[21:37:53] <dorit1> sal, le ai cu trasu besinilor? m-ar intere asta
[21:38:00] <Lolyta_> :)
[21:38:15] <Lolyta_> dc ?
[21:38:32] <dorit1> ma excita asta,uneori
[21:38:37] <Lolyta_> :)
[21:38:37] <Lolyta_> da ?
[21:38:39] <dorit1> depinde de tipa
[21:39:23] <dorit1> le ai sau nu?
[21:40:49] <dorit1> na zi?
[21:41:10] <Lolyta_> pai ma bashasc
[21:41:12] <Lolyta_> dar rar
[21:41:39] <dorit1> de la ce mincare le tragi mai puturoase?
[21:41:48] <Lolyta_> fasole
[21:41:49] <Lolyta_> mazare
[21:42:10] <dorit1> cz ca as rezista la ele?
[21:43:00] <Lolyta_> precis ?
[21:43:09] <Lolyta_> tie iti place sa te beshasti ?
[21:43:18] <dorit1> d c intrebi?
[21:43:40] <Lolyta_> sa stiu daca is puturoase sau nu :>
[21:44:23] <dorit1> dak maminc spanac cu oua ptajite,e clar
[21:45:01] <Lolyta_> ai incercat sa le dai foc ?
[21:45:12] <dorit1> nu
[21:45:18] <dorit1> tu ai incercat?
[21:45:33] <Lolyta_> ma cam tem
[21:45:57] <dorit1> d c?
[21:46:12] <Lolyta_> sa nu iau foc
[21:46:22] <dorit1> vrei sa tin eu bricheta?
[21:46:32] <Lolyta_> nasul mai bine
[21:46:33] <Lolyta_> :)
[21:47:08] <dorit1> cum iti place sa le tragi?fasaite sau cu zgomot?
[21:47:23] <Lolyta_> cu zgomot, ca sa te trezesc din somn, dar tie ?
[21:47:39] <dorit1> fasaite
[21:47:54] <Lolyta_> miroase mai tare alea fasaite
[21:48:05] <dorit1> asa e
[21:48:35] <Lolyta_> amica ta se beshashte ?
[21:48:40] <dorit1> ai vreo pretena care le are mai bine ca tine?
[21:48:56] <Lolyta_> mai bine ca mine nu face nimeni
[21:48:57] <Lolyta_> :D
[21:48:59] <Lolyta_> eu pot tare
[21:49:06] <Lolyta_> si plus la asta sa fie foarte puturoase
21:49:35] <dorit1> cat timp re beshi dupa mazare?
[21:49:44] <Lolyta_> vreo 2 zile
[21:49:51] <Lolyta_> prima dimineata e cea mai dracoasa
[21:49:51] <dorit1> eeeeeeeeeee
[21:50:03] <dorit1> vreau sa le miros
833 [21:38:00] <Lolyta_> :)
[21:38:15] <Lolyta_> dc ?
[21:38:32] <dorit1> ma excita asta,uneori
[21:38:37] <Lolyta_> :)
[21:38:37] <Lolyta_> da ?
[21:38:39] <dorit1> depinde de tipa
[21:39:23] <dorit1> le ai sau nu?
[21:40:49] <dorit1> na zi?
[21:41:10] <Lolyta_> pai ma bashasc
[21:41:12] <Lolyta_> dar rar
[21:41:39] <dorit1> de la ce mincare le tragi mai puturoase?
[21:41:48] <Lolyta_> fasole
[21:41:49] <Lolyta_> mazare
[21:42:10] <dorit1> cz ca as rezista la ele?
[21:43:00] <Lolyta_> precis ?
[21:43:09] <Lolyta_> tie iti place sa te beshasti ?
[21:43:18] <dorit1> d c intrebi?
[21:43:40] <Lolyta_> sa stiu daca is puturoase sau nu :>
[21:44:23] <dorit1> dak maminc spanac cu oua ptajite,e clar
[21:45:01] <Lolyta_> ai incercat sa le dai foc ?
[21:45:12] <dorit1> nu
[21:45:18] <dorit1> tu ai incercat?
[21:45:33] <Lolyta_> ma cam tem
[21:45:57] <dorit1> d c?
[21:46:12] <Lolyta_> sa nu iau foc
[21:46:22] <dorit1> vrei sa tin eu bricheta?
[21:46:32] <Lolyta_> nasul mai bine
[21:46:33] <Lolyta_> :)
[21:47:08] <dorit1> cum iti place sa le tragi?fasaite sau cu zgomot?
[21:47:23] <Lolyta_> cu zgomot, ca sa te trezesc din somn, dar tie ?
[21:47:39] <dorit1> fasaite
[21:47:54] <Lolyta_> miroase mai tare alea fasaite
[21:48:05] <dorit1> asa e
[21:48:35] <Lolyta_> amica ta se beshashte ?
[21:48:40] <dorit1> ai vreo pretena care le are mai bine ca tine?
[21:48:56] <Lolyta_> mai bine ca mine nu face nimeni
[21:48:57] <Lolyta_> :D
[21:48:59] <Lolyta_> eu pot tare
[21:49:06] <Lolyta_> si plus la asta sa fie foarte puturoase
21:49:35] <dorit1> cat timp re beshi dupa mazare?
[21:49:44] <Lolyta_> vreo 2 zile
[21:49:51] <Lolyta_> prima dimineata e cea mai dracoasa
[21:49:51] <dorit1> eeeeeeeeeee
[21:50:03] <dorit1> vreau sa le miros
Sotul vine acasa s-o prinde pe sotie cu amantul in pat... Socat intreaba:
- Ce se intampla aici?
Sotia se uita la amant si zice:
- Ti-am spus ca-i prost?!!
367 - Ce se intampla aici?
Sotia se uita la amant si zice:
- Ti-am spus ca-i prost?!!
[15:05] <IuL\\cK> ursuletze -> fa o laba :))
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[15:05] <Urs> :-<
[15:05] <Urs> daps.
[15:05] <Urs> exact asta faceam.
192 [15:05] * vano- sets mode: +b *!*Iulian@Walker16.users.undernet.org
[15:05] * IuL\\cK was kicked by vano- (Unallowed word/phrase/bad word/te invit pe status)
[15:05] <Urs> :-<
[15:05] <Urs> daps.
[15:05] <Urs> exact asta faceam.
- De ce a creat Dumnezeu intai barbatul?
- Pentru a avea si el o clipa de liniste.
:))
1007 - Pentru a avea si el o clipa de liniste.
:))
<@Necuratul> ce e Homosexual` ?
<ArRmIn-> Pustoaica ce marime la buuci ai ?
<@Necuratul> Homosexual` nu e treaba mea :D
<@Necuratul> am nervi ca m-ai refuzat :D
<Homosexual`> ok
<Homosexual`> atunci ies
214 <ArRmIn-> Pustoaica ce marime la buuci ai ?
<@Necuratul> Homosexual` nu e treaba mea :D
<@Necuratul> am nervi ca m-ai refuzat :D
<Homosexual`> ok
<Homosexual`> atunci ies
- Stii, a murit seful nostru!
- Da, stiu. Dar de dimineata ma tot intreb, cine a murit impreuna cu el?
- Cum adica, impreuna cu el?
- Aici e scris: "Impreuna cu el a murit unul din profesionistii nostri cei mai buni"!
890 - Da, stiu. Dar de dimineata ma tot intreb, cine a murit impreuna cu el?
- Cum adica, impreuna cu el?
- Aici e scris: "Impreuna cu el a murit unul din profesionistii nostri cei mai buni"!
(11:12:52) (@Indubitabil) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVxa72cC6zc
(11:12:58) (@Indubitabil) vano` ia uite
(11:12:59) (@Indubitabil) :-D
(11:13:01) (@Das`) kry salut =)
(11:13:03) (@vano`) Indubitabil sh sii cu linku ista ?
(11:13:10) (@Indubitabil) vano` e virusat
(11:13:14) (@Das`) lol
(11:13:15) (@vano`) cine ?
(11:13:20) (@Das`) Vaneaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa nu intra
(11:13:22) (@Das`) e virus
(11:13:22) (@Das`) :D
(11:13:26) (@Indubitabil) :-))
(11:13:46) (@vano`) Das` da las sa shie .. ca nie nii po barabanu ..
(11:13:52) (@vano`) Das` dau un restart sh so dus virusu lui pe pleasha
(11:13:58) • A intrat: m24ch (~singur_ac@host-static-93-116-234-13.moldtelecom.md) pe #chisinau
(11:14:00) (@Das`) )
(11:14:01) (@Indubitabil) LoL :)))
41 (11:12:58) (@Indubitabil) vano` ia uite
(11:12:59) (@Indubitabil) :-D
(11:13:01) (@Das`) kry salut =)
(11:13:03) (@vano`) Indubitabil sh sii cu linku ista ?
(11:13:10) (@Indubitabil) vano` e virusat
(11:13:14) (@Das`) lol
(11:13:15) (@vano`) cine ?
(11:13:20) (@Das`) Vaneaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa nu intra
(11:13:22) (@Das`) e virus
(11:13:22) (@Das`) :D
(11:13:26) (@Indubitabil) :-))
(11:13:46) (@vano`) Das` da las sa shie .. ca nie nii po barabanu ..
(11:13:52) (@vano`) Das` dau un restart sh so dus virusu lui pe pleasha
(11:13:58) • A intrat: m24ch (~singur_ac@host-static-93-116-234-13.moldtelecom.md) pe #chisinau
(11:14:00) (@Das`) )
(11:14:01) (@Indubitabil) LoL :)))
}11:55{ <gladiatore> ciao, sono Mario da Roma.
}11:56{ <Tesoro`Dolce> si?
}11:56{ <Tesoro`Dolce> i quanti anni hai?
}11:56{ <gladiatore> certo
}11:56{ <Tesoro`Dolce> :)
}11:56{ <gladiatore> 40
}11:56{ <Tesoro`Dolce> ooo
}11:56{ <Tesoro`Dolce> piu grande per me
}11:56{ <gladiatore> tu?
}11:57{ <Tesoro`Dolce> e
}11:57{ <Tesoro`Dolce> sono piu piccola
}11:58{ <gladiatore> anni?
}11:59{ <Tesoro`Dolce> 18
}11:59{ <gladiatore> piccola
}11:59{ <gladiatore> ciao
1041 }11:56{ <Tesoro`Dolce> si?
}11:56{ <Tesoro`Dolce> i quanti anni hai?
}11:56{ <gladiatore> certo
}11:56{ <Tesoro`Dolce> :)
}11:56{ <gladiatore> 40
}11:56{ <Tesoro`Dolce> ooo
}11:56{ <Tesoro`Dolce> piu grande per me
}11:56{ <gladiatore> tu?
}11:57{ <Tesoro`Dolce> e
}11:57{ <Tesoro`Dolce> sono piu piccola
}11:58{ <gladiatore> anni?
}11:59{ <Tesoro`Dolce> 18
}11:59{ <gladiatore> piccola
}11:59{ <gladiatore> ciao
[00:53:46] <vano> reza all
[00:57:00] * @`MarcyLove Hello
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[00:58:15] <@Radiolive|> vano , Ce cauti pe aici ?
[00:58:45] <vano> matinca am s fuck yoo part de pe aisi cu tatz botzii estea ibucie
[00:58:46] <@Radiolive|> .. mda pana cand ?!
[00:58:58] <vano> amu cheat
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[00:59:40] <+Gladiator> hahha
919 [00:57:00] * @`MarcyLove Hello
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[00:58:15] <@Radiolive|> vano , Ce cauti pe aici ?
[00:58:45] <vano> matinca am s fuck yoo part de pe aisi cu tatz botzii estea ibucie
[00:58:46] <@Radiolive|> .. mda pana cand ?!
[00:58:58] <vano> amu cheat
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[00:59:40] <+Gladiator> hahha
[08:58:40] <Dj`Pacu> care e comnanda de silence ?
[08:58:53] <bandit> Dj`Pacu /ignore *
977 [08:58:53] <bandit> Dj`Pacu /ignore *
Doi programatori intr-un bar: Vezi tipa aceia? Vezi ce (properties) are? Da. Am (testat-o) aseara... sunt read-only
937 (12:24) <Dark`Princes> un pricol am vazut
(12:24) <Dark`Princes> 3 patzani cu un perezevativ la o fata :)))
(12:24) <Dark`Princes> l-au rupt intamplator
(12:24) <Dark`Princes> shi nu stiau deam cum sa-l mai imbrace
(12:24) <Dark`Princes> shi il legau
(12:24) <Dark`Princes> important sa se tina
(12:24) <Dark`Princes> :)))
Dark`Princes is iuli4ka@mafiotka.users.undernet.org * eu_ard
648 (12:24) <Dark`Princes> 3 patzani cu un perezevativ la o fata :)))
(12:24) <Dark`Princes> l-au rupt intamplator
(12:24) <Dark`Princes> shi nu stiau deam cum sa-l mai imbrace
(12:24) <Dark`Princes> shi il legau
(12:24) <Dark`Princes> important sa se tina
(12:24) <Dark`Princes> :)))
Dark`Princes is iuli4ka@mafiotka.users.undernet.org * eu_ard
<_tigrutza> amush sa imi pun nicku de razboari:)))
* _tigrutza is now known as _Zladeyka
344 * _tigrutza is now known as _Zladeyka
[10/09/13:58] <Buric`> +))
[10/09/13:59] <PuShiST^i> *** variante de aestea ***
[10/09/13:59] <PuShiST^i> shi parca nu shtii
[10/09/14:00] <PuShiST^i> ladna
[10/09/14:00] <PuShiST^i> eu mu
[10/09/14:00] <PuShiST^i> :)
[10/09/14:01] <Buric`> tu MU ? da eu jtiem ca tu MU
[10/09/14:01] <Buric`> +)))))))
801 [10/09/13:59] <PuShiST^i> *** variante de aestea ***
[10/09/13:59] <PuShiST^i> shi parca nu shtii
[10/09/14:00] <PuShiST^i> ladna
[10/09/14:00] <PuShiST^i> eu mu
[10/09/14:00] <PuShiST^i> :)
[10/09/14:01] <Buric`> tu MU ? da eu jtiem ca tu MU
[10/09/14:01] <Buric`> +)))))))
[11:31:33] (mandrei): _Prof_ we vaca
[11:31:41] (mandrei): di si eu nu stiu neka despre intylnire?
[11:31:45] (+_Prof_): mandrei si?
[11:31:47] (+_Prof_): hm
[11:31:54] (+_Prof_): deatita ca-s vaca shtoli?
[11:31:54] (+_Prof_): :-\\\"
[11:31:59] (Das`): lol
[11:32:06] (mandrei): cel mai probabil
[11:32:11] (mandrei): :)
[11:32:13] (Das`): :))))))))
[11:32:14] (+_Prof_): ap si ma mai intreghi
913 [11:31:41] (mandrei): di si eu nu stiu neka despre intylnire?
[11:31:45] (+_Prof_): mandrei si?
[11:31:47] (+_Prof_): hm
[11:31:54] (+_Prof_): deatita ca-s vaca shtoli?
[11:31:54] (+_Prof_): :-\\\"
[11:31:59] (Das`): lol
[11:32:06] (mandrei): cel mai probabil
[11:32:11] (mandrei): :)
[11:32:13] (Das`): :))))))))
[11:32:14] (+_Prof_): ap si ma mai intreghi
[13:08] <Nataly> ты тут?)
[13:08] <Zombie34> da
[13:16] <Nataly> <Singurelul> ti jenata?
[13:16] <Nataly> :D
[13:16] <Zombie34> ))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))0
[13:16] <Zombie34> nu maloli
[13:16] <Zombie34> :DDD
[13:16] <Nataly> <Nataly> ага у мен% есть жена
[13:16] <Nataly> <Singurelul> sto ti pareni?
[13:16] <Nataly> <Singurelul> ti razve ne jenshina/
[13:16] <Nataly> <Singurelul> ?
[13:17] <Nataly> :D:D:D
[13:17] <Zombie34> loooooollll
[13:17] <Nataly> <Nataly> % трансвистит
[13:17] <Nataly> :D
960 [13:08] <Zombie34> da
[13:16] <Nataly> <Singurelul> ti jenata?
[13:16] <Nataly> :D
[13:16] <Zombie34> ))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))0
[13:16] <Zombie34> nu maloli
[13:16] <Zombie34> :DDD
[13:16] <Nataly> <Nataly> ага у мен% есть жена
[13:16] <Nataly> <Singurelul> sto ti pareni?
[13:16] <Nataly> <Singurelul> ti razve ne jenshina/
[13:16] <Nataly> <Singurelul> ?
[13:17] <Nataly> :D:D:D
[13:17] <Zombie34> loooooollll
[13:17] <Nataly> <Nataly> % трансвистит
[13:17] <Nataly> :D
х: ты меня игнорируешь?
y: Я спал вообще-то :)
x: а чего комп не вырубаешь на ночь?
y: Комп - это не только ценный интернет, но и 3-4 градуса цельсия, батареи не топят :(
289 y: Я спал вообще-то :)
x: а чего комп не вырубаешь на ночь?
y: Комп - это не только ценный интернет, но и 3-4 градуса цельсия, батареи не топят :(
Secretara ii spune sefului:
- Am doua noutati - una buna si una rea, cu care incep?
- Cu cea rea...
- Inspectorul economic ne-a pus amenda, ultimul nostru contract nu mai este valabil, cineva va cauta mereu...
- Care e cea buna?
- Vom avea un copil, scumpule!
774 - Am doua noutati - una buna si una rea, cu care incep?
- Cu cea rea...
- Inspectorul economic ne-a pus amenda, ultimul nostru contract nu mai este valabil, cineva va cauta mereu...
- Care e cea buna?
- Vom avea un copil, scumpule!
O blonda merge la doctor si se plange ca o dor toate.
-Domnule doctor, daca ma ating cu degetul pe cap ma doare, daca ma ating pe picior ma doare... Si, la fel, toate o dor: degetul, capul, piciorul.
-Ma dor toate. Ce am?
Doctorul:
-Esti blonda naturala?
Blonda:
-Da
Doctorul:
-Atunci e clar ai degetul rupt
830 -Domnule doctor, daca ma ating cu degetul pe cap ma doare, daca ma ating pe picior ma doare... Si, la fel, toate o dor: degetul, capul, piciorul.
-Ma dor toate. Ce am?
Doctorul:
-Esti blonda naturala?
Blonda:
-Da
Doctorul:
-Atunci e clar ai degetul rupt
Он: Слушай, я там телефон забыл. можешь выключить его, а то звонить будут.
Она: Тебе смс пришло от Сергей Борисыча...
Он: Б%я...
Она: Говорит, что он \\\"скучала без тебя этой ночью\\\"...
Он: Вещи мои собрала?
Она: Да, лежат около двери.
89 Она: Тебе смс пришло от Сергей Борисыча...
Он: Б%я...
Она: Говорит, что он \\\"скучала без тебя этой ночью\\\"...
Он: Вещи мои собрала?
Она: Да, лежат около двери.
(Legionarul): am o problema
(savvy): Iar?
(Legionarul): dami a 2 comanda sa loghez useru
(savvy): A 2 comanda?)
(Legionarul): da mah
(Legionarul): aia cu mode
(savvy): /mode Legionarul +x
(Legionarul): ok
(Legionarul): porta34 No such channel
(savvy): /mode Legionarul +x
(savvy): Ce porta
(savvy): Esti nebun?
(Legionarul): pai porta este useru
(Legionarul): ok
(Legionarul): legionaru No such channel
(savvy): legionarul
(Legionarul): tancks raman dator frate
(Legionarul): imi da cineva rooturi si chaluri
(Legionarul): si cum nu stiu sa le folosesc ti le dau tie
(savvy): chaluri?
(Legionarul): cheluri
(savvy): shelluri?
111 (savvy): Iar?
(Legionarul): dami a 2 comanda sa loghez useru
(savvy): A 2 comanda?)
(Legionarul): da mah
(Legionarul): aia cu mode
(savvy): /mode Legionarul +x
(Legionarul): ok
(Legionarul): porta34 No such channel
(savvy): /mode Legionarul +x
(savvy): Ce porta
(savvy): Esti nebun?
(Legionarul): pai porta este useru
(Legionarul): ok
(Legionarul): legionaru No such channel
(savvy): legionarul
(Legionarul): tancks raman dator frate
(Legionarul): imi da cineva rooturi si chaluri
(Legionarul): si cum nu stiu sa le folosesc ti le dau tie
(savvy): chaluri?
(Legionarul): cheluri
(savvy): shelluri?
Sotia (romantic):
- Scumpule, mai ti-i minte, cum m-ai cerut in casatorie? Eu atunci am si pierdut pe o ora darul vorbirii!
Sotul:
- Da!!! A fost cea mai fericita ora in viata mea!
519 - Scumpule, mai ti-i minte, cum m-ai cerut in casatorie? Eu atunci am si pierdut pe o ora darul vorbirii!
Sotul:
- Da!!! A fost cea mai fericita ora in viata mea!
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[20.48.25] AnuscA: a fost si azi soare frumos la voi?
[20.48.34] AnuscA: :P
[20.48.58] AnuscA: si maine va fi si poate si simbata sa ma imbrac in fusta vreau........
[20.49.05] AnuscA: ma dau in gatiri
[20.50.08] `romEo: mmm
[20.50.13] `romEo: fusta asta bine :D
[20.50.17] `romEo: da sub fust? :D
[20.50.23] AnuscA: am o zi de nastere
[20.50.52] AnuscA: fara nebunii de a tale ...ca
[20.50.55] `romEo: :))
[20.51.05] `romEo: cum sub fusta ai zi de nastere ))))))))))))))))))
[20.51.13] `romEo: =))
[20.52.11] AnuscA: cauti tu nustiu ce?!am sa-ti rup nasul
- Nu stiti, ce-i cu strasnicia aceasta?
- E sotia mea.
- Vai, imi cer scuze, am facut o prostie!
- Nu, eu am facut o prostie.
291 - E sotia mea.
- Vai, imi cer scuze, am facut o prostie!
- Nu, eu am facut o prostie.
- Doctore, dati-mi pastile pentru zgarcenie, si cat mai multe, cat mai multe!!! :)))
536 [22:48] <MaTrIxBR> why? ( Pronuntie : uai )
637 10 cei mai vorbaretzi: 1. Chisinau(14358) 2. DJ_TINW(12121) 3. `SaYd(11533) 4. Adalya(5885) 5. Syaa(5624) 6. w32(5336) 7. ^Dj_kid^(4415) 8. kry(4070) 9. censored-(3911) 10. Igorash(3899)
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<^Dj_kid^> iiiii
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<^Dj_kid^> deam a 7
<censored> ^Dj_kid^ degraba ultimul .. :P
<^Dj_kid^> dap
<^Dj_kid^> eu vreu ultimu
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<^Dj_kid^> da tot intre primii se primeshte
<censored> ^Dj_kid^ pai tacvi vrio luna si ai sa fii .. :P
<^Dj_kid^> =))))))
<^Dj_kid^> ma inadush daca tak
<^Dj_kid^> =))))))
calu ii al doilea
<`SaYd> :D
<^Dj_kid^> =))
<^Dj_kid^> el nui nui da fashe triaba
<`SaYd> capra tu si az nai minkat casha ca esti a 7-lea?:))))))))))))
<^Dj_kid^> =)))
<^Dj_kid^> da eu nu vreu sa fiu a 7 eu vapshe nu vreu sa fiu
<^Dj_kid^> park alaltaeri eram a 9
<`SaYd> progres alaltaeri a 9 az deja a 7 (rastiosh na glazah):)))))))))))))))))))))
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<^Dj_kid^> iiiii
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<^Dj_kid^> deam a 7
<censored> ^Dj_kid^ degraba ultimul .. :P
<^Dj_kid^> dap
<^Dj_kid^> eu vreu ultimu
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<^Dj_kid^> da tot intre primii se primeshte
<censored> ^Dj_kid^ pai tacvi vrio luna si ai sa fii .. :P
<^Dj_kid^> =))))))
<^Dj_kid^> ma inadush daca tak
<^Dj_kid^> =))))))
calu ii al doilea
<`SaYd> :D
<^Dj_kid^> =))
<^Dj_kid^> el nui nui da fashe triaba
<`SaYd> capra tu si az nai minkat casha ca esti a 7-lea?:))))))))))))
<^Dj_kid^> =)))
<^Dj_kid^> da eu nu vreu sa fiu a 7 eu vapshe nu vreu sa fiu
<^Dj_kid^> park alaltaeri eram a 9
<`SaYd> progres alaltaeri a 9 az deja a 7 (rastiosh na glazah):)))))))))))))))))))))
[08:36:31] <Adr|an`> Veninul^^^ i`auzi si asta
[08:36:32] <Adr|an`> Echipa de profesioniste sonorizam de la microfon pina ne ardem la final.
[08:36:42] <Veninul^^^> :)))))))))))))
[08:36:48] <Adr|an`> Salon de masaj erotic, oferim servicii suplimentare. Faringe si intestin gros.
[08:38:59] <Adr|an`> Taurita ; sportiv , iubesc animalele , calatoriile si lectura , nu vei gresi dorindu-ma . Tel : 0722473526 minus anul Revolutiei . Cris
[08:39:59] <Adr|an`> Caut barbat cu serviciu sau apartament , serios , de caracter , 40-60 ani .Eu doamna simpatica , sensibila ,cu caracter si pregatire intelectuala . Magdalena .
366 [08:36:32] <Adr|an`> Echipa de profesioniste sonorizam de la microfon pina ne ardem la final.
[08:36:42] <Veninul^^^> :)))))))))))))
[08:36:48] <Adr|an`> Salon de masaj erotic, oferim servicii suplimentare. Faringe si intestin gros.
[08:38:59] <Adr|an`> Taurita ; sportiv , iubesc animalele , calatoriile si lectura , nu vei gresi dorindu-ma . Tel : 0722473526 minus anul Revolutiei . Cris
[08:39:59] <Adr|an`> Caut barbat cu serviciu sau apartament , serios , de caracter , 40-60 ani .Eu doamna simpatica , sensibila ,cu caracter si pregatire intelectuala . Magdalena .
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[12:22] <Urs> !banmask *loh*!*@* Schimba-ti nickul si revino.
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In fiinta umana 80% este apa. In internet - 99,9%.
1016 [15:14:36] (+Urs): vin la cluj, te iau de cap si ti-l bag in cur
[15:14:43] (+Urs): sa faci tumbe cand mergi
[15:14:44] (+Urs): <3
[15:15:00] (@kry): Urs - am mai vazut eu curajosi din astia ...
[15:15:06] (@kry): dar curajosi virgini mai rar :)
[15:15:10] (+Das`): lol
[15:15:10] (+Urs): :))
[15:15:13] (+Urs): ce sa fac frateeeeeeeeeee
[15:15:16] (+Urs): daca sunt gayy
[15:15:21] (+Urs): nu ma accepta nimeni
348 [15:14:43] (+Urs): sa faci tumbe cand mergi
[15:14:44] (+Urs): <3
[15:15:00] (@kry): Urs - am mai vazut eu curajosi din astia ...
[15:15:06] (@kry): dar curajosi virgini mai rar :)
[15:15:10] (+Das`): lol
[15:15:10] (+Urs): :))
[15:15:13] (+Urs): ce sa fac frateeeeeeeeeee
[15:15:16] (+Urs): daca sunt gayy
[15:15:21] (+Urs): nu ma accepta nimeni
<+Lia}{> Buric- ...ple
<+Lia}{> iar incepi ?
<Buric-> nu
<Buric-> termin
<Buric-> cand ma uit la voi
<Buric-> :))))))))
763 <+Lia}{> iar incepi ?
<Buric-> nu
<Buric-> termin
<Buric-> cand ma uit la voi
<Buric-> :))))))))
[02:31:32] <Akiles> if > veshted... then < destept... else = user normal =)))))))
30 [09:06:13] <Tinarut23> caut femeie intre 30-45 ani din arad care vrea sa vb cu un baiat tinar,prv me plz
[09:06:30] <_DISCRETA}{_> Tinarut23 ia`o pe mama!!:)))
[09:06:33] <_DISCRETA}{_> are 39
[09:06:55] <Veninul^^^> inca e buna soacramea
[09:06:57] <Veninul^^^> :))
[09:07:00] <_DISCRETA}{_> exact iubi!
[09:07:02] <_DISCRETA}{_> :)))
[09:07:11] <Veninul^^^> sper sa nu vin vreodata ametit acasa :))
205 [09:06:30] <_DISCRETA}{_> Tinarut23 ia`o pe mama!!:)))
[09:06:33] <_DISCRETA}{_> are 39
[09:06:55] <Veninul^^^> inca e buna soacramea
[09:06:57] <Veninul^^^> :))
[09:07:00] <_DISCRETA}{_> exact iubi!
[09:07:02] <_DISCRETA}{_> :)))
[09:07:11] <Veninul^^^> sper sa nu vin vreodata ametit acasa :))
Un barbat statea impreuna cu sotia sa pe marginea unei prapastii . Femeia se plangea ca ii este cald .... asa ca barbatul, binevoitor, i-a facut vant...!
784 <_psihologul{> stai sa`ni mai torn un pahar si amush citesc
<_psihologul{> ashteapta
<_psihologul{> bratuha
<_psihologul{> da numa mai rar si mai inshet oleak
<^Dj_kid^> sa maresk skrisu???
<_psihologul{> bre eu ma rid ca ti rizi tu da tu di shi ti rizi ?????
^Dj_kid^> de tine ka nu te rizi
<_psihologul{> =)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
<_psihologul{> nu shtiem shi sa scriu shi m`am ris
<_psihologul{> eu shi amu ma rid dupa shi am scris
<_psihologul{> =)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
<^Dj_kid^> tashi we ka morrrrrrrrrr
<_psihologul{> da...ladna zui anigdot ca n`am inteles
<_psihologul{> stai si mai beu
<^Dj_kid^> stai sa kopii pe bashmd
<^Dj_kid^> =)))))))))))))))))))))))))
<|Chisinau> (BashMD) BashMD.org - citate amuzante ale online-ului moldav. :)
<^Dj_kid^> v temu
<_psihologul{> pipetzzzzzzzz
<_psihologul{> 4iota pi mine ma rupe
<_psihologul{> =)))))))))dj _kid sa ti ajiut sa copii ???eu dak sheva am un znakomii care poat sa faca kak raz dlia basmmmd =)))))))))
<_psihologul{> karo4i..vorba multa..sarashia omului
<_psihologul{> stai sa`ni torn
<_psihologul{> hai norok
<_psihologul{> nee...eu vreu sa zik un toast
<_psihologul{> dj_kid, ma vezi ?
<^Dj_kid^> =))))))))))
86 <_psihologul{> ashteapta
<_psihologul{> bratuha
<_psihologul{> da numa mai rar si mai inshet oleak
<^Dj_kid^> sa maresk skrisu???
<_psihologul{> bre eu ma rid ca ti rizi tu da tu di shi ti rizi ?????
^Dj_kid^> de tine ka nu te rizi
<_psihologul{> =)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
<_psihologul{> nu shtiem shi sa scriu shi m`am ris
<_psihologul{> eu shi amu ma rid dupa shi am scris
<_psihologul{> =)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
<^Dj_kid^> tashi we ka morrrrrrrrrr
<_psihologul{> da...ladna zui anigdot ca n`am inteles
<_psihologul{> stai si mai beu
<^Dj_kid^> stai sa kopii pe bashmd
<^Dj_kid^> =)))))))))))))))))))))))))
<|Chisinau> (BashMD) BashMD.org - citate amuzante ale online-ului moldav. :)
<^Dj_kid^> v temu
<_psihologul{> pipetzzzzzzzz
<_psihologul{> 4iota pi mine ma rupe
<_psihologul{> =)))))))))dj _kid sa ti ajiut sa copii ???eu dak sheva am un znakomii care poat sa faca kak raz dlia basmmmd =)))))))))
<_psihologul{> karo4i..vorba multa..sarashia omului
<_psihologul{> stai sa`ni torn
<_psihologul{> hai norok
<_psihologul{> nee...eu vreu sa zik un toast
<_psihologul{> dj_kid, ma vezi ?
<^Dj_kid^> =))))))))))
Leul cheama toate animalele si le spune:
- Cei frumosi - in stanga, iar cei destepti - in dreapta.
Toate animalele s-au despartit, numai maimuta a ramas pe loc.
- Dar tu ce faci? - intreaba leul.
- Eu ce, sa ma rup in doua?
811 - Cei frumosi - in stanga, iar cei destepti - in dreapta.
Toate animalele s-au despartit, numai maimuta a ramas pe loc.
- Dar tu ce faci? - intreaba leul.
- Eu ce, sa ma rup in doua?
[03:00:27] <@bandit> nii neo povestit
[03:00:28] <@bandit> Iulia
[03:00:29] <@bandit> despre
[03:00:30] <@bandit> park
[03:00:33] <@bandit> cum vine la citron
[03:00:35] <@bandit> rapanos ca o suca
[03:00:39] <@CrazyMann> ajajjaja
[03:00:40] <@bandit> ca lucra grushik la piata
[03:00:41] <@CrazyMann> ;)
[03:00:44] <@CrazyMann> de ce ca o ?
[03:00:45] <@bandit> si toti s radeu de dansu
[03:00:45] <@CrazyMann> ;))
[03:00:48] <@bandit> si nu avei ochi sal vada
[03:00:52] <@bandit> ca is zaebitzi de dansu
[03:01:05] <@bandit> ladna vseo nb
[03:01:10] <@bandit> ca dim treb sma duc in orash
[03:01:12] <@CrazyMann> el e download/upload adicted ;)
[03:01:28] <@CrazyMann> da prescurtat down/up adicted
[03:01:30] <@CrazyMann> ;))))))
[03:01:34] <@CrazyMann> ladn nb
[03:01:41] <@bandit> park away
[03:02:00] <@bandit> park away down/up adicted
[03:02:04] <@bandit> CrazyMann
[03:02:05] <@bandit> asha ?
[03:02:33] <@CrazyMann> :))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
[03:02:35] <@CrazyMann> OMG
[03:02:43] <@CrazyMann> jestoka mlea
331 [03:00:28] <@bandit> Iulia
[03:00:29] <@bandit> despre
[03:00:30] <@bandit> park
[03:00:33] <@bandit> cum vine la citron
[03:00:35] <@bandit> rapanos ca o suca
[03:00:39] <@CrazyMann> ajajjaja
[03:00:40] <@bandit> ca lucra grushik la piata
[03:00:41] <@CrazyMann> ;)
[03:00:44] <@CrazyMann> de ce ca o ?
[03:00:45] <@bandit> si toti s radeu de dansu
[03:00:45] <@CrazyMann> ;))
[03:00:48] <@bandit> si nu avei ochi sal vada
[03:00:52] <@bandit> ca is zaebitzi de dansu
[03:01:05] <@bandit> ladna vseo nb
[03:01:10] <@bandit> ca dim treb sma duc in orash
[03:01:12] <@CrazyMann> el e download/upload adicted ;)
[03:01:28] <@CrazyMann> da prescurtat down/up adicted
[03:01:30] <@CrazyMann> ;))))))
[03:01:34] <@CrazyMann> ladn nb
[03:01:41] <@bandit> park away
[03:02:00] <@bandit> park away down/up adicted
[03:02:04] <@bandit> CrazyMann
[03:02:05] <@bandit> asha ?
[03:02:33] <@CrazyMann> :))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
[03:02:35] <@CrazyMann> OMG
[03:02:43] <@CrazyMann> jestoka mlea
«13:00:09 » <vadymash> !deop Giku NaRc0TiKa Iepuras|nu`s Absyntha`
«13:00:16 » <vadymash> plm
«13:00:18 » <vadymash> @
«13:00:18 » * X sets mode: +o vadymash
«13:00:20 » * vadymash sets mode: -ooo Giku Iepuras|nu`s NaRc0TiKa
«13:00:20 » * OpsMasteR sets mode: -o+b vadymash *!?Vadim@*.undernet.org
«13:00:20 » * vadymash was kicked by OpsMasteR (don't deop my friends, bud)
914 «13:00:16 » <vadymash> plm
«13:00:18 » <vadymash> @
«13:00:18 » * X sets mode: +o vadymash
«13:00:20 » * vadymash sets mode: -ooo Giku Iepuras|nu`s NaRc0TiKa
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<@animeon-> am auzit ca esti smecher mah...mi-a zis un prieten ca ai batut 3 sate pustii si 1 fara oameni..
616 sposib sa te dezbaieri de o fata =))
<_psihologul{> asa\"s eu
<_psihologul{> da si sunt curvari ...cred ca nu ai nevoie de asa ceva, nu ??
<sweet_girl> eu nu am nevoie de asa ceva
<_psihologul{> ei..vezi =)
167 <_psihologul{> asa\"s eu
<_psihologul{> da si sunt curvari ...cred ca nu ai nevoie de asa ceva, nu ??
<sweet_girl> eu nu am nevoie de asa ceva
<_psihologul{> ei..vezi =)
Doua blonde stau de vorba. Prima ii spune celeilalte:
- Stii, ieri mi-am facut testul de sarcina!
Cealalta, foarte curioasa, intreaba:
- Si au fost grele intrebarile?
657 - Stii, ieri mi-am facut testul de sarcina!
Cealalta, foarte curioasa, intreaba:
- Si au fost grele intrebarile?
Prietenia intre femei:
O femeie nu a ajuns acasa intr-o noapte. In urmatoarea dimineata i-a spus sotului ca a adormit la o prietena. Pentru ca sa verifice el a sunat la cele mai bune zece prietene ale nevestei. Nici una nu stia nimic despre cele intamplate.
Prietania intre barbati:
Un barbat nu a ajuns acasa intr-o noapte. In urmatoarea dimineata i-a spus sotiei ca a dormit la un prieten. Pentru ca sa verifice ea a sunat la cei mai buni 10 prieteni ai sotului. Opt dintre ei au confirmat ca a dormit la ei, doi au explicat ca inca este acolo.
10 O femeie nu a ajuns acasa intr-o noapte. In urmatoarea dimineata i-a spus sotului ca a adormit la o prietena. Pentru ca sa verifice el a sunat la cele mai bune zece prietene ale nevestei. Nici una nu stia nimic despre cele intamplate.
Prietania intre barbati:
Un barbat nu a ajuns acasa intr-o noapte. In urmatoarea dimineata i-a spus sotiei ca a dormit la un prieten. Pentru ca sa verifice ea a sunat la cei mai buni 10 prieteni ai sotului. Opt dintre ei au confirmat ca a dormit la ei, doi au explicat ca inca este acolo.
crys_1990: cristi_ro: cum alimentez laptop-ul? direct din priza.?
PAPU: da
PAPU: tai mufa de la transformator belesti firele si le bagi in priza
cristi_ro: pai aici zice de 12 volt
PAPU: e vrajala ma daca bagi direct la priza merge mai repede
cristi_ro: k
cristi_ro: asteapta
PAPU: baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa am glumit tampitule nu baga
PAPU: baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa am glumit tampitule nu baga
cristi_ro: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA A IESIT FUM DIN EL CE MORTII MATII MIAI
FACUT
cristi_ro: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
cristi_ro: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
cristi_ro: ba cretinule nu era al meu dobitocule ce mortii matii ma fac acum
este negru tot
PAPU: ahhahahahahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahaha........ce terminat a ars
laptopu
479 PAPU: da
PAPU: tai mufa de la transformator belesti firele si le bagi in priza
cristi_ro: pai aici zice de 12 volt
PAPU: e vrajala ma daca bagi direct la priza merge mai repede
cristi_ro: k
cristi_ro: asteapta
PAPU: baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa am glumit tampitule nu baga
PAPU: baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa am glumit tampitule nu baga
cristi_ro: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA A IESIT FUM DIN EL CE MORTII MATII MIAI
FACUT
cristi_ro: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
cristi_ro: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
cristi_ro: ba cretinule nu era al meu dobitocule ce mortii matii ma fac acum
este negru tot
PAPU: ahhahahahahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahaha........ce terminat a ars
laptopu
(16:50:47) <+descreierici> zegheritza am dat sa pic un ip si mam picat pe mine:)))
(16:50:55) <+descreierici> era ip meu ala:))
161 (16:50:55) <+descreierici> era ip meu ala:))
De ce nu poate o blonda sa scrie numarul 11? Pentru ca nu stie pe care 1 sa-l puna in fata.
543 <@|Chisinau> 1,0 (BashMD) Cele mai amuzante citate le gasesti pe http://www.bashmd.org
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<irinuta> da de unde stii chisinaule
<irinuta> ?
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<irinuta> da de unde stii chisinaule
<irinuta> ?
<denis`> salut
<Insomnia_> iar tu
<Insomnia_> buna
<denis`> mai ai skimbi nicurile
<denis`> :)
<Insomnia_> dap
<denis`> dami si nie vreo unul
<denis`> :)
<Insomnia_> uratu;)
1006 <Insomnia_> iar tu
<Insomnia_> buna
<denis`> mai ai skimbi nicurile
<denis`> :)
<Insomnia_> dap
<denis`> dami si nie vreo unul
<denis`> :)
<Insomnia_> uratu;)
(22:25:34) * muie_kN da o pula peste gura la kN_ ca tot nu are ce face :))
(22:25:39) * muie_kN da o pula peste gura la Panzer ca tot nu are ce face :))
(22:25:56) <muie_kN> iesiti afara ma bag pula in gura voastra
(22:26:20) <Picakiu> vezi ca te-or fute astia
(22:26:21) <Picakiu> :))
(22:26:24) <ovidiu_25> =)))
(22:26:28) <muie_kN> ma sug
(22:26:28) <Picakiu> mai mult kN_
(22:26:32) <Picakiu> ca Panzer
(22:26:33) <muie_kN> amandoi
(22:26:49) <Picakiu> daca nu faci fatza ne chemi si pe noi
(22:26:51) <Picakiu> :))
(22:26:51) <muie_kN> kn_ mi-o tine in gura si panzer ma impinge de cur
(22:26:53) <muie_kN> =))))
asta nu se satura :-))
(22:25:39) * muie_kN da o pula peste gura la Panzer ca tot nu are ce face :))
(22:25:56) <muie_kN> iesiti afara ma bag pula in gura voastra
(22:26:20) <Picakiu> vezi ca te-or fute astia
(22:26:21) <Picakiu> :))
(22:26:24) <ovidiu_25> =)))
(22:26:28) <muie_kN> ma sug
(22:26:28) <Picakiu> mai mult kN_
(22:26:32) <Picakiu> ca Panzer
(22:26:33) <muie_kN> amandoi
(22:26:49) <Picakiu> daca nu faci fatza ne chemi si pe noi
(22:26:51) <Picakiu> :))
(22:26:51) <muie_kN> kn_ mi-o tine in gura si panzer ma impinge de cur
(22:26:53) <muie_kN> =))))
asta nu se satura :-))
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