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O blonda vine la doctor cu urechile arse. Doctorul o intreaba:
- Ce s-a intamplat cu urechea dumneavoastra?
Blonda zice:
- Calcam rufele, cand a sunat telefonul si, din greseala, mi-am pus fierul de calcat pe ureche.
Surprins, doctorul intreaba:
- Bine, dar la cealalta ureche ce-ati patit?
- Nenorocitul a gresit inca o data numarul!

[12:23] <Iulian`> ba in 1 rind ai acces
[12:23] <Iulian`> aici
[12:23] <Iulian`> tu nici nu dai voice la fete
[12:23] <Iulian`> :)
[12:23] <Iulian`> esti lammer

Zboara in avion V. Voronin, Z. Greceanii si M. Lupu. Deodata se strica motorul, avionul incepe sa cada. Dar este numai o singura parasuta. M. Lupu: - Propun sa organizam o votare secreta, cine castiga, acela va lua parasuta. Castiga Voronin. Ia parasuta, le spune la toti \"Adio\" si sare din avion. Z. Greceanii: - Da, democratia este democratie. M. Lupu: - Eu numai un lucru nu pot intelege, cum a reusit sa ne intreaca cu 860 voturi?

<_Torres_> la f orgazmul tipa kind kurge o fignea incolora sau alba din vagin da?
<Sya``> _Torres_ da :)
<_Torres_> poneatno
<Sya``> _Torres_ o fost asa ceva??
<Sya``> la fetele tale?
<_Torres_> numa murdar treaba
<_Torres_> aha
<@SILVERON> _Torres_ ea curge si in timp actului sexual :)
<_Torres_> ap stiu
<Sya``> SILVERON nul speria :)
<@SILVERON> _Torres_ vezi ca aia e gonoreya
<@SILVERON> :)))
<_Torres_> la mine paltallonii is murdari de figneaua asra
<@SILVERON> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLL
<Sya``> _Torres_ de care fignea??
<Sya``> _Torres_ de sperma ta?
<_Torres_> neka
<_Torres_> de la vagin
<_Torres_> alba

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}20:12{ <_sweeper_> tzyntirimskaia tishina
:)))))))))))))

[10:12] <_Lexus_> AhrANicK vii la off s te vezi cu lumea ! nu s merji in 4 labe !

GHINION - Varianta moldoveneasca pentru ardelenescul "Bine, Ioane"
NASTURE - Plasture pentru nas
HERMAFRODIT - Fetitz care este baiata
LEUCEMIE - Cancerul monedei nationale

<iubitel17> ??????????????
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<iubitel17> si bai ma poti arunca
<The`Fear> =))
<iubitel17> sine te crezi?
<KpecTHbIu`> =))))))))
<The`Fear> iubitel17 :) vad ca nu esti cunoscut cu Mircu
<iubitel17> a?
<The`Fear> Ulma e un bot :)
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<KpecTHbIu`> nu nu
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<The`Fear> are grija de canal, incearca sa spui o prostie
<KpecTHbIu`> si cu voi Ulma eu o padruga
<The`Fear> sa vezi cum stai afara =)
<KpecTHbIu`> %))
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<The`Fear> =)))
<The`Fear> KpecTHbIu =))))
<KpecTHbIu`> iubitel17 hai vrei sa faci cunostinta cu Ulma?
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<KpecTHbIu`> ea vre da tu?
<KpecTHbIu`> %)
<iubitel17> da pentru si mo aruncat,ca nui plase numele?
<^DuLceaTsIKa> :P
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<KpecTHbIu`> ea vre sa vb cu tine
<KpecTHbIu`> %))
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<The`Fear> =)))
<KpecTHbIu`> iubitel17
<iubitel17> a?
<KpecTHbIu`> vre sa te bata
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<iubitel17> da di si
<iubitel17> ?
<The`Fear> :)))
<KpecTHbIu`> ca vb nasharu
<KpecTHbIu`> %)
<The`Fear> ca meriti =)
<iubitel17> eu?????????/
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<KpecTHbIu`> =)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
<The`Fear> =)))

Atenţionăm: xXx e de gen feminin; XXX-administrator al unui site;
V_A_S_E_A: dani nik tau di faces
xXx: p/u ce?
V_A_S_E_A: prosta tak
sa te vad
xXx: ei....cind nu vezi cu cine vorbesti e mai interesant
V_A_S_E_A: ne gruzi
dani niku
si ma uit
xXx: eu am gruz, da tie nu ti-l dau
V_A_S_E_A: nu te teme ca eu nu ma sperii repede
xXx: la si sa te uittz, ca nu am pus akolo poze nude
om ka omul sh gata
V_A_S_E_A: b-f
xXx: ??
V_A_S_E_A: oameni pot fi B
sau F
xXx: vaapsheta eu-s gay
dak esti cointeresat....
V_A_S_E_A: Da eu asta am inteles diodata
xXx: da tashi, ghini?
V_A_S_E_A: davai dani niku di pi faces
xXx: amush, sa intru
V_A_S_E_A: hai ca amus treb sa ma duc la trenirovka
xXx: viteok3
m-ai gasit?
ce asa mult cauti?
:))))))))))))))))
V_A_S_E_A: aha
si si tu tipa stai aisea ca moderator
xXx: eu?...moderator/...as vrea eu
pe cei care recunosc ca-s gay nime nu-i ia ca moderator
da yo deoadata am spus asa lu XXX
V_A_S_E_A: da nah dar stai singur pi saitu ista levii
dute nahui ca nu esti gay
daca erai gay nu vorbei asa
xXx: bun.......vad ca si tu nu ubesti pe gayy
V_A_S_E_A: da daca vorbeai demult erai mort
:)
xXx: eu ma feresc de gopi
V_A_S_E_A: tu suji lor
mlea
me: la gopi?..asta ii nia
V_A_S_E_A: si nu ti fa levii macar pi net
ok
xXx: d\\da eu nu ma fac
eu ma prefac
:))))))))))))))
V_A_S_E_A: tu mle pizdon vrei
nu v nature sinei admin la saitu ista
xXx: ce te uiti la mine? :P
dak zic ca nu-s eu

Sotia il intreaba pe sot:
- Scumpule, eu arat a femeie ideala?
- Vai, scumpo, arati cu mult mai mult.
- Da? Si cu cat?
- Cu vreo 50 kg.

<@malii`> [01:47] <GanDjubas> care ma vre?
<GanDjubas> pai...deajuns sa nu ghindeshti ka un gay shi o sa intelegi kum ma explik=))
<@malii`> ^Dj_kid^ auzi dap tu cu asa niste ropuneri
<^Dj_kid^> pai cineva ma invitat ....eu am intrat shi am intrebat kare ma vre...in sens pe kanal..
<^Dj_kid^> sa zis kare vre sa ma aiba atunci alt vorba
<@malii`> ^Dj_kid^ ap eu de asta siti spun exprimate normal
<@malii`> ca gay pe chan nus
<^Dj_kid^> pai nici nu kaut gey
<@malii`> si paote sa gasi vreo unu sati rupa bukusoara
<^Dj_kid^> eshti uniku kare o inteles exprimarea ka de gay
<^Dj_kid^> sa fost exprimare de gay kred ka nu erai singurul a imi face observatie
<@malii`> `Ciuva4oK`}{}{}{:)
P.S...Lol gay pe kanal nus???

<MaLinKa> dar hai sa incepem cu altceva mai interesant
<_stripper}{> 1.prinma
<MaLinKa> macar imi spui daca esti insurat sau nu.
<MaLinKa> :0
<_stripper}{> mde...far de date confedintiale
<_stripper}{> okay ?;)
<_stripper}{> ;)
<MaLinKa> ok
<MaLinKa> dar hai sa vb despre masini!
<_stripper}{> nu nu sunt casatorit
<_stripper}{> :))))))

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[21:37:53] <dorit1> sal, le ai cu trasu besinilor? m-ar intere asta
[21:38:00] <Lolyta_> :)
[21:38:15] <Lolyta_> dc ?
[21:38:32] <dorit1> ma excita asta,uneori
[21:38:37] <Lolyta_> :)
[21:38:37] <Lolyta_> da ?
[21:38:39] <dorit1> depinde de tipa
[21:39:23] <dorit1> le ai sau nu?
[21:40:49] <dorit1> na zi?
[21:41:10] <Lolyta_> pai ma bashasc
[21:41:12] <Lolyta_> dar rar
[21:41:39] <dorit1> de la ce mincare le tragi mai puturoase?
[21:41:48] <Lolyta_> fasole
[21:41:49] <Lolyta_> mazare
[21:42:10] <dorit1> cz ca as rezista la ele?
[21:43:00] <Lolyta_> precis ?
[21:43:09] <Lolyta_> tie iti place sa te beshasti ?
[21:43:18] <dorit1> d c intrebi?
[21:43:40] <Lolyta_> sa stiu daca is puturoase sau nu :>
[21:44:23] <dorit1> dak maminc spanac cu oua ptajite,e clar
[21:45:01] <Lolyta_> ai incercat sa le dai foc ?
[21:45:12] <dorit1> nu
[21:45:18] <dorit1> tu ai incercat?
[21:45:33] <Lolyta_> ma cam tem
[21:45:57] <dorit1> d c?
[21:46:12] <Lolyta_> sa nu iau foc
[21:46:22] <dorit1> vrei sa tin eu bricheta?
[21:46:32] <Lolyta_> nasul mai bine
[21:46:33] <Lolyta_> :)
[21:47:08] <dorit1> cum iti place sa le tragi?fasaite sau cu zgomot?
[21:47:23] <Lolyta_> cu zgomot, ca sa te trezesc din somn, dar tie ?
[21:47:39] <dorit1> fasaite
[21:47:54] <Lolyta_> miroase mai tare alea fasaite
[21:48:05] <dorit1> asa e
[21:48:35] <Lolyta_> amica ta se beshashte ?
[21:48:40] <dorit1> ai vreo pretena care le are mai bine ca tine?
[21:48:56] <Lolyta_> mai bine ca mine nu face nimeni
[21:48:57] <Lolyta_> :D
[21:48:59] <Lolyta_> eu pot tare
[21:49:06] <Lolyta_> si plus la asta sa fie foarte puturoase
21:49:35] <dorit1> cat timp re beshi dupa mazare?
[21:49:44] <Lolyta_> vreo 2 zile
[21:49:51] <Lolyta_> prima dimineata e cea mai dracoasa
[21:49:51] <dorit1> eeeeeeeeeee
[21:50:03] <dorit1> vreau sa le miros

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<audy6> .invite cAnDeReL
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<+cAnDeReL> :))))))))))
<+cAnDeReL> buhahahahahaha

asta face invite pe #moldova :)))))))) buhahaha

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[3:17:42 AM] My Angel :*: love youu too dulceats :*
[3:17:46 AM] Devil never cries...: ÿ ñòàðàëñÿ )
[3:17:53 AM] Devil never cries...: :*
[3:17:55 AM] My Angel :*: ku malina
[3:17:57 AM] Devil never cries...: :D
[3:18:00 AM] Devil never cries...: cu banane
[3:18:02 AM] Devil never cries...: (rofl)
[3:18:07 AM] My Angel :*: ku ikre
[3:18:17 AM] Devil never cries...: cu ikre??
[3:18:19 AM] My Angel :*: sau peshte
[3:18:20 AM] Devil never cries...: wtf??
[3:18:21 AM] My Angel :*: fuuuu
[3:18:30 AM] Devil never cries...: dulceatza din patlajeli
[3:18:39 AM] Devil never cries...: eu am auzit k este
[3:19:20 AM] My Angel :*: dulceata din oua prajite sh ku shetina ka la un moshneag ce are rodinka pe nas
[3:19:21 AM] My Angel :*: :D
[3:19:27 AM] My Angel :*: ku 5 nepoti
[3:19:37 AM] My Angel :*: astai BRED REALINII
[3:19:37 AM] Devil never cries...: sh 2 fire de par pe rodinka sheea
[3:19:45 AM] Devil never cries...: fuuuu
[3:19:46 AM] My Angel :*: sh kafenie
[3:19:47 AM] My Angel :*: sh mare
[3:19:52 AM] My Angel :*: pe jumate de nas
[3:19:56 AM] Devil never cries...: pufea
[3:20:06 AM] My Angel :*: sh unghii ku negru
[3:20:10 AM] My Angel :*: desubt
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[3:20:17 AM] My Angel :*: sh asha rupte
[3:20:18 AM] Devil never cries...: multa multa
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[3:20:36 AM] My Angel :*: oi blin
[3:20:42 AM] My Angel :*: numai amu aud kum horaie tata
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[3:21:22 AM] Devil never cries...: sh altu la calcai
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[3:21:45 AM] My Angel :*: dafiga puf
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[3:22:08 AM] Devil never cries...: fuuuu
[3:22:45 AM] Devil never cries...: sh cu PEREGAR
[3:22:52 AM] My Angel :*: sh GHERPES
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[3:22:56 AM] Devil never cries...: fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
[3:23:02 AM] My Angel :*: sh gemaroi
[3:23:08 AM] Devil never cries...: (rofl)
[3:23:19 AM] My Angel :*: nu mai pot

<@PuffMan`> DyKeR eu is afumat ))))))))

[21:08] <_sweeper_> bellaAliona unde stai?
[21:09] <bellaAliona> ch
[21:09] <bellaAliona> tu
[21:10] <_sweeper_> bellaAliona jiurate. zii sa ai dialup toata viatsa

<COCKSUCKER> la mine peste drum ii discoteca si ma duc amuj si chem niste copkilashi shi ii imbat si ii pun sa danseze striptiz

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vedeti ce se intimpla cind dati acc la necunoscuti ? :)))))))

<_psihologul{> stai sa`ni mai torn un pahar si amush citesc
<_psihologul{> ashteapta
<_psihologul{> bratuha
<_psihologul{> da numa mai rar si mai inshet oleak
<^Dj_kid^> sa maresk skrisu???
<_psihologul{> bre eu ma rid ca ti rizi tu da tu di shi ti rizi ?????
^Dj_kid^> de tine ka nu te rizi
<_psihologul{> =)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
<_psihologul{> nu shtiem shi sa scriu shi m`am ris
<_psihologul{> eu shi amu ma rid dupa shi am scris
<_psihologul{> =)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
<^Dj_kid^> tashi we ka morrrrrrrrrr
<_psihologul{> da...ladna zui anigdot ca n`am inteles
<_psihologul{> stai si mai beu
<^Dj_kid^> stai sa kopii pe bashmd
<^Dj_kid^> =)))))))))))))))))))))))))
<|Chisinau> (BashMD) BashMD.org - citate amuzante ale online-ului moldav. :)
<^Dj_kid^> v temu
<_psihologul{> pipetzzzzzzzz
<_psihologul{> 4iota pi mine ma rupe
<_psihologul{> =)))))))))dj _kid sa ti ajiut sa copii ???eu dak sheva am un znakomii care poat sa faca kak raz dlia basmmmd =)))))))))
<_psihologul{> karo4i..vorba multa..sarashia omului
<_psihologul{> stai sa`ni torn
<_psihologul{> hai norok
<_psihologul{> nee...eu vreu sa zik un toast
<_psihologul{> dj_kid, ma vezi ?
<^Dj_kid^> =))))))))))

(22:04:38) [•Ame•] +sweeper slaps sweeper around a bit with a large trout
(22:04:49) [®] 4(+sweeper) tzitzoasa tatii!
(22:04:56) [®] (@MuMuShiKa_}{) )))))

Merge un om cu o vaca la abator si pe drum incolo se intalneste cu un prieten care avea BMW.
Il intreaba:
- Ma duci si pe mine cu vaca asta la abator?
- Te duc, dar cum facem cu vaca?
- O legam dupa masina !
Merg ei cu 100 la ora.
Intreaba soferul:
- Mai poate vaca?
Omul raspunde:
- Mai poate...
Merg cu 200 la ora.
- Mai poate vaca?
- Mai poate !
Soferul apasa accelerati pina la podea, ajung la 300 la ora.
- Mai, sigur mai poate vaca !
- Ia vezi, ce face?
- Pai.. ccoate limba.
- Pe ce parte ?
- Pe stanga
- Inseamna ca intra in depasire!

[02:52:30] (@Wins`): кого в жопу епали? дам $100 если признается)
[02:52:37] (Apelsin4ik): :)))

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Lamerskii Script ca shi hoziainu shel tuporilii =)))))

<_psihologul{> Narcomanu ....piva pui?
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<_psihologul{> si te ajiuta`m
<_psihologul{> :)
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<_psihologul{> dak nu ,.....nax s stzenoi
<Narcomanu> _psihologul{ gay ?
<_psihologul{> :)))
<_psihologul{> Narcomanu galodnii
<_psihologul{> :))))
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<Narcomanu> No thancks !
<_psihologul{> merji tat :)))tolika v popu
<_psihologul{> :)))))
<_psihologul{> da eu glumesk may
<_psihologul{> :)))
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<PYCTORUL}{> SAL ALLLLLLLLLLLLL
<_psihologul{> am ajiuns de risu gainilor sau shi ?:))))

Ce au in comun un trenulet electric si sanii unei femei?
- Au fost create initial pentru copii, dar tot barbatii se joaca mai mult cu ele.

Грузин в кассе: - Я хочу, билять, минэт.
-!!!???
- Тьфу, черт! Я хочу минять билэт.

[23:42:25] Sashuka: pin tu miai raspuns ap eu am dovidit sh sa beau
[23:42:26] Sashuka: :)
[23:42:34] Binar.13: :D
[23:42:41] Binar.13: ap ashai
[23:42:55] Sashuka: vad k ashei
[23:43:10] Sashuka: iti place KINO ?
[23:43:25] Binar.13: de care?
[23:44:27] Sashuka: :D
[23:44:32] Sashuka: di Viktor Tzoi
[23:44:49] Binar.13: ooooooooo
[23:44:53] Binar.13: x(
[23:44:59] Sashuka: :D
[23:45:01] Binar.13: shap V Tsoi
[23:45:02] Binar.13: cinta
[23:45:06] Binar.13: dak sheva
[23:45:19] Sashuka: in sens?
[23:45:28] Binar.13: el e cintarets
[23:45:33] Sashuka: ap da
[23:45:34] Binar.13: nu are nik cu filmele
[23:45:38] Sashuka: blin
[23:45:42] Binar.13: :)
[23:45:44] Sashuka: Cristina
[23:45:44] Binar.13: aaaaaaaa
[23:45:47] Binar.13: :D
[23:45:49] Binar.13: vse
[23:45:50] Binar.13: vse
[23:45:51] Sashuka: grupa lui kum se numea?
[23:45:52] Sashuka: :)
[23:45:52] Binar.13: :D
[23:45:55] Sashuka: kadru
[23:45:56] Sashuka: :D

[15:27:49] * Bia` am piele fina ...ca de bebelus ca am baut cocolino=))

(11:34:36) • A intrat: Inkognito-
(~inkognito@o9H54tFGhJ7a.users.undernet.org)
(11:34:37) [®] (@Ulma) [Inkognito-] Esti un lamer :)

tatal nostru care esti in scanuri
sfinteascane in ip`urile tale
fie serverele tale precum in sell asa si in root.
root`urile noastre
cele de toate zilele
danile noua astazi
si ne skapa de hakeri
precum skapam noi de lameri
si ne iarta noua floodurile noastre
precum ii floodam noi pe alti
si nu ne duce la connexion time out
akum in bnc`uri si in emecheri amin!!!

[16:25:13] <[RO][B][RDS]Tazmanya> ANDREEA PLINGE?
[16:25:17] <Suky> DAA
[16:25:21] <Suky> PLG SI EU
[16:25:26] <Suky> PT EA
[16:25:59] <Suky> NU MA MAI SUPARATI SI VOI
[16:26:02] <Suky> PLSSSSS
[16:26:06] <Suky> MACAR AZI
[16:26:26] <Suky> ALOOOO
[16:26:31] <Suky> SCRIETI SI VOI
[16:26:36] <Suky> CEVA

[23:26:04] (@MiGueLL_): cum s scoate silence
[23:26:04] (@MiGueLL_): ?
[23:26:05] (@MiGueLL_): :)
[23:26:10] (Das): /silence -*!*@*
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[23:26:16] (@MiGueLL_): Leon
[23:26:17] (@MiGueLL_): iaka vez
[23:26:18] (@MiGueLL_): :)
[23:26:24] (@MiGueLL_): Das }{}{
[23:26:29] (@Leon): p-u comanda asta
[23:26:31] (@Leon): nu tre user
[23:26:33] (@Leon): ?
[23:26:39] (Das): lol
[23:26:39] (Zein): :)
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[23:26:51] (@Spain): Leon shutnik
[23:26:52] (@Spain): :)))
[23:27:20] (@BoT): :)
[23:27:29] (Das): lool, pana si botii rad de tine Leon
[23:27:30] (Das): :)))))))))))
[23:27:35] (@Leon): Das :))
[23:27:37] (@MiGueLL_): :))))))))))))))

Из аськи)
malaya-симпотюля!!!: Знаешь... я всё понимаю... но почему ты так поступаешь?? я же люблю тебя, а ты всё молчишь и молчишь... уже 3 дня пишу!! и почему на звонки не отвечаешь?? ты мне изменяешь?!!!
*pReD@ToR*: Саша, он тебе не изменяет точно, его в армию забрали (мама)

-=(12:16:34)=- <+Igorash`> la TV merge Eurovision 2008 (semifinala) pe postul moldova
-=(12:16:58)=- <IoMaIo> Igorash` kind akuma
-=(12:16:58)=- <IoMaIo> ???
-=(12:17:02)=- <+Igorash`> da
-=(12:17:09)=- <IoMaIo> Igorash` sin i
-=(12:17:11)=- <IoMaIo> ??/
-=(12:17:16)=- <+Happy_Mirc> pfff Igorash` de aia esti busy
-=(12:17:16)=- <+Igorash`> uite-te
-=(12:17:17)=- <+Igorash`> :-P
-=(12:17:20)=- <IoMaIo> Igorash` ce komenzi
-=(12:17:21)=- <+Igorash`> am dat la tv
-=(12:17:24)=- * Quits: Magnatu (~boy_of_yo@84.123.138.198.dyn.user.ono.com) (Ping timeout)
-=(12:17:26)=- * X sets mode: +l 115
-=(12:17:31)=- <+Igorash`> IoMaIo: iai pulitu
-=(12:17:34)=- <+Happy_Mirc> pa tuturor si o zi buna,eu out}{
-=(12:17:37)=- <+Igorash`> si apeshi power
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-=(12:17:42)=- <+Igorash`> si alegi postul: moldova
-=(12:17:45)=- <@YaYa> Igorash` MOLDOVA 1 Rulezz :D
-=(12:17:46)=- <+Igorash`> :-))))
-=(12:17:53)=- <IoMaIo> Igorash` :)))

<SVETIK`> Leonn` shi fash tu akolo ?
* neoh слапс SVETIK` ароунд а бит витх а ларге троут
<SVETIK`> neoh shi vrei :)
<neoh> sax
<neoh> vreu
<neoh> :)
<SVETIK`> laba :D
<SVETIK`> :)))))))))
<neoh> :)))
<SVETIK`> eu ma strik ku voi aishi :D
<neoh> SVETIK` man saturat eu de laba
<neoh> 5 luni deam
<neoh> :)
<SVETIK`> sarmanelu
<neoh> :D
<SVETIK`> ap vez daka nu potz sheri frumos :D
<Leonn`> =))))
<Leonn`> bash md

Clientul unui bar gusta din berea ce i-a fost adusa si il cheama pe chelner:
- Ce mi-ai adus, bere sau gunoi?
- Dar ce, singuri nu puteti determina?
- Nu.
- Atunci ce importanta mai are?

[21:33] (@Serif) Serif ceva poze noi ? :)
[21:33]  • A intrat: Umanista` (Simpaticka@host-static-89-41-90-140.moldtelecom.md) pe #chisinau
[21:33] (@Serif) profil de hi5 ?
[21:33]  [•Antentie•] : X seteaza modul (+l) pentru 104
[21:33]  • A intrat: DonCannabis (~D@DonCannabis.users.undernet.org) pe #chisinau
[21:33]  • A iesit: Augusto (~lalala@August30.users.undernet.org)
[21:34] (@MrKry) loool
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[21:34] (@MrKry) Serif ai innebunit ?
[21:34]  [•Antentie•] : X seteaza modul (+l) pentru 103
[21:34]  [•Antentie•] : |Chisinau seteaza modul (+v) pentru DonCannabis
[21:34]  • A intrat: Bankir (~Sash@BeHappy.users.undernet.org) pe #chisinau
[21:34] (@MrKry) iti ceri hi5 singur de la tine?
[21:34] (@Serif) lol
[21:34] (@Serif) cred ca da
[21:34] (@Serif) credeam ca eu sunt MrKry
[21:34] (@Serif) m-ai incurcat
[21:34] (@Serif) :)
[21:34] (@Serif) abia m-am trezt
[21:34] (@MrKry) looooool
[21:34] (@Serif) si is somnoros
[21:34] (@Serif) :)

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}}04:06:36{{ * @S3xFantom slaps vano around a bit with a large trout
}}04:06:38{{ <@S3xFantom> skoala nna
}}04:06:40{{ <@S3xFantom> kanilo

vicoleta vicoleta: da eu inserk s ma incalzesc oleak zi niste cuvinte mai fierbinti
vicoleta vicoleta: oleak
alexandru alexandrii: fok!
alexandru alexandrii: plitka!
alexandru alexandrii: batarei
alexandru alexandrii: kalorifer!
alexandru alexandrii::))))))))))
alexandru alexandrii: gaz/!
alexandru alexandrii: zajigalka!
alexandru alexandrii: :)
alexandru alexandrii::): )
vicoleta vicoleta: multumesc
vicoleta vicoleta: mai inserbintat
vicoleta vicoleta: da si tii rau tie siai patit
alexandru alexandrii: a...:)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
alexandru alexandrii: am uitat s criu "sarnishi"
alexandru alexandrii: :)) lol

<fofo> da' tot proasta ramai
<blondy21> nu sunt proasta
<fofo> dovedeste-mi
<fofo> cat face 2+2-2
<blondy21> 6

[21:10:15] <`SaYd> liudi saliut cine ma ajuta sa abnavlesk proshivka la nokia 5610?
[21:10:26] * X sets mode: +l 101
[21:10:35] <+zakon`> `SaYd asculta aici ..
[21:10:45] <taniusa> buna seara :O
[21:10:50] <+zakon`> `SaYd iai telefonu .. scoti din urma kri6ka ..!
[21:10:57] <`SaYd> si
[21:10:59] <+zakon`> `SaYd .. skoti cartela.. pui kri6ka la loc ..!
[21:11:04] <+zakon`> `SaYd deschizi fereastra..
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[21:11:11] <+zakon`> `SaYd sh il arunshi nax.. kat ai departe.!
[21:11:14] <+zakon`> mai*
[21:11:24] <`SaYd> mde

Игра на вечер. Реально помогает после тяжелого рабочего дня.

Для игры Вам понадобится: Человек (Вы сами), ванная с натянутыми над ней верёвками-лесками для сушки белья, колготки.

Как играть: Надеваете колготки попой на голову, залезаете в ванну, встаёте в ней в полный рост, ноги (колготочные, не свои) забрасываете на верёвки для сушки белья. Медленно трогаетесь с места и делаете несколько шагов вперёд. Вы – троллейбус.
Если при этом надеть лыжи – получается трамвай. А если надеть лыжи и налить в ванну воды – получается речной трамвай, а если в ванну с водой уронить включенный фен, то получится электричка, а если выключить свет и одеть налобный фонарик, то Вы – метро.
А если добавить в воду керосина, то получится самолет, если при этом в воде останется фен – все, капец, Вы – ракета!

[17:27] <@Iepurash`> !unban *!*@freakyutza.users.undernet.org snu ti vad animalo
[17:27] <@OpsMaster> Iepurash` FAILED: wey shiocan, tu shi chiar eshti chior nu vedzi ca nui nish un ban mlea =)

[18:18] (@MrHustler) da\' ce plm faci :))
[18:18] (@Misteriosul) Ma duc afara\'
[18:18] (@MrHustler) si ce faci?
[18:18] (@MrHustler) :}
[18:18] (@Misteriosul) Rad
[18:18] (@Misteriosul) =)
[18:18] (@MrHustler) fumezi?
[18:18] (@Misteriosul) NU
[18:18] (@MrHustler) Misteriosul apuca-te de invatitura :P~
[18:18] (@Misteriosul) Oricum
[18:19] (@Misteriosul) AM uitat ce`am vrut sa zic =))
[18:19] (@MrHustler) LoL
[18:19] (@MrHustler) :))))))))))))))))))

<zeuss_> sorry bha
<zeuss_> eu cautam ip liber
<zeuss_> :)
<`hollyman> Te rog frumos fara bha.... ca nu ne-am tras de chiloti :)
<zeuss_> scuzatima
<`hollyman> Np
<JoePesci> `hollyman vreau sa ma trag de chiloti cu tine ;))

O doamna vine la serviciu cu o vanataie la ochi. Este intrebata:
- Cine a facut asta?
- Sotul.
- Dar noi ne gandeam ca este in deplasare.
- Si eu m-am gandit asa

<Inkognito`> kry-: aici unde traiesc eu, e padure alaturi, si sunt niste tzantzari cat capul meu de mare, astia daca te musca, te trezesti cu juma de cap umflat
<Inkognito`> :))
<kry-> :D
<Miska> ewew