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Sotia:
- Nu ma iubesti si nici nu m-ai iubit niciodata. Pot sa jur, ca dupa moartea mea, deodata ai sa te casatoresti cu alta!
Sotul:
- Nu trebuie sa juri, te cred si asa.

[06/09/13:20] <ApXaHgheJI> MD-Boy yo man =)
[06/09/13:20] <ApXaHgheJI> cum merge ?
[06/09/13:25] <MD-Boy> ApXaHgheJI noroc
[06/09/13:26] <MD-Boy> daca impingi merge :-)
[06/09/13:27] <ApXaHgheJI> in ce sens impinge ?
[06/09/13:28] <Buric`> lul
[06/09/13:28] <Buric`> +))))))))))))

O blonda suna la asistenta tehnica:
- Am probleme cu calculatorul.
- Ce aveti pe monitor?
- O vaza.
- Nu, in sens, ce e scris?
- A... "Samsung".

«13:00:09 » <vadymash> !deop Giku NaRc0TiKa Iepuras|nu`s Absyntha`
«13:00:16 » <vadymash> plm
«13:00:18 » <vadymash> @
«13:00:18 » * X sets mode: +o vadymash
«13:00:20 » * vadymash sets mode: -ooo Giku Iepuras|nu`s NaRc0TiKa
«13:00:20 » * OpsMasteR sets mode: -o+b vadymash *!?Vadim@*.undernet.org
«13:00:20 » * vadymash was kicked by OpsMasteR (don't deop my friends, bud)

[21:57:37] (Dobby): [21:55] -> *x* op #chisinau
[21:57:37] (Dobby): [21:55] * X sets mode: +o Dobby
[21:57:37] (Dobby): [21:55] -X- You are not allowed to be opped on #chisinau
[21:57:46] (Dobby): [21:55] -X- LAST MODIFIED: (SILVERON) SILVERON!~LORD@SILVERON.users.undernet.org (76 days, 07:53:16 ago)
[21:57:58] (Dobby): [21:55] * X sets mode: -o Dobby
[21:57:59] (Dobby): [21:55] -X- You are not allowed to be opped on #chisinau
[21:58:17] (Das`): ?
[21:58:26] (Dobby): dece nu pot sa-mi eu op
[21:58:27] (Dobby): pe chisinau
[21:58:31] (Dobby): parca nu sunt suspendat
[21:59:27] (Das`): :))))))))))))))))))
[21:59:34] (Das`): apiratar blia..
[21:59:35] (Dobby): mi-e somn blin...
[21:59:37] (Das`): ai ban de lvl 1...
[21:59:39] (Das`): cadou de anu nou!
[21:59:42] (Dobby): ma du`c s maculc
[22:00:14] (Dobby): cadou de anu nou ii modif la 400
[22:00:14] (Dobby): =]
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[22:03:40] *** Dobby is apelsin@Apelsin4ik.users.undernet.org

Vara... caldura mare... pe o terasa apare o domnisoara frumusica, moldoveanca, pe care imediat chelnerul amabil o intreaba daca doreste o bautura racoritoare:
-TUTTI FRESH..?
-SPERI MATA, DAR SPERI DIGEABA....

<Igoriuss> va veni de 14 octombrie in Chisinau
* X sets mode: +l 146
<Daila19> :))))
<Igoriuss> mia promis ca imi va da =)
<Daila19> dc crezi asta?
<Igoriuss> ca mia promis: o sa facem dragoste
<Igoriuss> asa a spus
<Igoriuss> =)
<Daila19> ce-ti va da?
<Igoriuss> off
<Daila19> oooo
<Igoriuss> pearja
<Igoriuss> =))

[17/09/22:06] <@Becushor> pupma od ata
[17/09/22:07] <@Becushor> odata
[17/09/22:07] <@Becushor> sh o sa fie batz
[17/09/22:07] <@Becushor> +)
[17/09/22:07] <@Sya-> :))
[17/09/22:07] <@Sya-> batz :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
[17/09/22:07] <@Becushor> precis
[17/09/22:07] <@Becushor> +)))
[17/09/22:07] <@Sya-> da si asa nui batz??
[17/09/22:07] <@Becushor> ne .. ii moale
[17/09/22:07] <@Sya-> de la o singura vorba treb sa fie batz :)
[17/09/22:07] <@Becushor> +))))))))))))))))
[17/09/22:07] <@Becushor> da

Mergeau prin Chisinau un italian un rus shi un moldovan ,la un moment dat vad ei un orb.
(italianul)-Eu in timp de 2 saptamini pot sa il fac pe acest orb ca sa vada
(rusul)-Da eu timp de 2 zile il fac ca sa vada
(moldovanul)-Da eu timp de 2 secunde il fac ca sa vada
(italianul shi rusul)- Nu te credem ia arata
Se apropie moldovanul de orb ii trage o pula in frunte shi il intreaba
(moldovanul) -Wai ai vazut ceva??
(orbul) -Ei am vazut o pula!!
(moldovanul zice la cei doi)-Tak shi vam zis baeti?

[08:46:09] <Adr|an`> Popescu are, de ani intregi, prostul obicei de a se sprijini cu mîna de perete în momentul în care vrea sa se ridice din pat. Cu timpul, pe perete s-a facut o urîta pata de mizerie care strica aspectul dormitorului.
[08:46:09] <Adr|an`> Vine si momentul zugravitului. Popeasca îl conduce pe zugrav, un barbat mai în vîrsta, prin toate încaperile apartamentului. În cele din urma, îi spune:
[08:46:16] <IuBiTeL18> noah bene... :)
[08:46:19] <Adr|an`> - Va rog sa veniti si în dormitor sa va arat unde obisnuieste sotul meu sa-si puna mîna în fiecare dimineata cînd se trezeste...
[08:46:19] <Adr|an`> Speriat, mesterul spune:
[08:46:19] <Adr|an`> - Multumesc frumos... Dar daca se poate, as prefera mai degraba un paharel de tuica...

Игра на вечер. Реально помогает после тяжелого рабочего дня.

Для игры Вам понадобится: Человек (Вы сами), ванная с натянутыми над ней верёвками-лесками для сушки белья, колготки.

Как играть: Надеваете колготки попой на голову, залезаете в ванну, встаёте в ней в полный рост, ноги (колготочные, не свои) забрасываете на верёвки для сушки белья. Медленно трогаетесь с места и делаете несколько шагов вперёд. Вы – троллейбус.
Если при этом надеть лыжи – получается трамвай. А если надеть лыжи и налить в ванну воды – получается речной трамвай, а если в ванну с водой уронить включенный фен, то получится электричка, а если выключить свет и одеть налобный фонарик, то Вы – метро.
А если добавить в воду керосина, то получится самолет, если при этом в воде останется фен – все, капец, Вы – ракета!

}}04:06:36{{ * @S3xFantom slaps vano around a bit with a large trout
}}04:06:38{{ <@S3xFantom> skoala nna
}}04:06:40{{ <@S3xFantom> kanilo

[17:09] <dausms> VaVaN _|_
[17:09] <VaVaN> vreau!
VaVaN это ~V@VaVaN.users.undernet.org * GreenClub Manager
VaVaN на #moldova @#GreenClub @#Atomix @#admins #md +#mdpeople +#unbanMD @#subsol
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=)))))))))))) realitatea se mai descopera si pe mIRC

O femeie cauta o carte in bibloteca.
Sotul o intreaba : - Ce cauti draga?
- Sti unde-i cartea aia "Cum sa traim pana la 140 de ani"?
- Da, tocmai am aruncat-o...
- De ce?
- Incepuse ma-ta s-o citeasca!

dynamic_ribbon_device: ba
dynamic_ribbon_device: de cand nu mai fumez
dynamic_ribbon_device: adica de doo saptamani
dynamic_ribbon_device: mi-a crescut iq-ul cu 25% pa putzin
dynamic_ribbon_device: ca acum se oxigeneaza creieru
dynamic_ribbon_device: faza nasoala ie ca am inceput sa imi dau seama cat de
loser sunt
dynamic_ribbon_device: si sunt deprimat
dynamic_ribbon_device: :(

[22:08:38] * Gregory was kicked by SunT-HacaR (iupyyyyyyyyyy ;x)
[22:08:39] <@^CiuVaK-Yo^> lol
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[22:08:44] <+Timon-> :)))
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[22:09:12] <@Timon-> pizdets si huinea
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P.S. Sunt-Hacar are +b nu are acc la egg... nu are @ =)))))) MiiiNuuuuNNNeeeeeee ;x

Un politist indeplineste un act: "Domnul Moldoveanu, fiind in stare de ebrietate, a luat-o pe soacra-sa drept drac, adica s-a gresit putin..."

<_Torres_> la f orgazmul tipa kind kurge o fignea incolora sau alba din vagin da?
<Sya``> _Torres_ da :)
<_Torres_> poneatno
<Sya``> _Torres_ o fost asa ceva??
<Sya``> la fetele tale?
<_Torres_> numa murdar treaba
<_Torres_> aha
<@SILVERON> _Torres_ ea curge si in timp actului sexual :)
<_Torres_> ap stiu
<Sya``> SILVERON nul speria :)
<@SILVERON> _Torres_ vezi ca aia e gonoreya
<@SILVERON> :)))
<_Torres_> la mine paltallonii is murdari de figneaua asra
<@SILVERON> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLL
<Sya``> _Torres_ de care fignea??
<Sya``> _Torres_ de sperma ta?
<_Torres_> neka
<_Torres_> de la vagin
<_Torres_> alba

[00:03:07] <DoNotAsk> FMM=frate mersi mult ; STF=sa'ti traiasca familia ; LOL=la o laba;PLM=plecat la magazin astea da prescurtari....tare nu? .......asa k stf dak imi dai ignore pt massu asta....fmm k ma ajuti....plm...brb 4 min )))

[08.04.2010 13:25:56] <WhiteShark> :))
[08.04.2010 13:25:59] <WhiteShark> ma plictisesc..
[08.04.2010 13:26:00] <WhiteShark> ce sa fac?
[08.04.2010 13:27:02] <`VORBE_GOALE> WhiteShark.. apukate de fundulezz si sari in sus
[08.04.2010 13:27:04] <`VORBE_GOALE> )
[08.04.2010 13:27:12] <`VORBE_GOALE> sa vezi cum itzi trece plictiseala =))[08.04.2010 13:29:27] <WhiteShark> stai asa
[08.04.2010 13:29:31] <WhiteShark> acum incerc :))
[08.04.2010 13:29:42] <`VORBE_GOALE> imi zici daca`tzi reusheshte
[08.04.2010 13:29:44] <`VORBE_GOALE> ))

Sotia (romantic):
- Scumpule, mai ti-i minte, cum m-ai cerut in casatorie? Eu atunci am si pierdut pe o ora darul vorbirii!
Sotul:
- Da!!! A fost cea mai fericita ora in viata mea!

[09:56] <Lady`April> carl esti?
[09:56] * yos is now known as andreyutz
[09:59] * Dulce_AmaR «» (14:00:00)«»(Data 05/04/2008 )«»(Sunt pe 12 canale)«»( System Uptime 4hrs 36mins )
[10:07] <Lady`April> carl esti?
[10:08] <ucsc> Lady`April: incearca sa nu te repeti pt ca vei fi banata de boti.
[10:08] <Lady`April> oK
[10:08] * ttp sets mode: +b *!*@ladywinter.users.undernet.org
[10:08] * Lady`April was kicked by elfz (Banned: Colors Detected! - 120 min. banned!)
[10:08] <ucsc> si mai rau :))

[09/12/22:56] <DyKeR> FULG\\de\\NEA am la luna
[09/12/22:56] <DyKeR> :D
[09/12/22:56] <DyKeR> :D
[09/12/22:56] * DyKeR was kicked by |Capcaun (Mesajul tau a fost vazut, NU e nevoie sa-l repeti.)

[14:37] <Dj_XanDeR> de la ce vine 35
[14:37] <Dj_XanDeR> de la anul nasterii ?
[14:40] <eli35> cum imi aajuns virsta mea la tine?
[14:40] <Dj_XanDeR> io sunt nascut in 40
[14:40] <Dj_XanDeR> si ma gandeam ca suntem de o varsta apropiata
[14:41] <eli35> nu din pacate nu, dj
[14:42] <Dj_XanDeR> of credeam ca ma vad si io cu o femeie apropiata de varsta mea
[14:42] <Dj_XanDeR> dar cati ani ai ?
[14:44] <eli35> 35, asi puntea fi fata dumitale
[14:45] <Dj_XanDeR> crezi ?
[14:47] <Dj_XanDeR> pai daca vrei te fac si fata mea
[14:50] <eli35> merci an tata(cred) si mama, bunica, unchi, etc.
[14:50] <Dj_XanDeR>
[14:51] <eli35> pa o zi placuta iti dorec?sc
[14:51] <Dj_XanDeR> la fel si matale

[09:31] * S3xFantom` (~Invisible@PriViDeNie.users.undernet.org) has joined #moldova
[09:32] * <S3xFantom`> dimineata cind mam sculat miam dat seama ca sunt gay, si acum caut pula

[00:23] <john> bha
[00:23] <john> care esti
[00:23] <john> on
[00:23] <john> ?
[00:24] <Nemernic> off
[00:24] <vnool> off
[00:24] <Nemernic> :D
[00:24] <vnool> :)
[00:24] <Nemernic> nam root de scan john
[00:24] <Nemernic> :)))
[00:24] <Nemernic> si nici vun scaner bengos
[00:24] <vnool> nici eu de flood =))
[00:24] <Nemernic> \":D:D
[00:24] <Nemernic> xoxoox

(11:06:18)  • A iesit: Halk- (~Halk@Halk.users.undernet.org) : pwp la Igorash :X:X
(11:06:18)  • A intrat: Halk- (~Halk@Halk.users.undernet.org)
(11:06:23) [®] (+MapuXyaH4uk) lol
(11:06:26) [®] (Halk-) :))
(11:08:32)  • A intrat: colbitu (~cristi@79.113.14.55)
(11:08:50)  [•Antentie•] : X seteaza modul (+l) pentru 76
(11:09:02)  [•Ame•] Halk- beck
(11:09:03)  • Mesaj: Pentru ( x ) : voice #chisinau Halk-
(11:09:03)  [•Antentie•] : X seteaza modul (+v) pentru Halk-
(11:09:10) [®] (@Igorash) Halk- frumoasa mea :X
(11:09:16) [®] (@Igorash) ce faci scumpy?
(11:09:16) [®] (@Igorash) :X
(11:09:24) [®] (+Halk-) hi hi hi
(11:09:27) [®] (+Halk-) Iubito te-ai trezit ? :-\"
(11:09:28) [®] (+Halk-) :X
(11:09:30) [®] (@Igorash) un pupic imi dai? :X
(11:09:31) [®] (+Halk-) Numai bine baby :*
(11:09:33) [®] (@Igorash) demult
(11:09:33) [®] (+Halk-) =))
(11:09:34) [®] (@Igorash) :X
(11:09:36) [®] (+Halk-) Depinde unde
(11:09:37) [®] (+Halk-) :-\"
(11:09:43)  • A intrat: stelian007 (casanova@77.209.174.146)
(11:09:43) [®] (+Halk-) =))
(11:09:43) [®] (@Igorash) mai jos de buric :X
(11:09:47) [®] (+Halk-) [-x

Судят грузина за убийство соседа. Судья говорит: ну рассказывайте,
подсудимый, как это произошло.
Грузин говорит: Прихажю я, значыт, домой. Смотрю, дверь открыта. Вижу,
мой сасед маю жену обнимает. Я хватаюсь за кинжал, но потом вспоминаю:
я ведь тоже его жену обнимал! Смотрю дальше: мой сосед маю жену раздевает!
Я хватаюсь за кинжал, но потом вспаминаю: я ведь тоже его жену раздевал!
Смотрю дальше. Мой сосед мою жену валит на кровать!! Я хватаюсь за кинжал,
но потом вспоминаю: я ведь тоже его жену валил на кровать...
Судья(устало): короче,подсудимый, за что вы убили своего соседа?
Грузин(возмущенно): я свой х.й об его занавэску не вытирал!!!

- Здравствуйте, можно Вову?
- Вы не туда попали.
- А Васю?
- Всё равно, не туда.
- А Андрея?
- А куда вы звоните?
- Ээээ... я перезвоню.

<+_birthday> stealth1804 cu ce te pot ajuta ?
<+The`Fear> :|
<+stealth1804> i'm so sorry, i can't understand spanish

Se duce Bula cu varu-su la furat de pepeni.
Varul sau statea de paza iar Bula fura. Deodata, varul lui Bula vede paznicu care se indrepta spre ei. Agitat striga la Bula:
- Bula, Bula!!! Sase(6), sase(6) vine paznicu!!!
La care Bula bulversat:
-Nu pot decat cinci(5), sa moara mama!

#mdfriends

[19:02:02] <@Loveness> Alia30 aha :DDDD
[19:02:15] <SILVERON-> Alia30 e eggdrop
[19:02:23] <Apelsin> nuu
[19:02:24] <Apelsin> femeie
[19:02:29] <SILVERON-> tot acolo
[19:02:31] <SILVERON-> :))))))))))))
[19:02:34] <@Loveness> D:DDDDD

[15:23:28] (+Das`): \"iubire\" mare intre voi...
[15:23:32] (+Das`): :-\"
[15:23:39] *** kry sets mode: +i
[15:23:43] (+Urs): daca dai kick
[15:23:45] (+Urs): te plesnesc
[15:23:45] (+Urs): fraiere
[15:23:48] (+Das`): :))
[15:23:51] (+Urs): ma jur pe fratii mei ca te caut in cluj
[15:23:54] (+Urs): si te calc pe dinti
[15:23:56] *** Urs was kicked by X ((MucLesBucLes) parca ti-am zis ca te chemam inapoi cand terminam treburile dintre adulti)
[15:23:59] (+Das`): :))))))))))

[21:56:54] <@IrqHack> a kto eto ?
[21:57:02] <@^CiuVaK-Yo^> aldi pola
[21:57:05] <@^CiuVaK-Yo^> nishte kopkii
[21:57:08] <@^CiuVaK-Yo^> :))))
[21:57:12] <@^CiuVaK-Yo^> o facu useru meu
[21:57:14] <@^CiuVaK-Yo^> ca era suspendat
[21:57:15] <@^CiuVaK-Yo^> :D
[21:57:20] <@IrqHack> lol
[21:57:22] <@IrqHack> :)
[21:57:28] <+Timon-> :))
[21:57:34] <+Timon-> ciuvak ai praibit spishka
[21:57:37] <+Timon-> trebuie tu sal fashi
[21:57:45] <+Timon-> park singur zice`ai
[21:57:46] <@^CiuVaK-Yo^> da eu atunshi vo saptamina nam intra
[21:57:48] <@^CiuVaK-Yo^> cind intru
[21:57:49] <@^CiuVaK-Yo^> pok
[21:57:52] <@^CiuVaK-Yo^> ;)))
[21:57:54] <+Timon-> si gruz :)

Se Atmazuiesti =)))))

[23:28] <@MD> da we eu maninc o kifla in 2 zile niajunge :>>>
[23:28] <^nor11111111> FASI ZAMA DIN ROOT, CU BUCATSELE DE MECHI, SI INDOUA CU EGGDROPI?
[23:28] <^nor11111111> SI MAI ADAUGI SI NISTE ACCESE?
[23:28] <^nor11111111> :))
[23:28] <@MD> :))
[23:28] <@MD> ;PP
[23:28] <^nor11111111> SA FIE MAI GUSTOS DA?
[23:28] <^nor11111111> :ddd

}14:54{ <DumiX_Nebunu> bha care este evreu aici?
}14:54{ * X sets mode: +l 125
}14:54{ <+^DuLceaTsIKa> iata park
}14:54{ <+^DuLceaTsIKa> el e evreu
}14:54{ * X sets mode: +l 126
}14:54{ <+^DuLceaTsIKa> si tzigan si tot la un lok
}14:55{ <DumiX_Nebunu> le urez la toti EVREII sa le ragaie Popa la cap :)))
}14:55{ <park> DumiX_Nebunu auzi we pituhule , elegeti cuvintele
}14:55{ * X sets mode: +l 125
}14:55{ <+^DuLceaTsIKa> lol
}14:55{ <park> sapa la tarani da nu internet
}14:55{ * park was kicked by |Capcaun (Metoda cu spirt in ureche ai incercat ? (bad words))
}14:55{ * |Capcaun sets mode: +b *!*@parc.users.undernet.org
}14:56{ <DumiX_Nebunu> Park esti un evreu sef
}14:56{ <DumiX_Nebunu> sau lingau sef
}14:56{ <DumiX_Nebunu> aici?
}14:56{ <+^DuLceaTsIKa> lol
}14:56{ <DumiX_Nebunu> Lingaii nu au voie aici Park
}14:57{ <+^DuLceaTsIKa> :)
}14:57{ <DumiX_Nebunu> park tu esti cel mai lingau dintre totii
}14:57{ <+^DuLceaTsIKa> taci bah` , ce nu vezi ca el nu e aici?
}14:57{ <DumiX_Nebunu> :))
}14:57{ <DumiX_Nebunu> a fugit
}14:57{ <DumiX_Nebunu> evreii se tireaza cel mai repede:))) :)

[15:05:15] <`Nervnaia`> )))
[15:05:25] <`Nervnaia`> eu di sheea...lamersha cu pedali
[15:05:29] <`Nervnaia`> eu nush cei asta icq

[10:28] <wind57> tie ti se pare tat jioaca la anii tai, asai?
[10:29] <Zaikaaaa> nu
[10:29] <Zaikaaaa> :DD
[10:29] <wind57> eu cind eram tinar iaca ma duceam la scoala 10 km la deal in ambele directii

aniuta :-): asa am sa va iepuresc eu pe amindoi
Alex_md: )::))))
aniuta :-): :ar!
Alex_md: stii a iepuri?
aniuta :-): :D
Alex_md: da asta kooom?:|
aniuta :-): =))))
aniuta :-): iaka aici teai pricalit de mine

[10:24] <wind57> eu sau is retardat sau tu chiar vorbesti in alta limba!
[10:25] <wind57> care forum care glume!
[10:25] <wind57> sii cu tini fati hai?
[10:25] <wind57> tu poate fumezi citeodata seva
[10:25] <wind57> 'nu?
[10:26] <wind57> tu si fasi amu ma gasest dupa ip ca sa ma tragi in secta voastra?
[10:26] <wind57> tipa forum da?
[10:27] <Zaikaaaa> :)))))))))
[10:27] <wind57> tu crezi in Dumnezeu poate mai mult decit trebuie, fato!

Intreaba Bula pe invatatoare.
-Care este diferenta ditre barbat si femeie?
Raspunde invatatoarea.
-Ce numar de pantof poarta taica-tu la picior?
-43
-Dar maica-ta?
-36
-Vezi? Diferenta e intre picioare.

- Doctore, e serios?
- Ei, in locul tau nu as incepe sa ma uit la seriale...

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=)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
ce fain :X =))

[19:31:07] Perfect_Criminal: pidar
[19:31:34] addicted: vezi cum vorbesti
[19:31:48] guf: futio we
[19:31:54] addicted: ok
[19:35:14] addicted: we kizda ma-ti daca te prind miine la scoala iti frec ibala
[19:35:31] guf: da shi tzam facut
[19:35:41] addicted: ai zis ca sunt \"pidar\"
[19:35:53] guf: gata eshti patzan
[19:35:55] guf: bun

«12:06:26» <hmm> tu pui fotka, noi ne punem rakom!

hmm is ~Maxim@Maxim.users.undernet.org * Maxim

- Tatã, ne poti ?Imprumuti masina ta, mie si prietenului meu?
- Nu mai am deloc benzinã ?In rezervor, draga mea.
- Nici o problemã, oricum nu intentionãm sã iesim din garaj cu ea.

[21:33] (@Serif) Serif ceva poze noi ? :)
[21:33]  • A intrat: Umanista` (Simpaticka@host-static-89-41-90-140.moldtelecom.md) pe #chisinau
[21:33] (@Serif) profil de hi5 ?
[21:33]  [•Antentie•] : X seteaza modul (+l) pentru 104
[21:33]  • A intrat: DonCannabis (~D@DonCannabis.users.undernet.org) pe #chisinau
[21:33]  • A iesit: Augusto (~lalala@August30.users.undernet.org)
[21:34] (@MrKry) loool
[21:34] * Quits: Bankir (~Sash@BeHappy.users.undernet.org) (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
[21:34] (@MrKry) Serif ai innebunit ?
[21:34]  [•Antentie•] : X seteaza modul (+l) pentru 103
[21:34]  [•Antentie•] : |Chisinau seteaza modul (+v) pentru DonCannabis
[21:34]  • A intrat: Bankir (~Sash@BeHappy.users.undernet.org) pe #chisinau
[21:34] (@MrKry) iti ceri hi5 singur de la tine?
[21:34] (@Serif) lol
[21:34] (@Serif) cred ca da
[21:34] (@Serif) credeam ca eu sunt MrKry
[21:34] (@Serif) m-ai incurcat
[21:34] (@Serif) :)
[21:34] (@Serif) abia m-am trezt
[21:34] (@MrKry) looooool
[21:34] (@Serif) si is somnoros
[21:34] (@Serif) :)

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Хлыстик> велика мысль белорусских сантехников

Хлыстик> вызвал муж одного унитаз поменять, и говорит почини мне заодно кран с горячей водой, шоб не капал

Хлыстик> чинил сантехник чинил, и грит \"все хозяин, терь у тя тока холодная капать будет\"
\"так она же не капала до этого\", - говорит мой муж
\"так а я механизмы поменял, теперь холодная капает - она дешевле\"

(13:20:56) * @kandy Care stie engleza please slaps me :x

(22:30:03) [®](@Igorash-) !seen censored
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(22:30:04) -Ulma- censored(~censored@censored.users.undernet.org) a fost vazut(a) ultima data plecand de pe #cool-canal in urma cu 2 minute zicand (G-lined {([3]} Compromised hosts)).
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(22:30:07)  • A iesit: tali_just4u (~roly@79.116.75.218)
(22:30:12)  [•Ame•] +vrajitoaria moamaaa, ce v-ati starnit, mai trageti aer :))
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Vspomnel gavno, vot i ano :)))))