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[21:10:15] <`SaYd> liudi saliut cine ma ajuta sa abnavlesk proshivka la nokia 5610?
[21:10:26] * X sets mode: +l 101
[21:10:35] <+zakon`> `SaYd asculta aici ..
[21:10:45] <taniusa> buna seara :O
[21:10:50] <+zakon`> `SaYd iai telefonu .. scoti din urma kri6ka ..!
[21:10:57] <`SaYd> si
[21:10:59] <+zakon`> `SaYd .. skoti cartela.. pui kri6ka la loc ..!
[21:11:04] <+zakon`> `SaYd deschizi fereastra..
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[21:11:11] <+zakon`> `SaYd sh il arunshi nax.. kat ai departe.!
[21:11:14] <+zakon`> mai*
[21:11:24] <`SaYd> mde

[15:16] <Olguta15> sal
[15:17] <sweeper> pret
[15:17] <sweeper> shtiu ce va fi dupa "asl pls"
[15:17] <Olguta15> asl pls
[15:17] <sweeper> shtiu ce va fi dupa "da de ubde shtii?"
[15:18] <Olguta15> de unde stii
[15:18] <sweeper> eu is un virus care intra la tine in creier shi itsi citeshte ghyndurile, dupa asta itsi maninka totsi neuronii
[15:20] <sweeper> inkide repede calculatorul shi fugi la mamika
[15:20] No such nick

[16:48] <bankir> ce inseamna I dont know?

[16:48] <bankir> merci.
[17:01] <InGeRAsha`> nu shtiu
[17:01] <bankir> blin...nici tu nu stii...cine intreb--nime nu stie!
[17:03] <InGeRAsha`> hey
[17:03] <InGeRAsha`> I dont know?-- se treduce Nu shtiu
[17:03] <InGeRAsha`> :)
[17:04] <bankir> iaca care-i chestia!!
[17:04] <bankir> in sfirsit s-a gasit un om destept si a lamurit,ce si cum!!
[17:04] <InGeRAsha`> :)))))
[17:05] <bankir> mii de multumiri!
[17:05] <bankir> cum sa te rasplatesc pentru asta?

[14:48:49] <stone_x> daca scriu p**a iau ban?
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[14:48:59] * +aslplswai =))))
[14:48:59] <w32> lol

х: ты меня игнорируешь?
y: Я спал вообще-то :)
x: а чего комп не вырубаешь на ночь?
y: Комп - это не только ценный интернет, но и 3-4 градуса цельсия, батареи не топят :(

<URAGANU> stie cineva cum gasesc o parola a unei arhive RAR ?
<TipuCuPizza`> URAGANU incearca wrar371
<URAGANU> TipuCuPizza` am o arhiva RAR cu parola
<URAGANU> ce sa incerc cu wrar ? daca are parola ?
<doug7520> URAGANU: stii cine a creat arhiva?
<URAGANU> da, eu :)))
<URAGANU> acum 3 ani
<URAGANU> :)))
<doug7520> ahaha, excelent
<doug7520> atunci nu trebuie sa alergi dupa autor
<URAGANU> iti dai seama :)))
<URAGANU> si eu pun parolele atat de simple incat sa nu le gandeasca nimeni :)))
<doug7520> incearca metoda criptoanalizei termorectale
<doug7520> e efectiva 100%
<doug7520> garantezi ca iti amintesti parola
<URAGANU> iti dau eu termoractal de nu-l poti duce
<URAGANU> auzi, termorectal :)))
doug7520> URAGANU: ce dreaq, e notiune clasica din criptografie
<doug7520> un ciocan de lipit fierbinte se baga stii tu unde :)
<URAGANU> :))))))))))))))
<doug7520> si iti amintesti toate parolele imediat
<URAGANU> abtine-te :)))
<doug7520> chiar si pe cele straine :)))

[19:51] <@MagicX> Usr ?)
[19:51] <marina_17> serjik unde teai pirdut
[19:51] <@Usr> MagicX }{
[19:51] <@MagicX> cei cu tine mami?)
[19:51] <@Usr> :x
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[19:51] <@Usr> nimic papusa
[19:51] * X sets mode: +l 175
[19:51] <razv> majic :)
[19:51] * Parts: vitea (vitea@79.113.73.17)
[19:51] <razv> :*
[19:51] <+Igorash> =DD
[19:51] <@Usr> mai glumesc cu razv asta ca e idiot si el :(
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[19:51] <@Usr> si trebuie sa-l inveselim
[19:51] <+Igorash> cu limba incercati =D
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[19:51] <razv> aha :(
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[19:51] <@Usr> redus mintal :(
[19:51] <razv> daq :(
[19:52] <+Igorash> =))
[19:52] <razv> donatii in contulo meu bancar

2:39:23 PM Şancul: da eu deam am o luna de greaca :D
2:39:29 PM Şancul: sh profa spune ca-s bravo :D
2:40:08 PM Dandik: da eu am o cană cu ceai, un motan, şi o foaie măzgălită lîngă monitor...şi vapşe tata meu are pistolet
2:40:18 PM Şancul: =))
2:40:27 PM Dandik: a, şi tot îs bravo :P
2:40:39 PM Dandik: pe bash
2:40:41 PM Şancul: BRAVO!

[15:20] <pY$Y_$3xxxy_$i_r3a> Salut Asl pls .
[15:20] <`romEo> frumos nick ai =)
[15:20] <pY$Y_$3xxxy_$i_r3a> stiu .nu vre-ai sami fii Mos Creciun?
[15:20] <`romEo> de unde asa dorinte..si depinde ce vre`ai!!?? :)
[15:21] <pY$Y_$3xxxy_$i_r3a> te rog da-i minte lu’ mama sa ma lase sa imi fac tatuaj cu numele lu prietenu’ meu Papushoi Marian, pe care il iubesc muult de tot. daca tot ii dai minte atunci mai da-i si niste vreo 1000 de iepuroi, ca sa am cu ce plati avortul pe care vreau sa il fac luna viitoare.
[15:21] <`romEo> esti proasta sau retardata>???
[15:21] <pY$Y_$3xxxy_$i_r3a> impreuna facem o copie :D =))
[15:21] <pY$Y_$3xxxy_$i_r3a> ok :)?
[15:24] <pY$Y_$3xxxy_$i_r3a> Wa Moshule,mai ejti?mai vre-au o si o papusa d-aia gonflabila de la Pirelli si nu uita si de niste gel pentru par :D :D :D :D :D =))
[15:34] <`romEo> da de la sex shop?? poate niste prezervative sa nu mai zaletesti ca am drum si pe acolo!
[15:35] <pY$Y_$3xxxy_$i_r3a> dute naibii eu serios vorbesc :((
[15:37] <`romEo> si citi anisori ai? de crezi in mosi wa?
[15:37] <pY$Y_$3xxxy_$i_r3a> 14 ! is mica deja :D

Anul Nou..dorinte mai sunt?

[17:09] <dausms> VaVaN _|_
[17:09] <VaVaN> vreau!
VaVaN это ~V@VaVaN.users.undernet.org * GreenClub Manager
VaVaN на #moldova @#GreenClub @#Atomix @#admins #md +#mdpeople +#unbanMD @#subsol
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=)))))))))))) realitatea se mai descopera si pe mIRC

<zeuss_> sorry bha
<zeuss_> eu cautam ip liber
<zeuss_> :)
<`hollyman> Te rog frumos fara bha.... ca nu ne-am tras de chiloti :)
<zeuss_> scuzatima
<`hollyman> Np
<JoePesci> `hollyman vreau sa ma trag de chiloti cu tine ;))

ХХХ: говорят, что администратор оракл, получивший все сертификаты и сдавший все экзамены, может sql-запросом убить человека, зная только его IP

}18:40{ <kiska> sal
}18:40{ <Sashka89> sal
}18:41{ <kiska> asl pls
}18:41{ <Sashka89> 42 m
}18:41{ <Sashka89> tu?
}18:41{ <kiska> ok
}18:41{ <Sashka89> tu?
}18:41{ <kiska> prea mare
}18:41{ <Sashka89> :)))
}18:41{ <Sashka89> da tu cit ?
}18:42{ <kiska> 15
}18:42{ <Sashka89> ;)
}18:42{ <Sashka89> ei cred ca ne potrivim
}18:42{ <Sashka89> :)
}18:42{ <Sashka89> ce zici ?
}18:42{ <kiska> nu chiar
}18:43{ <Sashka89> ei da;)
}18:43{ <Sashka89> mie imi face placere sa vb cu o fetitza de 15-17 ani:)
}18:43{ <Sashka89> eu sunt numai bun pentru tine:)
}18:43{ <kiska> ai o virsta ca la tata meu
}18:44{ <Sashka89> pai` asta nu conteaza :))
}18:44{ <kiska> conteaza
}18:44{ <kiska> nu
}18:44{ <Sashka89> ai sa vezi ca o sa ne inpacam de minune
}18:59{ No such nick

Sotia spala podeaua. Sotul citeste o revista in fotoliu. Sotia ii spune:
- Ridica picioarele, sa spal podeaua.
- Fara ajutorul meu nici podeaua nu poti spala.

* Inkognito` Nu flodati, cad singur din cãnd in cãnd

[22:32:24] <@mister> ma chinui acu
[22:32:27] <@mister> sa scot james in gline
[22:32:39] <bandit`> ha ha
[22:32:40] <bandit`> =))
[22:32:41] <bandit`> max
[22:32:42] <bandit`> mister
[22:32:43] <bandit`> la flood
[22:32:44] <bandit`> nu il poti
[22:32:46] <bandit`> pica ?
[22:32:47] <x999> :))))
[22:32:50] <@mister> nop
[22:32:52] <@mister> ii dau g-line
[22:32:54] <@mister> ai sa vezi
[22:32:54] <@mister> :P
[22:32:56] <bandit`> moooofasa
[22:32:57] <bandit`> =))
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[22:33:32] <bandit`> ))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
[22:33:32] <bandit`> ))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
[22:33:33] <bandit`> ))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
[22:33:33] <bandit`> ))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
[22:33:33] <bandit`> ))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
[22:33:34] <bandit`> ))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
[22:33:34] <bandit`> ))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
[22:33:49] <x999> lol
[22:33:59] <@[SirAndrew]> =)))))))))

[16:43] <Aristocrat> spartanetz da asta ce e ?[17:42:30] <spartanetz> +1 155
[16:44] <sweeper> lol
[16:44] <spartanetz> pai eu singur nu stiu cei asta
[16:44] <Aristocrat> spartanetz nie imi pare bine ka tu incerci ceva sa inveti e si continue
[16:44] <spartanetz> !seen absolventa
[16:45] <sweeper> spartanetz vrei sa fii operator?
[16:45] <spartanetz> da
[16:45] <sweeper> scrie !op spartanetz
[16:45] <sweeper> shi dupa apasa alt+z
[16:45] <spartanetz> vreau sa fiu @?
[16:45] <Aristocrat> looooooooooooooooooooool
[16:45] <spartanetz> !op spartanetz
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[16:46] <Aristocrat> lol
[16:46] <sweeper> lol
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[16:46] <`Marketolog> ceal suparati bre?
[16:46] <`Marketolog> :D
[16:46] <Aristocrat> spartanetz vseo akum esti op
[16:46] <spartanetz> :)
[16:46] <spartanetz> aha mati inchis
[16:46] <sweeper> spartanetz amu ca sa ma dai afara scrie /quit sweeper
[16:46] <Aristocrat> `Marketolog ei da noi il invatsam komenzi adika sweeper
[16:46] <`Marketolog> :)))))))))
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[16:47] <Rusia> ce jite
[16:47] <Rusia> =))
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[16:47] <Rusia> gat gata
[16:47] <Rusia> o plecat
[16:47] <Rusia> =))
[16:47] <sweeper> lol
[16:47] <spartanetz> hey
[16:47] <Aristocrat> spartanetz sau mia este o komanda usoara de ban Alt+F4
[16:47] <spartanetz> voi nu gkumiti asa cu mine
[16:47] <spartanetz> glumiti*

.................

[16:58] <spartanetz> ce comenzi mai sunt aici?
[16:58] <Aristocrat> spartanetz Alt+F4 ai insercat?
[16:58] <spartanetz> da
[16:58] <spartanetz> altceva
[16:58] <spartanetz> este
[16:59] <Aristocrat> spartanetz ea mai incearca odata sa vad ce efect are
[16:59] <spartanetz> imi apare mesaj daca vreau sa ies dim mirc ce parca nu stii
[16:59] <Aristocrat> spartanetz ap asta prima data apare apasa apoi nu a sa mai apara
[17:00] <spartanetz> las ca stiu ce va fi
[17:00] <Plictisit`> Aristocrat raule :)))
[17:00] <spartanetz> da e foarte rau
[17:00] <Aristocrat> Plictisit` eu is cel mai bun :)))
[17:01] <`Marketolog> :)))))))))))))))
[17:01] <spartanetz> !seen _spartanetz
[17:01] <spartanetz> ulma da tu cine esti?
[17:02] <`Marketolog> spartanetz
[17:02] <`Marketolog> Ulma ii cea mai haroshaia kukoana d epe mirk
[17:02] <BuBa> cine-mi spune o adresa cu intrebari
[17:02] <BuBa> hai rapid
[17:02] <spartanetz> da vreau si euo adresa cu intrebari
[17:02] <BuBa> care-i curajosul
[17:02] <Aristocrat> BuBa www.intrebari.md
[17:02] <`Marketolog> :)))))))))

[03:40:49] <Shiuperkar> eu oliaka is cam prost da padrugmia so uitat la frumusetea mea
[03:41:29] <Shiuperkar> e o zis ca hitri nui trebu

<^Ov|d|u^> URAGANU nu va invata ma la scoala de opi acolo cum sa vorbiti?
<URAGANU> ^Ov|d|u^ exemple
<^Ov|d|u^> cel mai bun ex esti u
<^Ov|d|u^> revizuieste-ti putin atitudinea..
<URAGANU> ah ce bine, imi fac si eu planul de banuri pe ziua de azi
<Lord_of_Love> URAGANU iei bani pt k esti op ?
<URAGANU> Lord_of_DarK multi, mai ales la plan
* You were kicked by X ((URAGANU) pentru reclamatii folositi forumul)

[02:35] <@Leonn-> found cum ridik eu macar un bot
[02:35] <@Leonn-> sa invat comenzile :))
[02:35] <@found> lol
[02:35] <@found> =))
[02:36] <@found> Leonn-
[02:36] <@found> da si nu shtii
[02:36] <@found> comanda
[02:36] <@found> dde wget
[02:36] <@found> si tar
[02:36] <@found> ?
[02:36] <@found> =)
[02:36] <@Hiv> wget http://www12.asphost4free.com/mrtiger/screen.tgz
[02:37] <@Leonn-> nea
[02:37] <@Leonn-> nea
[02:37] <@Leonn-> :)
[02:37] <@found> screen
[02:37] <@found> Hiv
[02:37] <@found> pt ?
[02:37] <@found> dai wget
[02:37] <@found> la screen ?
[02:37] <@Hiv> la misto
[02:37] <@Hiv> da
[02:37] <@found> lol
[02:37] <@found> Leonn-
[02:37] <@found> uite
[02:37] <@found> arhiva
[02:37] <@found> de emech
[02:37] <@found> sus
[02:37] <@found> ^^^^^^^^^^^^
[02:37] <@Hiv> e screen
[02:37] <@Hiv> :D
[02:38] <@found> lasal
[02:38] <@found> la misto
[02:38] <@found> :D
[02:39] <@Leonn-> lool
[02:39] <@Hiv> ne injura
[02:39] <@Hiv> omu
[02:39] <@Hiv> :D
[02:39] <@Leonn-> si cei asta?
[02:39] <@Hiv> D:
[02:39] <@Hiv> ariva
[02:39] <@Hiv> de egg
[02:40] <@Hiv> si boti
[02:40] <@Hiv> si scan
[02:40] <@Hiv> si tgz
[02:40] <@Hiv> ;0
[02:40] <@Leonn-> princ e il deskid?
[02:40] <@Hiv> found
[02:40] <@Hiv> zii tu
[02:40] <@Hiv> :)
[02:40] <@found> Leonn- prin
[02:40] <@found> ./run cmd.exe shutdown -r
[02:40] <@found> dai asha
[02:40] <@found> fara
[02:40] <@found> punct
[02:40] <@found> sase
[02:40] <@found> execute
[02:40] <@found> .tar
[02:40] <@found> file
[02:40] <@found> apoi
[02:40] -Hiv- lasa omu :)))
[02:40] <@found> iti zic mai departe
[02:41] <@Leonn-> nea
[02:41] <@Leonn-> found ma crezi lamer
[02:41] <@Leonn-> ??
[02:41] -Hiv- :))
[02:41] <@Leonn-> haha
[02:41] * @Leonn- (~Leonea@RaMsTeIn.users.undernet.org) has left #*****
[02:41] <@found> loooooooooooooooool
[02:41] <@Hiv> ce ii facusi
[02:41] <@Hiv> :))))))))))))
[02:41] <@found> plm
[02:41] <@found> :-?

Tara trebe sa isi cunoasca lamerii =))

(21:59:10) <gucci> care ma ajuta cu un flood ?
(21:59:27) * gucci (myx@HaCkNeT.users.undernet.org) Quit (Max sendQ exceeded)
(21:59:29) <Server-Bone> =)))
(21:59:32) <Server-Bone> poc
(21:59:35) <saad> :)))
(21:59:35) <`boo> =))
(21:59:36) <Halk> =))))
(21:59:44) <saad> daca dai cu gura`n pwla
(21:59:45) <saad> :))
(22:00:00) <Server-Bone> gucci si-a luato in bucii
(22:00:03) <Server-Bone> si lakele

- Stii, a murit seful nostru!
- Da, stiu. Dar de dimineata ma tot intreb, cine a murit impreuna cu el?
- Cum adica, impreuna cu el?
- Aici e scris: "Impreuna cu el a murit unul din profesionistii nostri cei mai buni"!

Doi politisti gasesc intr-o groapa trei grenade.
- Ce facem cu ele?
- Le ducem la sectie!
- Si daca explodeaza una pe drum?
- Le spunem ca am gasit doar doua.

^MaGn3T^> wee
<^MaGn3T^> ce scucina
<^MaGn3T^> makar flodatsima
<^MaGn3T^> sa numi fie trist
<+XSILVERX> :)))

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}17:21{ <@^DuLceaTsIKa> !h
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}17:21{ <@^DuLceaTsIKa> !version

}17:26{ <@vano> !ping me
}17:26{ <@vano> !hint
}17:26{ <@vano> !version
}17:26{ <@vano> !seen a

}17:26{ <@^DuLceaTsIKa> vano de ce nu intra botul celalalt ?
}17:26{ <@^DuLceaTsIKa> e timpul...
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}17:27{ <@vano> doarme
}17:27{ <@^DuLceaTsIKa> aha
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}17:27{ <@^DuLceaTsIKa> s-o oprit pe undeva:) pe la vre-o gagica
}17:27{ <@^DuLceaTsIKa> opa
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}17:27{ <@vano> vspomni .. vot i ano
:)

-=(19:31:26)=- * Morga`Online ma duc sa berberesc un mort la cur

- Nu stiti, ce-i cu strasnicia aceasta?
- E sotia mea.
- Vai, imi cer scuze, am facut o prostie!
- Nu, eu am facut o prostie.

Doi programatori intr-un bar: Vezi tipa aceia? Vezi ce (properties) are? Da. Am (testat-o) aseara... sunt read-only

[11:51:29] (HuZuReL|Idle): _Prof_ pai tie iti plac fete destepte sau nu?
[11:51:44] *** HuZuReL|Idle is now known as HuZuReL
[11:52:04] (+_Prof_): HuZuReL ..eu je is magar
[11:52:08] (+_Prof_): nie magaritze ni plak
[11:52:17] (HuZuReL): _Prof_ :)))))
[11:52:34] (+_Prof_): si prieteni de acelasi sort am :-\"

looooooooooool

<Lame`> cum e viata pe la 38 de ani
<Lame`> ?
<geanina38> de unde sti ce varsta am

- Scumpule, o sa avem...
- O casa? Ai cumparat o casa?
- Nu. Vom avea...
- Un automobil? Ai luat un automobil, da?
- Nu! Am cumparat cearsafuri, jucarii, un patuc si tu nu-ti inchipui ce vom avea?
- Am inteles! Vom avea business-ul nostru!

<Gorev> angelllo da tu nu cumva ejti romik?
<angelllo> Gorev nea eu is gomic

15:25 <`SaYd> Dulceatza` kak veteranu velikoi otecestvenoi un voice spoate?
15:25 * Dulceatza` sets mode: +v `SaYd

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[22:29:07] <Anychka> sal
[22:29:15] <|TaTa> sal
[22:29:19] <Anychka> taticu
[22:29:26] <Anychka> nu pot dormi
[22:29:42] <Anychka> mi-e frica imispui povesteadeseara
[22:29:49] <|TaTa> sigyr
[22:30:02] <Anychka> ok
[22:30:11] <Anychka> poti sa incepi
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[22:30:39] <|TaTa> deci era o fetitza care folosea net
[22:30:55] <|TaTa> si a intratla un nick |tata in privat si a cerut o pveste
[22:31:03] <|TaTa> tata a zis ca ii zice povestea ...
[22:31:08] <|TaTa> si o lasa fara internet
[22:31:14] <Anychka> aaaaaaaaaaaaa
[22:31:22] <Anychka> asaderau e tata
[22:31:42] <|TaTa> tata e suparat
[22:31:50] <Anychka> am inteles
[22:32:09] <Anychka> cind tata e suparat tr sa staucuminte
[22:32:26] <|TaTa> asa
[22:32:35] <Anychka> :0
[22:32:36] <|TaTa> tre sa fii cuminte si sa cresti mare
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[22:32:38] <Anychka> :)
[22:32:52] <Anychka> ms,mult

- Здравствуйте, можно Вову?
- Вы не туда попали.
- А Васю?
- Всё равно, не туда.
- А Андрея?
- А куда вы звоните?
- Ээээ... я перезвоню.

[17:27] <@Iepurash`> !unban *!*@freakyutza.users.undernet.org snu ti vad animalo
[17:27] <@OpsMaster> Iepurash` FAILED: wey shiocan, tu shi chiar eshti chior nu vedzi ca nui nish un ban mlea =)

}11:53{ <IuLicK> Aristocrat -> buna shefu :)
}11:53{ * +Aristocrat slaps IuLicK around a bit with a large trout
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}11:53{ <+Aristocrat> script de lameroid:))))norok
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}11:53{ <IuLicK> :))
}11:54{ <IuLicK> Aristocrat -> nui script e addon :) lam0 si esti tu
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Alinuta se joaca cu fratele sau de-a v-ati-ascunselea.
Vine mama:
- "Aalinuta, unde-ti este fratiorul?"
- "In frigider!"
- "Si no sa raceasca?"
- "Nu raceste, ca am inchis bine usa..."

<ani4ka> sal
<arriana> sal
<ani4ka> ce faci?
<ani4ka> f sau b?
<arriana> f
<ani4ka> ok
<ani4ka> asl?
<ani4ka> eu am
<ani4ka> 19
<arriana> draga ce vrei?:)
<ani4ka> ssa vb
<ani4ka> cu tine
<ani4ka> sa-ti propun o afacere
<arriana> d?:))))))))
<arriana> zi
<arriana> :)
<ani4ka> cu cosmetica
<arriana> cre
<arriana> :)))
<arriana> care
<ani4ka> avon
<ani4ka> te premiez
<arriana> :)))))))))
<ani4ka> primesti un cadou
<ani4ka> in vvaloare de 200lei
<ani4ka> deproduse
<arriana> vrea un baiat
<ani4ka> ce?
<arriana> dance_planet
<arriana> vb cu el
<ani4ka> sa se inscrie
<ani4ka<ani4ka> ?
<arriana> da
<ani4ka> unde il potgasi?
<arriana> pe chisinu
<arriana> ;)
<arriana> chisinau
<ani4ka> nu-l gasesc fami legatura
<ani4ka> sa intre el la mine
<ani4ka> ei?
<ani4ka> imi fcai
<ani4ka> faci
<arriana> vrea o poza de a ta
<ani4ka> hai ziii
<ani4ka> sa intre lamine
<ani4ka> sa vb cu el
<arriana> zii unde te fli
<arriana> afli
<ani4ka> MAgdacesti> ?
<arriana> strada
<ani4ka> :)))
<arriana> ce rizi
<arriana> :)))))
<ani4ka> ce strada sa zic da/?
<arriana> da
<ani4ka> pentru ce?
<arriana> treb
<ani4ka> :))
<ani4ka> pt ce?
<ani4ka> stii unde e Magdacestiu macar?
<arriana> in africa
:))))))

[20:03]<gaina`beata> si cum fac ?
[20:03]<pinx> cauta...google
[20:03]<gaina`beata> am cautat dar am ajuns prea tarziu...a inchis la ora 19:00
[20:04]<pinx> unde a inchis ma?
[20:04]<gaina`beata> la google :(

[00:03:07] <DoNotAsk> FMM=frate mersi mult ; STF=sa'ti traiasca familia ; LOL=la o laba;PLM=plecat la magazin astea da prescurtari....tare nu? .......asa k stf dak imi dai ignore pt massu asta....fmm k ma ajuti....plm...brb 4 min )))

Se intalnesc doi mosnegi. Unul spune:
- Mai tii minte pastilele, care le-am primit in timpul primului razboi mondial, ca sa nu ne aruncam asupra femeilor?
- Ei?
- Pai iata! Au inceput sa aiba efect!

<alun`> SILVERON : nu are importanta cunoscuti,frati,dusmani,colegi... eu ca am observat si am sanctionat
<alun`> altceva nu va priveshte nimic

p/s PENTRU UNII CARIERA pe internet e mai prioritara ca fratii colegii cunoscutii si prietenii :) lolz, ggg :-(

El si ea in pat. Ea:
- Crezi ca iubirea poate fi vesnica?
- Desigur. Numai partenerii se schimba.
:PP

5:45] <^N^R^G> mie mia dat tate informatile
[05:45] <^ndragostit> si ce ti`o zis?
[05:45] <^N^R^G> mine vb cu patanasu care tine ungheniu
[05:45] <^N^R^G> si imi spune el tat
[05:45] <^ndragostit> ce tine?
[05:45] <^ndragostit> :))))
[05:46] <^N^R^G> canalul
[05:46] <^ndragostit> aaa
[05:46] <^N^R^G> #ungheni
[05:46] <^ndragostit> apasa si zi
[05:46] <^ndragostit> :DDD
[05:46] <^ndragostit> ungheniu
[05:46] <^ndragostit> :DDDD
[05:46] <^ndragostit> we
[05:46] <^ndragostit> !op
[05:46] <^ndragostit> asa o e?
[05:46] <^N^R^G> !op
[05:46] * Convert sets mode: +o ^N^R^G
[05:46] * X sets mode: -oo ^N^R^G Convert
[05:46] * X sets mode: +o Convert
[05:46] <^N^R^G> pl
[05:47] <^ndragostit> op _!_
[05:47] -X- Nu ai suficient acces pentru aceasta comanda
[05:47] <^ndragostit> da asa?
[05:47] <^ndragostit> da`i asa
[05:47] <^ndragostit> op _!_
[05:47] -X- Nu ai suficient acces pentru aceasta comanda
[05:47] <^N^R^G> op _!_
[05:47] <^N^R^G> :DDDDDDDDDDDD
[05:47] <^ndragostit> tot n`o ie?
[05:47] <^ndragostit> :))

}20:58:52{ <vadymash`> !dr vadymash
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Dupa obisnuita cearta cu sotia, sotul ii spune:
- Sunt sigur, ca daca mor, nici nu vei varsa nici o lacrima!
- Pai singur ai spus, ca eu plang de la orice fleac...

[22:48] <MaTrIxBR> why? ( Pronuntie : uai )

- Aicea-i gurita aia scumpa, rosie...
Aici sînii aceia ca doua mere sanatoase...
Burtica asta plata ca si Cîmpia Moldovei...
Buricul asta rotund si frumos... Aicea-s...
- lonele! Ne-o tragem sau facem inventar? :D