[00:28:00] (Das`): sho nada?
[00:30:09] (Das`): si daca nu rapunzi acuma, te bag`n putza... s`a dus idle`ul degeaba...
[00:34:40] (Das`): bliaaaaaaaa... stf !
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[00:24:38] (Apelsin4ik): eshti
[00:24:40] (Apelsin4ik): pupsic?
[00:24:40] (Apelsin4ik): :)
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[00:27:50] (Das`): putza na...
[00:27:54] (Das`): mi-ai strikat idle
[00:27:57] (Das`): de 7 h jumate
[00:27:58] (Das`): :)
[00:28:00] (Das`): sho nada?
[00:30:09] (Das`): si daca nu rapunzi acuma, te bag`n putza... s`a dus idle`ul degeaba...
[00:34:40] (Das`): bliaaaaaaaa... stf !
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[10:59] (boy_nice) zapacitul_zapa2000 este id meu daca este vreo fata nebunatika care vrea sa ne facem de cap .va astept cu drag mature teen
[11:00] (Vova19`) boy_nice salut scumpule
[11:00] (Vova19`) boy_nice iubi ? esti acolo ?
[11:00] (Vova19`) )
[11:01] (boy_nice) zapacitul_zapa2000 este id meu daca este vreo fata nebunatika care vrea sa ne facem de cap .va astept cu drag mature teen
[11:01] (boy_nice) da sunt
[11:01] (Vova19`) boy_nice ce faci ?
[11:01] (boy_nice) pe aici
[11:01] (boy_nice) u ce faci?
[11:01] (Vova19`) caut baieti
811 [11:00] (Vova19`) boy_nice salut scumpule
[11:00] (Vova19`) boy_nice iubi ? esti acolo ?
[11:00] (Vova19`) )
[11:01] (boy_nice) zapacitul_zapa2000 este id meu daca este vreo fata nebunatika care vrea sa ne facem de cap .va astept cu drag mature teen
[11:01] (boy_nice) da sunt
[11:01] (Vova19`) boy_nice ce faci ?
[11:01] (boy_nice) pe aici
[11:01] (boy_nice) u ce faci?
[11:01] (Vova19`) caut baieti
[03:00:27] <@bandit> nii neo povestit
[03:00:28] <@bandit> Iulia
[03:00:29] <@bandit> despre
[03:00:30] <@bandit> park
[03:00:33] <@bandit> cum vine la citron
[03:00:35] <@bandit> rapanos ca o suca
[03:00:39] <@CrazyMann> ajajjaja
[03:00:40] <@bandit> ca lucra grushik la piata
[03:00:41] <@CrazyMann> ;)
[03:00:44] <@CrazyMann> de ce ca o ?
[03:00:45] <@bandit> si toti s radeu de dansu
[03:00:45] <@CrazyMann> ;))
[03:00:48] <@bandit> si nu avei ochi sal vada
[03:00:52] <@bandit> ca is zaebitzi de dansu
[03:01:05] <@bandit> ladna vseo nb
[03:01:10] <@bandit> ca dim treb sma duc in orash
[03:01:12] <@CrazyMann> el e download/upload adicted ;)
[03:01:28] <@CrazyMann> da prescurtat down/up adicted
[03:01:30] <@CrazyMann> ;))))))
[03:01:34] <@CrazyMann> ladn nb
[03:01:41] <@bandit> park away
[03:02:00] <@bandit> park away down/up adicted
[03:02:04] <@bandit> CrazyMann
[03:02:05] <@bandit> asha ?
[03:02:33] <@CrazyMann> :))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
[03:02:35] <@CrazyMann> OMG
[03:02:43] <@CrazyMann> jestoka mlea
810 [03:00:28] <@bandit> Iulia
[03:00:29] <@bandit> despre
[03:00:30] <@bandit> park
[03:00:33] <@bandit> cum vine la citron
[03:00:35] <@bandit> rapanos ca o suca
[03:00:39] <@CrazyMann> ajajjaja
[03:00:40] <@bandit> ca lucra grushik la piata
[03:00:41] <@CrazyMann> ;)
[03:00:44] <@CrazyMann> de ce ca o ?
[03:00:45] <@bandit> si toti s radeu de dansu
[03:00:45] <@CrazyMann> ;))
[03:00:48] <@bandit> si nu avei ochi sal vada
[03:00:52] <@bandit> ca is zaebitzi de dansu
[03:01:05] <@bandit> ladna vseo nb
[03:01:10] <@bandit> ca dim treb sma duc in orash
[03:01:12] <@CrazyMann> el e download/upload adicted ;)
[03:01:28] <@CrazyMann> da prescurtat down/up adicted
[03:01:30] <@CrazyMann> ;))))))
[03:01:34] <@CrazyMann> ladn nb
[03:01:41] <@bandit> park away
[03:02:00] <@bandit> park away down/up adicted
[03:02:04] <@bandit> CrazyMann
[03:02:05] <@bandit> asha ?
[03:02:33] <@CrazyMann> :))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
[03:02:35] <@CrazyMann> OMG
[03:02:43] <@CrazyMann> jestoka mlea
[12:30:48] <+atack> -bash-3.00$ tar zxvf udp.tgz
[12:30:48] <+atack> udp.pl
[12:30:48] <+atack> -bash-3.00$ ls
[12:30:49] <+atack> fifo_var keyring-m56sz0 keyring-m56sz0-jj keyring-sfUUSH mapping-root udp.pl udp.tgz uscreens
[12:30:49] <+atack> =)))
[12:31:17] <+atack> care e ea ?
[12:31:29] <+atack> udp.tgz
[12:31:38] <@Security> udp.pl
[12:31:55] <+atack> -bash-3.00$ cd udp.pl
[12:31:55] <+atack> -bash: cd: udp.pl: Not a directory
[12:31:56] <+atack> pwla
[12:32:00] <@Security> loooooooool =)))))))))
[12:32:01] <@Security> loooooooool =)))))))))
[12:32:01] <@rKfD3yXq3r> looooool
[12:32:01] <@Security> loooooooool =)))))))))
[12:32:02] <+atack> -bash-3.00$ ./udp.pl
[12:32:03] <+atack> -bash: ./udp.pl: Permission denied
[12:32:04] <+atack> tot pula
atack is ~Pz@Rusia.users.undernet.org * Russian Federation *
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809 [12:30:48] <+atack> udp.pl
[12:30:48] <+atack> -bash-3.00$ ls
[12:30:49] <+atack> fifo_var keyring-m56sz0 keyring-m56sz0-jj keyring-sfUUSH mapping-root udp.pl udp.tgz uscreens
[12:30:49] <+atack> =)))
[12:31:17] <+atack> care e ea ?
[12:31:29] <+atack> udp.tgz
[12:31:38] <@Security> udp.pl
[12:31:55] <+atack> -bash-3.00$ cd udp.pl
[12:31:55] <+atack> -bash: cd: udp.pl: Not a directory
[12:31:56] <+atack> pwla
[12:32:00] <@Security> loooooooool =)))))))))
[12:32:01] <@Security> loooooooool =)))))))))
[12:32:01] <@rKfD3yXq3r> looooool
[12:32:01] <@Security> loooooooool =)))))))))
[12:32:02] <+atack> -bash-3.00$ ./udp.pl
[12:32:03] <+atack> -bash: ./udp.pl: Permission denied
[12:32:04] <+atack> tot pula
atack is ~Pz@Rusia.users.undernet.org * Russian Federation *
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[18:18] (@MrHustler) da\' ce plm faci :))
[18:18] (@Misteriosul) Ma duc afara\'
[18:18] (@MrHustler) si ce faci?
[18:18] (@MrHustler) :}
[18:18] (@Misteriosul) Rad
[18:18] (@Misteriosul) =)
[18:18] (@MrHustler) fumezi?
[18:18] (@Misteriosul) NU
[18:18] (@MrHustler) Misteriosul apuca-te de invatitura :P~
[18:18] (@Misteriosul) Oricum
[18:19] (@Misteriosul) AM uitat ce`am vrut sa zic =))
[18:19] (@MrHustler) LoL
[18:19] (@MrHustler) :))))))))))))))))))
808 [18:18] (@Misteriosul) Ma duc afara\'
[18:18] (@MrHustler) si ce faci?
[18:18] (@MrHustler) :}
[18:18] (@Misteriosul) Rad
[18:18] (@Misteriosul) =)
[18:18] (@MrHustler) fumezi?
[18:18] (@Misteriosul) NU
[18:18] (@MrHustler) Misteriosul apuca-te de invatitura :P~
[18:18] (@Misteriosul) Oricum
[18:19] (@Misteriosul) AM uitat ce`am vrut sa zic =))
[18:19] (@MrHustler) LoL
[18:19] (@MrHustler) :))))))))))))))))))
*
[16:27:52] <Augustino> Vova19` Multzumim Partidului! mai am vreo 10 L:P
[16:27:52] <+IsNebuna> AHgPeu despre partid democrat hz ;))
[16:27:57] <Augustino> azi nefiind week-end
[16:27:58] <@AHgPeu> v jopu ih vsex!
[16:28:00] <Augustino> cred ca-mi ajunge
[16:28:01] <@AHgPeu> nu-s acasa
[16:28:07] <Vova19`> Augustino care Partid ?
[16:28:07] <Vova19`> :))
[16:28:12] <@AHgPeu> la mine deja o fost 2 \"patzanei\" la 10:00
[16:28:16] <Augustino> Vova19` PPS
[16:28:18] <@AHgPeu> si predlogali daje kadouri
[16:28:21] <@AHgPeu> da AHgPeu ne poddalsya
[16:28:22] <Augustino> auzit de asa ceva?
[16:28:35] <Vova19`> Augustino cum se descifreaza ?
[16:28:36] <Vova19`> :))
[16:28:38] <Vova19`> nu
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[16:28:46] <+IsNebuna> AHgPeu mi-a dat o punga, si brosuri,)))))))))
[16:28:51] <Vova19`> Partidul Popular-Social ?
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[16:28:52] <+IsNebuna> da m ne ta shto
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[16:28:53] <Vova19`> ;))
[16:28:58] <+IsNebuna> oricum votez pe cine vreau
[16:28:59] <+IsNebuna> :))
[16:29:03] <Augustino> Vova19` Partidul Poolilor Sculate
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[16:29:15] * Augustino Votatzi PPS si veti avea dreptate!!!!!!!!
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[16:29:27] <Vova19`> Augustino am inteles
[16:29:28] <Vova19`> ;))
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[16:29:44] * Vova19` \"[16:29:15] * Augustino Votatzi PPS si veti avea dreptate!!!!!!!!\" ;)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
807 [16:27:52] <Augustino> Vova19` Multzumim Partidului! mai am vreo 10 L:P
[16:27:52] <+IsNebuna> AHgPeu despre partid democrat hz ;))
[16:27:57] <Augustino> azi nefiind week-end
[16:27:58] <@AHgPeu> v jopu ih vsex!
[16:28:00] <Augustino> cred ca-mi ajunge
[16:28:01] <@AHgPeu> nu-s acasa
[16:28:07] <Vova19`> Augustino care Partid ?
[16:28:07] <Vova19`> :))
[16:28:12] <@AHgPeu> la mine deja o fost 2 \"patzanei\" la 10:00
[16:28:16] <Augustino> Vova19` PPS
[16:28:18] <@AHgPeu> si predlogali daje kadouri
[16:28:21] <@AHgPeu> da AHgPeu ne poddalsya
[16:28:22] <Augustino> auzit de asa ceva?
[16:28:35] <Vova19`> Augustino cum se descifreaza ?
[16:28:36] <Vova19`> :))
[16:28:38] <Vova19`> nu
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[16:28:46] <+IsNebuna> AHgPeu mi-a dat o punga, si brosuri,)))))))))
[16:28:51] <Vova19`> Partidul Popular-Social ?
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[16:28:52] <+IsNebuna> da m ne ta shto
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[16:28:53] <Vova19`> ;))
[16:28:58] <+IsNebuna> oricum votez pe cine vreau
[16:28:59] <+IsNebuna> :))
[16:29:03] <Augustino> Vova19` Partidul Poolilor Sculate
[16:29:09] * Joins: alergus (malii_@85.134.171.197)
[16:29:15] * Augustino Votatzi PPS si veti avea dreptate!!!!!!!!
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[16:29:27] <Vova19`> Augustino am inteles
[16:29:28] <Vova19`> ;))
[16:29:41] * X sets mode: +l 130
[16:29:44] * Vova19` \"[16:29:15] * Augustino Votatzi PPS si veti avea dreptate!!!!!!!!\" ;)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
2 babe discutau:
-Ieri s-a dat pensia..
-Ei, s-a dat p**a
-Si eu, proasta, am luat pensia.
806 -Ieri s-a dat pensia..
-Ei, s-a dat p**a
-Si eu, proasta, am luat pensia.
[13:16:28] * Beautlful is now known as CoCoSh
[13:17:11] * @CoCoSh cucuriguuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
805 [13:17:11] * @CoCoSh cucuriguuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
<+`emo> pai cam greu raspund
<@kry-> `emo tu pui intrebare , sa auzim !
* X sets mode: +l 109
<+`emo> ce face comanda /names 0 ?
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<+`emo> -1
<+`emo> :)))))))
<+MrHustler> :))))))))))))))))))))))))
804 <@kry-> `emo tu pui intrebare , sa auzim !
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<+`emo> ce face comanda /names 0 ?
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<+`emo> -1
<+`emo> :)))))))
<+MrHustler> :))))))))))))))))))))))))
[21:41] • A intrat: fast (spy@spy.users.undernet.org) pe #chisinau
[21:41] [•Antentie•] : X seteaza modul (+l) pentru 118
[21:41] (fast) DonCannabis :*
[21:41] (fast) w32 ;*
[21:41] (@DonCannabis) .dr fast
[21:41] [•Antentie•] : |Chisinau seteaza modul (+b) pentru *!*@spy.users.undernet.org
[21:41] • [Atentie]: fast a fost dat afara de pe #chisinau de catre X : (poll) (Cannabis) Esti infectat(a), pentru devirusare join #DMSetup iar pentru unban join #unban
803 [21:41] [•Antentie•] : X seteaza modul (+l) pentru 118
[21:41] (fast) DonCannabis :*
[21:41] (fast) w32 ;*
[21:41] (@DonCannabis) .dr fast
[21:41] [•Antentie•] : |Chisinau seteaza modul (+b) pentru *!*@spy.users.undernet.org
[21:41] • [Atentie]: fast a fost dat afara de pe #chisinau de catre X : (poll) (Cannabis) Esti infectat(a), pentru devirusare join #DMSetup iar pentru unban join #unban
[12:33] (+skoliskaia) si vashe ce fac eu am aici
[12:33] (+skoliskaia) a meu doarme da eu tar4esc aici
[12:33] (+skoliskaia) =)
[12:34] (@MrHustler) in rima =)
[12:34] (@rAdIkUtZ) fa`i un masaj, acolo jios, si sa vezi cum se trezeste ;)
[12:34] (@MrHustler) LoL
802 [12:33] (+skoliskaia) a meu doarme da eu tar4esc aici
[12:33] (+skoliskaia) =)
[12:34] (@MrHustler) in rima =)
[12:34] (@rAdIkUtZ) fa`i un masaj, acolo jios, si sa vezi cum se trezeste ;)
[12:34] (@MrHustler) LoL
[11:51:29] (HuZuReL|Idle): _Prof_ pai tie iti plac fete destepte sau nu?
[11:51:44] *** HuZuReL|Idle is now known as HuZuReL
[11:52:04] (+_Prof_): HuZuReL ..eu je is magar
[11:52:08] (+_Prof_): nie magaritze ni plak
[11:52:17] (HuZuReL): _Prof_ :)))))
[11:52:34] (+_Prof_): si prieteni de acelasi sort am :-\"
looooooooooool
801 [11:51:44] *** HuZuReL|Idle is now known as HuZuReL
[11:52:04] (+_Prof_): HuZuReL ..eu je is magar
[11:52:08] (+_Prof_): nie magaritze ni plak
[11:52:17] (HuZuReL): _Prof_ :)))))
[11:52:34] (+_Prof_): si prieteni de acelasi sort am :-\"
looooooooooool
[11:31:33] (mandrei): _Prof_ we vaca
[11:31:41] (mandrei): di si eu nu stiu neka despre intylnire?
[11:31:45] (+_Prof_): mandrei si?
[11:31:47] (+_Prof_): hm
[11:31:54] (+_Prof_): deatita ca-s vaca shtoli?
[11:31:54] (+_Prof_): :-\\\"
[11:31:59] (Das`): lol
[11:32:06] (mandrei): cel mai probabil
[11:32:11] (mandrei): :)
[11:32:13] (Das`): :))))))))
[11:32:14] (+_Prof_): ap si ma mai intreghi
800 [11:31:41] (mandrei): di si eu nu stiu neka despre intylnire?
[11:31:45] (+_Prof_): mandrei si?
[11:31:47] (+_Prof_): hm
[11:31:54] (+_Prof_): deatita ca-s vaca shtoli?
[11:31:54] (+_Prof_): :-\\\"
[11:31:59] (Das`): lol
[11:32:06] (mandrei): cel mai probabil
[11:32:11] (mandrei): :)
[11:32:13] (Das`): :))))))))
[11:32:14] (+_Prof_): ap si ma mai intreghi
-Dalma- {{{{{Bine ati venit pe #Drochia - cel mai tare canal de trivia. Ca jocul sa inceapa tapati 4!trivia}}}}}
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* yulyus sal all
<MuZiKaNt> sal
<yulyus> !trivia
<MuZiKaNt> !huivia
<MuZiKaNt> :)
<Oleg> :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
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* yulyus sal all
<MuZiKaNt> sal
<yulyus> !trivia
<MuZiKaNt> !huivia
<MuZiKaNt> :)
<Oleg> :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
[15:54:02] <@LostMemories> .ignore ipocrit
[15:54:04] <@ipocrit> M-a strigat cineva?
798 [15:54:04] <@ipocrit> M-a strigat cineva?
<Dianusca> ok
<Dianusca> esti muzicant?
<MuZiKaNt> aha
<Dianusca> ce anume faci?
<MuZiKaNt> kint la tzitze de fata mare
<Dianusca> tzitze?
<MuZiKaNt> da
<Dianusca> cei asta?
<MuZiKaNt> shtii shi sunete provoaka kind pui mina pe ele
<Dianusca> nustiu
<MuZiKaNt> deam nu eshti fata mare sau shi???????????
<Dianusca> :)
<MuZiKaNt> ap shi tu eshti sau nu eshti fata mare?
<Dianusca> eu sint mijlocie
797 <Dianusca> esti muzicant?
<MuZiKaNt> aha
<Dianusca> ce anume faci?
<MuZiKaNt> kint la tzitze de fata mare
<Dianusca> tzitze?
<MuZiKaNt> da
<Dianusca> cei asta?
<MuZiKaNt> shtii shi sunete provoaka kind pui mina pe ele
<Dianusca> nustiu
<MuZiKaNt> deam nu eshti fata mare sau shi???????????
<Dianusca> :)
<MuZiKaNt> ap shi tu eshti sau nu eshti fata mare?
<Dianusca> eu sint mijlocie
<Dianusca> ok
<Dianusca> esti muzicant?
<MuZiKaNt> aha
<Dianusca> ce anume faci?
<MuZiKaNt> kint la tzitze de fata mare
<Dianusca> tzitze?
<MuZiKaNt> da
<Dianusca> cei asta?
<MuZiKaNt> shtii shi sunete provoaka kind pui mina pe ele
<Dianusca> nustiu
<MuZiKaNt> deam nu eshti fata mare sau shi???????????
<Dianusca> :)
<MuZiKaNt> ap shi tu eshti sau nu eshti fata mare?
<Dianusca> eu sint mijlocie
796 <Dianusca> esti muzicant?
<MuZiKaNt> aha
<Dianusca> ce anume faci?
<MuZiKaNt> kint la tzitze de fata mare
<Dianusca> tzitze?
<MuZiKaNt> da
<Dianusca> cei asta?
<MuZiKaNt> shtii shi sunete provoaka kind pui mina pe ele
<Dianusca> nustiu
<MuZiKaNt> deam nu eshti fata mare sau shi???????????
<Dianusca> :)
<MuZiKaNt> ap shi tu eshti sau nu eshti fata mare?
<Dianusca> eu sint mijlocie
(12:17:58) (+DonCannabis) eu am fost botezat cu romii
(12:18:01) (+DonCannabis) in aceeasi apa
(12:18:02) (+DonCannabis) :SD
795 (12:18:01) (+DonCannabis) in aceeasi apa
(12:18:02) (+DonCannabis) :SD
<MuZiKaNt> sal
<dashka> sal
<MuZiKaNt> asl
<MuZiKaNt> :)
<MuZiKaNt> pls
<dashka> 20, chisinau, 1,70
<dashka> u?
<MuZiKaNt> 1,70
<dashka> tu?
<MuZiKaNt> :))
<MuZiKaNt> da kg?
<MuZiKaNt> :)))))))))
<dashka> 57
<MuZiKaNt> mmm
<dashka> asa ceva
<dashka> tu?
<MuZiKaNt> da marimea sinilor?
794 <dashka> sal
<MuZiKaNt> asl
<MuZiKaNt> :)
<MuZiKaNt> pls
<dashka> 20, chisinau, 1,70
<dashka> u?
<MuZiKaNt> 1,70
<dashka> tu?
<MuZiKaNt> :))
<MuZiKaNt> da kg?
<MuZiKaNt> :)))))))))
<dashka> 57
<MuZiKaNt> mmm
<dashka> asa ceva
<dashka> tu?
<MuZiKaNt> da marimea sinilor?
[17:08:55] <deadea> !voice
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[17:10:34] * +Misteriosul sets mode: +v deadea
[17:10:48] <deadea> Misteriosul tnx
[17:10:52] <+Misteriosul> npc
[17:10:53] <+Misteriosul> :)
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LOL =))) pe #chisinau
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[17:10:48] <deadea> Misteriosul tnx
[17:10:52] <+Misteriosul> npc
[17:10:53] <+Misteriosul> :)
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LOL =))) pe #chisinau
Из аськи)
malaya-симпотюля!!!: Знаешь... я всё понимаю... но почему ты так поступаешь?? я же люблю тебя, а ты всё молчишь и молчишь... уже 3 дня пишу!! и почему на звонки не отвечаешь?? ты мне изменяешь?!!!
*pReD@ToR*: Саша, он тебе не изменяет точно, его в армию забрали (мама)
791 malaya-симпотюля!!!: Знаешь... я всё понимаю... но почему ты так поступаешь?? я же люблю тебя, а ты всё молчишь и молчишь... уже 3 дня пишу!! и почему на звонки не отвечаешь?? ты мне изменяешь?!!!
*pReD@ToR*: Саша, он тебе не изменяет точно, его в армию забрали (мама)
[09:15:40] <@_Prof_> Renegat matinca tu ma iubesti pe mine
[09:15:46] <@_Prof_> astept cadou di 14 Februarie
_Prof_ best gay on #Moldova , pardon guy =))
790 [09:15:46] <@_Prof_> astept cadou di 14 Februarie
_Prof_ best gay on #Moldova , pardon guy =))
[22:53] * Leonn- sets mode: -o MAKC
[22:53] <@Leonn-> MAKC asta ca sa nu faci take
[22:53] <@Leonn-> =))
[22:53] <+MAKC> Leonn-, ty debil?
[22:53] <+MAKC> kakogo ty mne deop dal
[22:53] <@Nassty> :)))))))))))))
[22:53] <@Emilien> lol
[22:53] <@Emilien> :))))
[22:53] <+MAKC> vot pridurok!
789 [22:53] <@Leonn-> MAKC asta ca sa nu faci take
[22:53] <@Leonn-> =))
[22:53] <+MAKC> Leonn-, ty debil?
[22:53] <+MAKC> kakogo ty mne deop dal
[22:53] <@Nassty> :)))))))))))))
[22:53] <@Emilien> lol
[22:53] <@Emilien> :))))
[22:53] <+MAKC> vot pridurok!
AAAA: blin shi are Sasha cu mine ca imi transmite de o bucata de vreme link la un site cu ciini lesbieni
788 [22:05:29] <+Leonn-> da eu is levii
787 [14:43:03] <@dEniM> care imi dai un bnc ?*amsg*
[14:43:12] <@bagabond`> bagabond` is actually ~aol@AC9EFA94.ipt.aol.com [172.158.250.148]
[14:43:14] <@bagabond`> am shell
[14:43:15] <@bagabond`> de pe aol
[14:43:17] <@bagabond`> vrei adduser ?
[14:47:18] <@dEniM> ma va merge messu ?
[14:47:43] <@bagabond`> da
[14:47:46] <@bagabond`> f bine
[14:47:56] <@dEniM> mie
[14:47:58] <@dEniM> nu merge ma
[14:47:58] <@dEniM> x(
[14:48:03] <@dEniM> nu mi se conecteaza
786 [14:43:12] <@bagabond`> bagabond` is actually ~aol@AC9EFA94.ipt.aol.com [172.158.250.148]
[14:43:14] <@bagabond`> am shell
[14:43:15] <@bagabond`> de pe aol
[14:43:17] <@bagabond`> vrei adduser ?
[14:47:18] <@dEniM> ma va merge messu ?
[14:47:43] <@bagabond`> da
[14:47:46] <@bagabond`> f bine
[14:47:56] <@dEniM> mie
[14:47:58] <@dEniM> nu merge ma
[14:47:58] <@dEniM> x(
[14:48:03] <@dEniM> nu mi se conecteaza
[23:20] <yana> eu vreauuuu...
[23:20] <Leonn-> ce vreai ? :)
[23:21] <yana> vreauuuu
[23:21] <Leonn-> =)))))
[23:21] <Leonn-> vreau si eu
[23:21] <Leonn-> =)))
[23:21] <Leonn-> interesant da ce vreau eu ?
[23:21] <Leonn-> =))
[23:21] <yana> si eu...
785 [23:20] <Leonn-> ce vreai ? :)
[23:21] <yana> vreauuuu
[23:21] <Leonn-> =)))))
[23:21] <Leonn-> vreau si eu
[23:21] <Leonn-> =)))
[23:21] <Leonn-> interesant da ce vreau eu ?
[23:21] <Leonn-> =))
[23:21] <yana> si eu...
[21:33] (@Serif) Serif ceva poze noi ? :)
[21:33] • A intrat: Umanista` (Simpaticka@host-static-89-41-90-140.moldtelecom.md) pe #chisinau
[21:33] (@Serif) profil de hi5 ?
[21:33] [•Antentie•] : X seteaza modul (+l) pentru 104
[21:33] • A intrat: DonCannabis (~D@DonCannabis.users.undernet.org) pe #chisinau
[21:33] • A iesit: Augusto (~lalala@August30.users.undernet.org)
[21:34] (@MrKry) loool
[21:34] * Quits: Bankir (~Sash@BeHappy.users.undernet.org) (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
[21:34] (@MrKry) Serif ai innebunit ?
[21:34] [•Antentie•] : X seteaza modul (+l) pentru 103
[21:34] [•Antentie•] : |Chisinau seteaza modul (+v) pentru DonCannabis
[21:34] • A intrat: Bankir (~Sash@BeHappy.users.undernet.org) pe #chisinau
[21:34] (@MrKry) iti ceri hi5 singur de la tine?
[21:34] (@Serif) lol
[21:34] (@Serif) cred ca da
[21:34] (@Serif) credeam ca eu sunt MrKry
[21:34] (@Serif) m-ai incurcat
[21:34] (@Serif) :)
[21:34] (@Serif) abia m-am trezt
[21:34] (@MrKry) looooool
[21:34] (@Serif) si is somnoros
[21:34] (@Serif) :)
[21:38] -----<whois>----------------------------
[21:38] » Nick: Serif
[21:38] » Nume: When I discover who I am, I\'ll be free
[21:38] » Hostul: ~kry@MucLesBucLes.users.undernet.org
[21:38] » Canale: @#chisinau +#EoL @#sidenet #1 @#CS @#blacknet
[21:38] » Serverul: *.undernet.org
[21:38] » User: MucLesBucLes
[21:38] » S-a conectat: Tuesday 13/01/2009 21:09:52:152
[21:38] » Timpul idle: 36secs
[21:38] » Timp online: 28mins 27secs
[21:38] -----<whois>---------------------------
[21:38] -----<whois>----------------------------
[21:38] » Nick: MrKry
[21:38] » Nume: Fourier
[21:38] » Hostul: ~Fourier@Fourier.users.undernet.org
[21:38] » Canale: @#albaiulia @#unban #Academy @#chisinau @#opsunban @#HistoryOfUndernet @#md @#MOLDCELL @#Best-Friends @#banat @#MAMAIA @#GreenClub
[21:38] » Serverul: Helsinki.FI.EU.Undernet.org
[21:38] » User: Fourier
[21:38] » Hostul real: ~Fourier@nagios3.inet.de
[21:38] » Ip`ul real: 89.146.197.34
[21:38] » S-a conectat: Tuesday 13/01/2009 14:51:40:140
[21:38] » Timpul idle: 10secs
[21:38] » Timp online: 6hrs 46mins 43secs
[21:38] -----<whois>---------------------------
784 [21:33] • A intrat: Umanista` (Simpaticka@host-static-89-41-90-140.moldtelecom.md) pe #chisinau
[21:33] (@Serif) profil de hi5 ?
[21:33] [•Antentie•] : X seteaza modul (+l) pentru 104
[21:33] • A intrat: DonCannabis (~D@DonCannabis.users.undernet.org) pe #chisinau
[21:33] • A iesit: Augusto (~lalala@August30.users.undernet.org)
[21:34] (@MrKry) loool
[21:34] * Quits: Bankir (~Sash@BeHappy.users.undernet.org) (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
[21:34] (@MrKry) Serif ai innebunit ?
[21:34] [•Antentie•] : X seteaza modul (+l) pentru 103
[21:34] [•Antentie•] : |Chisinau seteaza modul (+v) pentru DonCannabis
[21:34] • A intrat: Bankir (~Sash@BeHappy.users.undernet.org) pe #chisinau
[21:34] (@MrKry) iti ceri hi5 singur de la tine?
[21:34] (@Serif) lol
[21:34] (@Serif) cred ca da
[21:34] (@Serif) credeam ca eu sunt MrKry
[21:34] (@Serif) m-ai incurcat
[21:34] (@Serif) :)
[21:34] (@Serif) abia m-am trezt
[21:34] (@MrKry) looooool
[21:34] (@Serif) si is somnoros
[21:34] (@Serif) :)
[21:38] -----<whois>----------------------------
[21:38] » Nick: Serif
[21:38] » Nume: When I discover who I am, I\'ll be free
[21:38] » Hostul: ~kry@MucLesBucLes.users.undernet.org
[21:38] » Canale: @#chisinau +#EoL @#sidenet #1 @#CS @#blacknet
[21:38] » Serverul: *.undernet.org
[21:38] » User: MucLesBucLes
[21:38] » S-a conectat: Tuesday 13/01/2009 21:09:52:152
[21:38] » Timpul idle: 36secs
[21:38] » Timp online: 28mins 27secs
[21:38] -----<whois>---------------------------
[21:38] -----<whois>----------------------------
[21:38] » Nick: MrKry
[21:38] » Nume: Fourier
[21:38] » Hostul: ~Fourier@Fourier.users.undernet.org
[21:38] » Canale: @#albaiulia @#unban #Academy @#chisinau @#opsunban @#HistoryOfUndernet @#md @#MOLDCELL @#Best-Friends @#banat @#MAMAIA @#GreenClub
[21:38] » Serverul: Helsinki.FI.EU.Undernet.org
[21:38] » User: Fourier
[21:38] » Hostul real: ~Fourier@nagios3.inet.de
[21:38] » Ip`ul real: 89.146.197.34
[21:38] » S-a conectat: Tuesday 13/01/2009 14:51:40:140
[21:38] » Timpul idle: 10secs
[21:38] » Timp online: 6hrs 46mins 43secs
[21:38] -----<whois>---------------------------
<_psihologul{> stai sa`ni mai torn un pahar si amush citesc
<_psihologul{> ashteapta
<_psihologul{> bratuha
<_psihologul{> da numa mai rar si mai inshet oleak
<^Dj_kid^> sa maresk skrisu???
<_psihologul{> bre eu ma rid ca ti rizi tu da tu di shi ti rizi ?????
^Dj_kid^> de tine ka nu te rizi
<_psihologul{> =)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
<_psihologul{> nu shtiem shi sa scriu shi m`am ris
<_psihologul{> eu shi amu ma rid dupa shi am scris
<_psihologul{> =)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
<^Dj_kid^> tashi we ka morrrrrrrrrr
<_psihologul{> da...ladna zui anigdot ca n`am inteles
<_psihologul{> stai si mai beu
<^Dj_kid^> stai sa kopii pe bashmd
<^Dj_kid^> =)))))))))))))))))))))))))
<|Chisinau> (BashMD) BashMD.org - citate amuzante ale online-ului moldav. :)
<^Dj_kid^> v temu
<_psihologul{> pipetzzzzzzzz
<_psihologul{> 4iota pi mine ma rupe
<_psihologul{> =)))))))))dj _kid sa ti ajiut sa copii ???eu dak sheva am un znakomii care poat sa faca kak raz dlia basmmmd =)))))))))
<_psihologul{> karo4i..vorba multa..sarashia omului
<_psihologul{> stai sa`ni torn
<_psihologul{> hai norok
<_psihologul{> nee...eu vreu sa zik un toast
<_psihologul{> dj_kid, ma vezi ?
<^Dj_kid^> =))))))))))
783 <_psihologul{> ashteapta
<_psihologul{> bratuha
<_psihologul{> da numa mai rar si mai inshet oleak
<^Dj_kid^> sa maresk skrisu???
<_psihologul{> bre eu ma rid ca ti rizi tu da tu di shi ti rizi ?????
^Dj_kid^> de tine ka nu te rizi
<_psihologul{> =)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
<_psihologul{> nu shtiem shi sa scriu shi m`am ris
<_psihologul{> eu shi amu ma rid dupa shi am scris
<_psihologul{> =)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
<^Dj_kid^> tashi we ka morrrrrrrrrr
<_psihologul{> da...ladna zui anigdot ca n`am inteles
<_psihologul{> stai si mai beu
<^Dj_kid^> stai sa kopii pe bashmd
<^Dj_kid^> =)))))))))))))))))))))))))
<|Chisinau> (BashMD) BashMD.org - citate amuzante ale online-ului moldav. :)
<^Dj_kid^> v temu
<_psihologul{> pipetzzzzzzzz
<_psihologul{> 4iota pi mine ma rupe
<_psihologul{> =)))))))))dj _kid sa ti ajiut sa copii ???eu dak sheva am un znakomii care poat sa faca kak raz dlia basmmmd =)))))))))
<_psihologul{> karo4i..vorba multa..sarashia omului
<_psihologul{> stai sa`ni torn
<_psihologul{> hai norok
<_psihologul{> nee...eu vreu sa zik un toast
<_psihologul{> dj_kid, ma vezi ?
<^Dj_kid^> =))))))))))
[02:09] <@kisa_kiss> ^MAFIA^ ma duk pe mess
[02:09] <@kisa_kiss> :P
[02:10] <@^MAFIA^> akolo e mai interesant da
[02:10] <@^MAFIA^> :)))
[02:11] <@kisa_kiss> da
[02:11] <@kisa_kiss> :D
[02:11] <@^MAFIA^> ei dac spui tu
[02:11] <@^MAFIA^> :)
[02:11] <@kisa_kiss> :)
[02:11] <@kisa_kiss> cstati ai mess?
782 [02:09] <@kisa_kiss> :P
[02:10] <@^MAFIA^> akolo e mai interesant da
[02:10] <@^MAFIA^> :)))
[02:11] <@kisa_kiss> da
[02:11] <@kisa_kiss> :D
[02:11] <@^MAFIA^> ei dac spui tu
[02:11] <@^MAFIA^> :)
[02:11] <@kisa_kiss> :)
[02:11] <@kisa_kiss> cstati ai mess?
[00:59:38] * moro` sa`i dea dumnezeu sanatate la cel cu floodu ca am ip dinamic :))))
781 Joint: esti ungur sau roman?
szabo carol: roman
Joint: atunci modifica statusul ala ca nai scris bine
Joint: \" arzo focu de RDS ciumeti ce is cu netu lor cu tot \"
szabo carol: am scris bine mah
Joint: daca la tine ii bine scris atunci ii bun
Joint: elore debrecen unguru!
szabo carol: capu tau ala sec
Joint: nai scris bine aia cu rds-u esti ungur clar dupa cum scrii
779 szabo carol: roman
Joint: atunci modifica statusul ala ca nai scris bine
Joint: \" arzo focu de RDS ciumeti ce is cu netu lor cu tot \"
szabo carol: am scris bine mah
Joint: daca la tine ii bine scris atunci ii bun
Joint: elore debrecen unguru!
szabo carol: capu tau ala sec
Joint: nai scris bine aia cu rds-u esti ungur clar dupa cum scrii
ОН: Ура! Наконец-то!! Я уже дождаться не мог!!!
ОНА: Может мне уйти?
ОН: Нет, даже не думай об этом!
ОНА: Ты меня любишь?
ОН: Конечно!
ОНА: Ты мне когда-нибудь изменял?
ОН: Нет, как тебе такое в голову пришло?
ОНА: Будешь меня целовать?
ОН: Буду!
ОНА: Будешь меня бить?
ОН: Ни в коем случае!
ОНА: Могу тебе верить?
После свадьбы - читать снизу вверх.
778 ОНА: Может мне уйти?
ОН: Нет, даже не думай об этом!
ОНА: Ты меня любишь?
ОН: Конечно!
ОНА: Ты мне когда-нибудь изменял?
ОН: Нет, как тебе такое в голову пришло?
ОНА: Будешь меня целовать?
ОН: Буду!
ОНА: Будешь меня бить?
ОН: Ни в коем случае!
ОНА: Могу тебе верить?
После свадьбы - читать снизу вверх.
Fie ca pacea sa-ti violeze domiciliu si hotii sa-ti fure datoriile
Fie ca buzunarele tale sa devina magneti pentru miile de euro
Fie ca dragostea sa se lipeasca de fata ta ca o crema si zimbetul sa-ti atace buzele
Fie ca hainele sa-ti puta a succes ca un cauciuc ars
Si fericirea sa te plesneasca peste fata,pina ti-or da lacrimile
Fie ca problemele sa-ti uite adresa...
Pe scurt 2009 sa fie cel mai bun an din viata!!!
777 Fie ca buzunarele tale sa devina magneti pentru miile de euro
Fie ca dragostea sa se lipeasca de fata ta ca o crema si zimbetul sa-ti atace buzele
Fie ca hainele sa-ti puta a succes ca un cauciuc ars
Si fericirea sa te plesneasca peste fata,pina ti-or da lacrimile
Fie ca problemele sa-ti uite adresa...
Pe scurt 2009 sa fie cel mai bun an din viata!!!
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=======ЕСТЬ ОГРОМНАЯ СЕМЬЯ=======
=====МОНИТОР, СИСТЕМНЫЙ БЛОК=====
====В СЕТЬ ВОТКНУЛ Я ПРОВОДОК===
======ВИНДОУС НЕБО ГОЛУБОЕ=======
=======ЭТО ВСЁ МОЁ РОДНОЕ========
======БЕЗ ИНЕТА ЖИТЬ НЕЛЬЗЯ======
========ЭТО РОДИНА МОЯ!!!========
776 =======ЕСТЬ ОГРОМНАЯ СЕМЬЯ=======
=====МОНИТОР, СИСТЕМНЫЙ БЛОК=====
====В СЕТЬ ВОТКНУЛ Я ПРОВОДОК===
======ВИНДОУС НЕБО ГОЛУБОЕ=======
=======ЭТО ВСЁ МОЁ РОДНОЕ========
======БЕЗ ИНЕТА ЖИТЬ НЕЛЬЗЯ======
========ЭТО РОДИНА МОЯ!!!========
O blonda vine la doctor cu urechile arse. Doctorul o intreaba:
- Ce s-a intamplat cu urechea dumneavoastra?
Blonda zice:
- Calcam rufele, cand a sunat telefonul si, din greseala, mi-am pus fierul de calcat pe ureche.
Surprins, doctorul intreaba:
- Bine, dar la cealalta ureche ce-ati patit?
- Nenorocitul a gresit inca o data numarul!
- Ce s-a intamplat cu urechea dumneavoastra?
Blonda zice:
- Calcam rufele, cand a sunat telefonul si, din greseala, mi-am pus fierul de calcat pe ureche.
Surprins, doctorul intreaba:
- Bine, dar la cealalta ureche ce-ati patit?
- Nenorocitul a gresit inca o data numarul!
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