Sta un psihiatru intr-un cabinet pustiu si vorbeste:
- Asa, povestiti-mi, de mult aveti aceste vederi?
50 - Asa, povestiti-mi, de mult aveti aceste vederi?
Perlele profilor...
Va sterg una de va iese parul prin caciula!
În fiecare ora e ultima ora...
Ce-i cu atata galagie, vi s-au urcat hormonii pe lustra?
Poti sa vorbesti în timp ce explici?
Creste în mod ascendent.
Vorbiti, mai, pe rânduri!
V-am jignit eu vreodata, tâmpitilor!
În loc sa-ti para bine, tu râzi!
Avem un cerc de forma rotunda.
Cu programa asta ma mir cum nu iesiti o generatie de handicapati.
La ora de muzica: "Deschide gura ca, daca o tii închisa, nici nu-ti intra, nici nu-ti iese"...(sunetul n.n.).
La ora de geografie: "Lacul Rosu nu se numeste Rosu pentru ca e rosu, ci pentru ca asa i se spune".
La ora de algebra: "Hai Bogdane, rezolva parantezele alea odata, ca se suna!"
Profesorul de sport ajuta o eleva sa sara peste capra: "Nu-ti fie teama. Desfa picioarele, ca de restul ma ocup eu!"
Absent de zi sau de...cum e?
Unde umblii ca o gaina beata?
Sa zicem "munca cât mai calificata" pentru ca "munca calificata" nu prea merge...
Ia mai scoateti-va fesele alea de pe cap !
Aparent aceste lucruri sunt simple, dar daca va ginditi mai bine nu sunt chiar atit de complicate...
Fetita, vino, iesi la tabla! Dar lasa, nu te mai ridica, vino asa!
442 Va sterg una de va iese parul prin caciula!
În fiecare ora e ultima ora...
Ce-i cu atata galagie, vi s-au urcat hormonii pe lustra?
Poti sa vorbesti în timp ce explici?
Creste în mod ascendent.
Vorbiti, mai, pe rânduri!
V-am jignit eu vreodata, tâmpitilor!
În loc sa-ti para bine, tu râzi!
Avem un cerc de forma rotunda.
Cu programa asta ma mir cum nu iesiti o generatie de handicapati.
La ora de muzica: "Deschide gura ca, daca o tii închisa, nici nu-ti intra, nici nu-ti iese"...(sunetul n.n.).
La ora de geografie: "Lacul Rosu nu se numeste Rosu pentru ca e rosu, ci pentru ca asa i se spune".
La ora de algebra: "Hai Bogdane, rezolva parantezele alea odata, ca se suna!"
Profesorul de sport ajuta o eleva sa sara peste capra: "Nu-ti fie teama. Desfa picioarele, ca de restul ma ocup eu!"
Absent de zi sau de...cum e?
Unde umblii ca o gaina beata?
Sa zicem "munca cât mai calificata" pentru ca "munca calificata" nu prea merge...
Ia mai scoateti-va fesele alea de pe cap !
Aparent aceste lucruri sunt simple, dar daca va ginditi mai bine nu sunt chiar atit de complicate...
Fetita, vino, iesi la tabla! Dar lasa, nu te mai ridica, vino asa!
iulik_dub: Aseara am dat la buci lu Shakira ;;)
BABY IULY: lol
iulik_dub: sau plm imi pare ca am visat :|
170 BABY IULY: lol
iulik_dub: sau plm imi pare ca am visat :|
Intreaba Bula pe invatatoare.
-Care este diferenta ditre barbat si femeie?
Raspunde invatatoarea.
-Ce numar de pantof poarta taica-tu la picior?
-43
-Dar maica-ta?
-36
-Vezi? Diferenta e intre picioare.
77 -Care este diferenta ditre barbat si femeie?
Raspunde invatatoarea.
-Ce numar de pantof poarta taica-tu la picior?
-43
-Dar maica-ta?
-36
-Vezi? Diferenta e intre picioare.
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[21:08] <_sweeper_> bellaAliona unde stai?
[21:09] <bellaAliona> ch
[21:09] <bellaAliona> tu
[21:10] <_sweeper_> bellaAliona jiurate. zii sa ai dialup toata viatsa
487 [21:09] <bellaAliona> ch
[21:09] <bellaAliona> tu
[21:10] <_sweeper_> bellaAliona jiurate. zii sa ai dialup toata viatsa
(13:20:56) * @kandy Care stie engleza please slaps me :x
329 <iubitel17> ??????????????
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<iubitel17> si bai ma poti arunca
<The`Fear> =))
<iubitel17> sine te crezi?
<KpecTHbIu`> =))))))))
<The`Fear> iubitel17 :) vad ca nu esti cunoscut cu Mircu
<iubitel17> a?
<The`Fear> Ulma e un bot :)
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<KpecTHbIu`> nu nu
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<The`Fear> are grija de canal, incearca sa spui o prostie
<KpecTHbIu`> si cu voi Ulma eu o padruga
<The`Fear> sa vezi cum stai afara =)
<KpecTHbIu`> %))
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<The`Fear> =)))
<The`Fear> KpecTHbIu =))))
<KpecTHbIu`> iubitel17 hai vrei sa faci cunostinta cu Ulma?
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<KpecTHbIu`> ea vre da tu?
<KpecTHbIu`> %)
<iubitel17> da pentru si mo aruncat,ca nui plase numele?
<^DuLceaTsIKa> :P
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<KpecTHbIu`> %))
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<KpecTHbIu`> iubitel17
<iubitel17> a?
<KpecTHbIu`> vre sa te bata
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<iubitel17> da di si
<iubitel17> ?
<The`Fear> :)))
<KpecTHbIu`> ca vb nasharu
<KpecTHbIu`> %)
<The`Fear> ca meriti =)
<iubitel17> eu?????????/
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<iubitel17> si bai ma poti arunca
<The`Fear> =))
<iubitel17> sine te crezi?
<KpecTHbIu`> =))))))))
<The`Fear> iubitel17 :) vad ca nu esti cunoscut cu Mircu
<iubitel17> a?
<The`Fear> Ulma e un bot :)
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<KpecTHbIu`> nu nu
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<The`Fear> are grija de canal, incearca sa spui o prostie
<KpecTHbIu`> si cu voi Ulma eu o padruga
<The`Fear> sa vezi cum stai afara =)
<KpecTHbIu`> %))
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<The`Fear> =)))
<The`Fear> KpecTHbIu =))))
<KpecTHbIu`> iubitel17 hai vrei sa faci cunostinta cu Ulma?
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<KpecTHbIu`> ea vre da tu?
<KpecTHbIu`> %)
<iubitel17> da pentru si mo aruncat,ca nui plase numele?
<^DuLceaTsIKa> :P
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<KpecTHbIu`> iubitel17
<iubitel17> a?
<KpecTHbIu`> vre sa te bata
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<iubitel17> da di si
<iubitel17> ?
<The`Fear> :)))
<KpecTHbIu`> ca vb nasharu
<KpecTHbIu`> %)
<The`Fear> ca meriti =)
<iubitel17> eu?????????/
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}18:40{ <kiska> sal
}18:40{ <Sashka89> sal
}18:41{ <kiska> asl pls
}18:41{ <Sashka89> 42 m
}18:41{ <Sashka89> tu?
}18:41{ <kiska> ok
}18:41{ <Sashka89> tu?
}18:41{ <kiska> prea mare
}18:41{ <Sashka89> :)))
}18:41{ <Sashka89> da tu cit ?
}18:42{ <kiska> 15
}18:42{ <Sashka89> ;)
}18:42{ <Sashka89> ei cred ca ne potrivim
}18:42{ <Sashka89> :)
}18:42{ <Sashka89> ce zici ?
}18:42{ <kiska> nu chiar
}18:43{ <Sashka89> ei da;)
}18:43{ <Sashka89> mie imi face placere sa vb cu o fetitza de 15-17 ani:)
}18:43{ <Sashka89> eu sunt numai bun pentru tine:)
}18:43{ <kiska> ai o virsta ca la tata meu
}18:44{ <Sashka89> pai` asta nu conteaza :))
}18:44{ <kiska> conteaza
}18:44{ <kiska> nu
}18:44{ <Sashka89> ai sa vezi ca o sa ne inpacam de minune
}18:59{ No such nick
335 }18:40{ <Sashka89> sal
}18:41{ <kiska> asl pls
}18:41{ <Sashka89> 42 m
}18:41{ <Sashka89> tu?
}18:41{ <kiska> ok
}18:41{ <Sashka89> tu?
}18:41{ <kiska> prea mare
}18:41{ <Sashka89> :)))
}18:41{ <Sashka89> da tu cit ?
}18:42{ <kiska> 15
}18:42{ <Sashka89> ;)
}18:42{ <Sashka89> ei cred ca ne potrivim
}18:42{ <Sashka89> :)
}18:42{ <Sashka89> ce zici ?
}18:42{ <kiska> nu chiar
}18:43{ <Sashka89> ei da;)
}18:43{ <Sashka89> mie imi face placere sa vb cu o fetitza de 15-17 ani:)
}18:43{ <Sashka89> eu sunt numai bun pentru tine:)
}18:43{ <kiska> ai o virsta ca la tata meu
}18:44{ <Sashka89> pai` asta nu conteaza :))
}18:44{ <kiska> conteaza
}18:44{ <kiska> nu
}18:44{ <Sashka89> ai sa vezi ca o sa ne inpacam de minune
}18:59{ No such nick
[21:17] <cicu> de unde esti
[21:17] <The`Fear> Chisinau
[21:17] <cicu> k
[21:18] <cicu> di undi
[21:18] <cicu> ./
[21:18] <The`Fear> Botanica
[21:18] <cicu> k
[21:19] <cicu> eu albisoara
[21:19] <The`Fear> =)
[21:19] <The`Fear> sub pod?
[21:19] <The`Fear> =)
392 [21:17] <The`Fear> Chisinau
[21:17] <cicu> k
[21:18] <cicu> di undi
[21:18] <cicu> ./
[21:18] <The`Fear> Botanica
[21:18] <cicu> k
[21:19] <cicu> eu albisoara
[21:19] <The`Fear> =)
[21:19] <The`Fear> sub pod?
[21:19] <The`Fear> =)
Patru barbati stau de vorba la o sticla de vin.
Primul : Eu o fac sex cu nevasta-mea o data pe luna.
Al doilea : Eu de doua ori pe luna.
Al treilea : Eu o data pe saptamâna.
Al patrulea : Eu de doua ori pe saptamâna.
La care primul : Da' tu nici n-ai nevasta!
Al patrulea : Aa, nu despre a ta era vorba?
23 Primul : Eu o fac sex cu nevasta-mea o data pe luna.
Al doilea : Eu de doua ori pe luna.
Al treilea : Eu o data pe saptamâna.
Al patrulea : Eu de doua ori pe saptamâna.
La care primul : Da' tu nici n-ai nevasta!
Al patrulea : Aa, nu despre a ta era vorba?
[08:46:09] <Adr|an`> Popescu are, de ani intregi, prostul obicei de a se sprijini cu mîna de perete în momentul în care vrea sa se ridice din pat. Cu timpul, pe perete s-a facut o urîta pata de mizerie care strica aspectul dormitorului.
[08:46:09] <Adr|an`> Vine si momentul zugravitului. Popeasca îl conduce pe zugrav, un barbat mai în vîrsta, prin toate încaperile apartamentului. În cele din urma, îi spune:
[08:46:16] <IuBiTeL18> noah bene... :)
[08:46:19] <Adr|an`> - Va rog sa veniti si în dormitor sa va arat unde obisnuieste sotul meu sa-si puna mîna în fiecare dimineata cînd se trezeste...
[08:46:19] <Adr|an`> Speriat, mesterul spune:
[08:46:19] <Adr|an`> - Multumesc frumos... Dar daca se poate, as prefera mai degraba un paharel de tuica...
405 [08:46:09] <Adr|an`> Vine si momentul zugravitului. Popeasca îl conduce pe zugrav, un barbat mai în vîrsta, prin toate încaperile apartamentului. În cele din urma, îi spune:
[08:46:16] <IuBiTeL18> noah bene... :)
[08:46:19] <Adr|an`> - Va rog sa veniti si în dormitor sa va arat unde obisnuieste sotul meu sa-si puna mîna în fiecare dimineata cînd se trezeste...
[08:46:19] <Adr|an`> Speriat, mesterul spune:
[08:46:19] <Adr|an`> - Multumesc frumos... Dar daca se poate, as prefera mai degraba un paharel de tuica...
}}18:01:49{{ <NewUsernam> NeBunatIka
}}18:01:55{{ <+NeBunatIka> civo
}}18:01:57{{ <NewUsernam> spoate un asl + jpg ?
}}18:02:02{{ <+NeBunatIka> =)
}}18:02:06{{ <+NeBunatIka> pajalusta
}}18:02:10{{ <+NeBunatIka> asl+jpg
96 }}18:01:55{{ <+NeBunatIka> civo
}}18:01:57{{ <NewUsernam> spoate un asl + jpg ?
}}18:02:02{{ <+NeBunatIka> =)
}}18:02:06{{ <+NeBunatIka> pajalusta
}}18:02:10{{ <+NeBunatIka> asl+jpg
Merg pe motocicleta doi tipi: 3 normali si unul balbait. Cel balbait sta la mijloc:
- M-m-m...
Cel de la volan: - Mai repede?
Balbaitul: - M-m-m...
Cel de la volan: - Inca mai repede?
Balbaitul: - M-m-m...
Cel de la volan: - Unde mai repede?
Balbaitul: - M-m-m-ihai a cazut!!!
307 - M-m-m...
Cel de la volan: - Mai repede?
Balbaitul: - M-m-m...
Cel de la volan: - Inca mai repede?
Balbaitul: - M-m-m...
Cel de la volan: - Unde mai repede?
Balbaitul: - M-m-m-ihai a cazut!!!
Уборщица ночного клуба нашла какую то таблетку. К утру город сиял чистотой…
136 O tipa frumoasa sta la portile unei unitati militare cu lacrimi in ochi.
- Ce, ti-au luat mirele in armata? - intreaba un tip.
- Da... Si inca pe toti cinci odata...
74 - Ce, ti-au luat mirele in armata? - intreaba un tip.
- Da... Si inca pe toti cinci odata...
Intr-un hotel e incendiu. Toti striga:
- Apa! Apa!
Intr-o fereastra apare chipul unui tip:
- Iar in numarul 31 - o sampanie, va rog!
288 - Apa! Apa!
Intr-o fereastra apare chipul unui tip:
- Iar in numarul 31 - o sampanie, va rog!
* Inkognito` Nu flodati, cad singur din cãnd in cãnd
325 - Здравствуйте, можно Вову?
- Вы не туда попали.
- А Васю?
- Всё равно, не туда.
- А Андрея?
- А куда вы звоните?
- Ээээ... я перезвоню.
433 - Вы не туда попали.
- А Васю?
- Всё равно, не туда.
- А Андрея?
- А куда вы звоните?
- Ээээ... я перезвоню.
[09/12/22:56] <DyKeR> FULG\\de\\NEA am la luna
[09/12/22:56] <DyKeR> :D
[09/12/22:56] <DyKeR> :D
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89 [09/12/22:56] <DyKeR> :D
[09/12/22:56] <DyKeR> :D
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(Legionarul): am o problema
(savvy): Iar?
(Legionarul): dami a 2 comanda sa loghez useru
(savvy): A 2 comanda?)
(Legionarul): da mah
(Legionarul): aia cu mode
(savvy): /mode Legionarul +x
(Legionarul): ok
(Legionarul): porta34 No such channel
(savvy): /mode Legionarul +x
(savvy): Ce porta
(savvy): Esti nebun?
(Legionarul): pai porta este useru
(Legionarul): ok
(Legionarul): legionaru No such channel
(savvy): legionarul
(Legionarul): tancks raman dator frate
(Legionarul): imi da cineva rooturi si chaluri
(Legionarul): si cum nu stiu sa le folosesc ti le dau tie
(savvy): chaluri?
(Legionarul): cheluri
(savvy): shelluri?
234 (savvy): Iar?
(Legionarul): dami a 2 comanda sa loghez useru
(savvy): A 2 comanda?)
(Legionarul): da mah
(Legionarul): aia cu mode
(savvy): /mode Legionarul +x
(Legionarul): ok
(Legionarul): porta34 No such channel
(savvy): /mode Legionarul +x
(savvy): Ce porta
(savvy): Esti nebun?
(Legionarul): pai porta este useru
(Legionarul): ok
(Legionarul): legionaru No such channel
(savvy): legionarul
(Legionarul): tancks raman dator frate
(Legionarul): imi da cineva rooturi si chaluri
(Legionarul): si cum nu stiu sa le folosesc ti le dau tie
(savvy): chaluri?
(Legionarul): cheluri
(savvy): shelluri?
IGOREK> PRIVET KOTIK
[17:44] <Zaikaaaa> hm...ia kotik?
[17:44] <Zaikaaaa> ia ni mutant
173 [17:44] <Zaikaaaa> hm...ia kotik?
[17:44] <Zaikaaaa> ia ni mutant
Un barbat suna la pompieri si zice speriat:
-Domnule soacra mea vrea sa se arunce de la etaj!!
-Si care e problema?
-Nu se deschide fereastra!!!
428 -Domnule soacra mea vrea sa se arunce de la etaj!!
-Si care e problema?
-Nu se deschide fereastra!!!
[19:48] <anonim4ik`> pre
[19:49] <anonim4ik`> tu eshti asheicu buze sexuale?
[19:49] <Any4ka> pret
[19:49] <Any4ka> care?
[19:49] <Any4ka> cine?
[19:49] <anonim4ik`> eeee
[19:49] <anonim4ik`> Any4ka
[19:49] <anonim4ik`> de unde eshti>
[19:49] <Any4ka> ch
[19:49] <Any4ka> u?
[19:50] <anonim4ik`> ch
[19:50] <anonim4ik`> ap.. eshti de la ciokana?
[19:50] <Any4ka> dar la cine te referi cu buzele
[19:50] <Any4ka> ?
[19:50] <Any4ka> eu nu sunt de la ciocana
[19:50] <Any4ka> ci de la buiukani
[19:51] <anonim4ik`> hmm..
[19:51] <anonim4ik`> poze ai ani?
[19:51] <Any4ka> pai am
[19:51] <anonim4ik`> shi..citsi anisori netali ai?
[19:51] <Any4ka> 18 ani
[19:51] <Any4ka> ooooooooo
[19:51] <Any4ka> gata poate ami spui tanti?
[19:52] <anonim4ik`> nu tanti....
[19:52] <anonim4ik`> multsi inainte!
[19:52] <anonim4ik`> eshti tseatsea?
[19:52] <anonim4ik`> da nia sa vad ceva poze
[19:52] <Any4ka> mersi dar nu vreau multi anainte
[19:52] <Any4ka> www.faces.md/?DashaDevil
[19:52] <anonim4ik`> de ce asha....
[19:53] <anonim4ik`> devil....
[19:53] <anonim4ik`> mamii....
[19:53] <Any4ka> aaaaaaaaaa
[19:53] <Any4ka> dupa caracter
[19:53] <anonim4ik`> hmm.....
[19:53] <Any4ka> :)))))))))))))
[19:53] <anonim4ik`> opa...
[19:53] <Any4ka> poate si mai rau
[19:53] <Any4ka> ca DEVIL
[19:53] <Any4ka> ha ha
[19:53] <anonim4ik`> ap shi... ai sani dai bataie la poponeatsa dac am sa fiurau.. sau... imi sugi singele
[19:54] <anonim4ik`> uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
[19:54] <anonim4ik`> shi haroshenkaia
[19:54] <Any4ka> eu!!!!!!!!!
[19:54] <anonim4ik`> nu
[19:54] <Any4ka> mai degraba te omor
[19:54] <anonim4ik`> claudia shifer
[19:54] <Any4ka> dar nici sa te torturez
[19:54] <anonim4ik`> mami.....
[19:54] <Any4ka> chiar asa de rau
[19:54] <anonim4ik`> hmmm...
[19:54] <anonim4ik`> wey...
[19:54] <anonim4ik`> dac ma ushizi.. i spun mamii
[19:55] <anonim4ik`> da v nature eshti haroshaea!
[19:55] <anonim4ik`> shi cu buze sexuale!
[19:56] <Any4ka> ha ha..nu cred ca ai as aspui mamei
[19:56] <Any4ka> nu ai sa ai cum
[19:56] <Any4ka> timpul e scurt
[19:56] <Any4ka> asa ca ai greeja ce-ti doresti
[19:56] <Any4ka> :))))))))
[19:56] <anonim4ik`> way... yo inca o tsin minte pi mama me.... nu neam baut polnastiumintsili
[19:56] <anonim4ik`> eu...
[19:56] <anonim4ik`> mereu am
[19:56] <anonim4ik`> tak shi...
[19:56] <anonim4ik`> shi fashim amu...
[19:56] <anonim4ik`> cu shi ma ushizi???
[19:56] <anonim4ik`> hmm..cu uzili?
[19:57] <anonim4ik`> buzili
[19:57] <anonim4ik`> vot...
[19:57] <Any4ka> nop,am armament special japonezi
[19:57] <Any4ka> :))))))))))
[19:57] <Any4ka> stelutze
[19:57] <Any4ka> cutzite
[19:57] <Any4ka> sabii
[19:57] <Any4ka> aduse de verisoara mea
[19:57] <anonim4ik`> mamii.... shei fumat az????
[19:57] <anonim4ik`> da shi nia sheva...
[19:57] <Any4ka> asa ca mai beene
[19:57] <Any4ka> money?
[19:57] <anonim4ik`> nu spuni shii mi beene
[19:58] <Any4ka> money?
[19:58] <anonim4ik`> shi maney way
[19:58] <anonim4ik`> unde maney...
[19:58] <anonim4ik`> da shi nia
[19:58] <Any4ka> bani ai?
[19:58] <anonim4ik`> bani am
[19:58] <Any4ka> dispui de asa ceva
[19:58] <Any4ka> ?
[19:58] <anonim4ik`> cit vrei?
[19:58] <Any4ka> depinde ce ai sa iei
[19:58] <anonim4ik`> am tuma 25di kapishi
[19:58] <Any4ka> :)
[19:58] <Any4ka> wow
[19:58] <Any4ka> succes
[19:58] <anonim4ik`> shi...
[19:58] <Any4ka> tu cati ani ai?
[19:59] <anonim4ik`> 24 mamii
[19:59] <Any4ka> tu?
[19:59] <Any4ka> fii serios
161 [19:49] <anonim4ik`> tu eshti asheicu buze sexuale?
[19:49] <Any4ka> pret
[19:49] <Any4ka> care?
[19:49] <Any4ka> cine?
[19:49] <anonim4ik`> eeee
[19:49] <anonim4ik`> Any4ka
[19:49] <anonim4ik`> de unde eshti>
[19:49] <Any4ka> ch
[19:49] <Any4ka> u?
[19:50] <anonim4ik`> ch
[19:50] <anonim4ik`> ap.. eshti de la ciokana?
[19:50] <Any4ka> dar la cine te referi cu buzele
[19:50] <Any4ka> ?
[19:50] <Any4ka> eu nu sunt de la ciocana
[19:50] <Any4ka> ci de la buiukani
[19:51] <anonim4ik`> hmm..
[19:51] <anonim4ik`> poze ai ani?
[19:51] <Any4ka> pai am
[19:51] <anonim4ik`> shi..citsi anisori netali ai?
[19:51] <Any4ka> 18 ani
[19:51] <Any4ka> ooooooooo
[19:51] <Any4ka> gata poate ami spui tanti?
[19:52] <anonim4ik`> nu tanti....
[19:52] <anonim4ik`> multsi inainte!
[19:52] <anonim4ik`> eshti tseatsea?
[19:52] <anonim4ik`> da nia sa vad ceva poze
[19:52] <Any4ka> mersi dar nu vreau multi anainte
[19:52] <Any4ka> www.faces.md/?DashaDevil
[19:52] <anonim4ik`> de ce asha....
[19:53] <anonim4ik`> devil....
[19:53] <anonim4ik`> mamii....
[19:53] <Any4ka> aaaaaaaaaa
[19:53] <Any4ka> dupa caracter
[19:53] <anonim4ik`> hmm.....
[19:53] <Any4ka> :)))))))))))))
[19:53] <anonim4ik`> opa...
[19:53] <Any4ka> poate si mai rau
[19:53] <Any4ka> ca DEVIL
[19:53] <Any4ka> ha ha
[19:53] <anonim4ik`> ap shi... ai sani dai bataie la poponeatsa dac am sa fiurau.. sau... imi sugi singele
[19:54] <anonim4ik`> uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
[19:54] <anonim4ik`> shi haroshenkaia
[19:54] <Any4ka> eu!!!!!!!!!
[19:54] <anonim4ik`> nu
[19:54] <Any4ka> mai degraba te omor
[19:54] <anonim4ik`> claudia shifer
[19:54] <Any4ka> dar nici sa te torturez
[19:54] <anonim4ik`> mami.....
[19:54] <Any4ka> chiar asa de rau
[19:54] <anonim4ik`> hmmm...
[19:54] <anonim4ik`> wey...
[19:54] <anonim4ik`> dac ma ushizi.. i spun mamii
[19:55] <anonim4ik`> da v nature eshti haroshaea!
[19:55] <anonim4ik`> shi cu buze sexuale!
[19:56] <Any4ka> ha ha..nu cred ca ai as aspui mamei
[19:56] <Any4ka> nu ai sa ai cum
[19:56] <Any4ka> timpul e scurt
[19:56] <Any4ka> asa ca ai greeja ce-ti doresti
[19:56] <Any4ka> :))))))))
[19:56] <anonim4ik`> way... yo inca o tsin minte pi mama me.... nu neam baut polnastiumintsili
[19:56] <anonim4ik`> eu...
[19:56] <anonim4ik`> mereu am
[19:56] <anonim4ik`> tak shi...
[19:56] <anonim4ik`> shi fashim amu...
[19:56] <anonim4ik`> cu shi ma ushizi???
[19:56] <anonim4ik`> hmm..cu uzili?
[19:57] <anonim4ik`> buzili
[19:57] <anonim4ik`> vot...
[19:57] <Any4ka> nop,am armament special japonezi
[19:57] <Any4ka> :))))))))))
[19:57] <Any4ka> stelutze
[19:57] <Any4ka> cutzite
[19:57] <Any4ka> sabii
[19:57] <Any4ka> aduse de verisoara mea
[19:57] <anonim4ik`> mamii.... shei fumat az????
[19:57] <anonim4ik`> da shi nia sheva...
[19:57] <Any4ka> asa ca mai beene
[19:57] <Any4ka> money?
[19:57] <anonim4ik`> nu spuni shii mi beene
[19:58] <Any4ka> money?
[19:58] <anonim4ik`> shi maney way
[19:58] <anonim4ik`> unde maney...
[19:58] <anonim4ik`> da shi nia
[19:58] <Any4ka> bani ai?
[19:58] <anonim4ik`> bani am
[19:58] <Any4ka> dispui de asa ceva
[19:58] <Any4ka> ?
[19:58] <anonim4ik`> cit vrei?
[19:58] <Any4ka> depinde ce ai sa iei
[19:58] <anonim4ik`> am tuma 25di kapishi
[19:58] <Any4ka> :)
[19:58] <Any4ka> wow
[19:58] <Any4ka> succes
[19:58] <anonim4ik`> shi...
[19:58] <Any4ka> tu cati ani ai?
[19:59] <anonim4ik`> 24 mamii
[19:59] <Any4ka> tu?
[19:59] <Any4ka> fii serios
De ce nu poate o blonda sa scrie numarul 11? Pentru ca nu stie pe care 1 sa-l puna in fata.
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In autobuz, 2 prietene stau de vorba:
- Ce ai, draga, ca nu arati prea bine?
- Pai, aseara am facut 38 cu 1.
- Curios, eu am facut 69 cu 2 si ma simt minunat…
113 - Ce ai, draga, ca nu arati prea bine?
- Pai, aseara am facut 38 cu 1.
- Curios, eu am facut 69 cu 2 si ma simt minunat…
Doi politisti gasesc intr-o groapa trei grenade.
- Ce facem cu ele?
- Le ducem la sectie!
- Si daca explodeaza una pe drum?
- Le spunem ca am gasit doar doua.
4 - Ce facem cu ele?
- Le ducem la sectie!
- Si daca explodeaza una pe drum?
- Le spunem ca am gasit doar doua.
<fofo> da' tot proasta ramai
<blondy21> nu sunt proasta
<fofo> dovedeste-mi
<fofo> cat face 2+2-2
<blondy21> 6
365 <blondy21> nu sunt proasta
<fofo> dovedeste-mi
<fofo> cat face 2+2-2
<blondy21> 6
Ion si Culai erau in vorbe cu doua bune prietene,Maria si Tanta.
-Tanto,fa,ce blugi frumosi ai?!
-Imi place sa umblu in blugi,ma,Culai!
-Daa...!Atunci umbla si in ai mei,te rog frumos!
267 -Tanto,fa,ce blugi frumosi ai?!
-Imi place sa umblu in blugi,ma,Culai!
-Daa...!Atunci umbla si in ai mei,te rog frumos!
4[02:28:09] <@_Lexus_> Evil}{KiSS :))
4[02:28:15] <@_Lexus_> !slap Evil}{KiSS
5[02:28:18] -Yellows- FAILED: channel's slap is not set up yet, use !chanset slap
10[02:28:19] * @Prontos ii f*te un lom intre dinti lu Evil}{KiSS de la _Lexus_
10[02:28:36] <+Evil}{KiSS> _Lexus_ doare na
4[02:28:39] <@_Lexus_> :))))))
4[02:28:49] <@_Lexus_> s shtii ! s nu te mai anini de :P mea ! :))
4[02:28:52] <@_Lexus_> :PP
10[02:29:26] <+Evil}{KiSS> _Lexus_ de sine?
4[02:29:32] <@_Lexus_> de :P mea !
[02:29:40] <+Evil}{KiSS> aa boon
4[02:30:00] <@_Lexus_>
4[02:30:03] <@_Lexus_> tu vez !
4[02:30:12] <@_Lexus_> kap ai s iei cu lomu peste dintz !
4[02:30:13] <@_Lexus_>
4[02:30:14] <@_Lexus_> :P
4[02:30:15] <@_Lexus_> :P
4[02:30:16] <@_Lexus_> :P
[02:31:30] <+Evil}{KiSS> aga
10[02:31:37] <+Evil}{KiSS> _Lexus_ as ma anin deam de altseva
[02:31:45] <+Evil}{KiSS> atunsi deam nas mai scapi :P
4[02:31:45] <@_Lexus_> ops !
4[02:31:47] <@_Lexus_> de ce ?
10[02:32:12] <+Evil}{KiSS> _Lexus_ k eu is ra :P
4[02:32:22] <@_Lexus_> Evil}{KiSS ap tak de ce ? a ?
4[02:32:32] <@_Lexus_> kap s shtii k eu fug ghini !
[02:32:37] <+Evil}{KiSS> asa vreu :P
4[02:32:42] <@_Lexus_> dak poti fuji ca mine , s nu te temi de nik !
[02:32:44] <+Evil}{KiSS> si eu fug ghine :P
4[02:32:51] <@_Lexus_> opa na !
4[02:32:58] <@_Lexus_> am dat de naiba !
4[02:33:01] <@_Lexus_> :P
53 4[02:28:15] <@_Lexus_> !slap Evil}{KiSS
5[02:28:18] -Yellows- FAILED: channel's slap is not set up yet, use !chanset slap
10[02:28:19] * @Prontos ii f*te un lom intre dinti lu Evil}{KiSS de la _Lexus_
10[02:28:36] <+Evil}{KiSS> _Lexus_ doare na
4[02:28:39] <@_Lexus_> :))))))
4[02:28:49] <@_Lexus_> s shtii ! s nu te mai anini de :P mea ! :))
4[02:28:52] <@_Lexus_> :PP
10[02:29:26] <+Evil}{KiSS> _Lexus_ de sine?
4[02:29:32] <@_Lexus_> de :P mea !
[02:29:40] <+Evil}{KiSS> aa boon
4[02:30:00] <@_Lexus_>
4[02:30:03] <@_Lexus_> tu vez !
4[02:30:12] <@_Lexus_> kap ai s iei cu lomu peste dintz !
4[02:30:13] <@_Lexus_>
4[02:30:14] <@_Lexus_> :P
4[02:30:15] <@_Lexus_> :P
4[02:30:16] <@_Lexus_> :P
[02:31:30] <+Evil}{KiSS> aga
10[02:31:37] <+Evil}{KiSS> _Lexus_ as ma anin deam de altseva
[02:31:45] <+Evil}{KiSS> atunsi deam nas mai scapi :P
4[02:31:45] <@_Lexus_> ops !
4[02:31:47] <@_Lexus_> de ce ?
10[02:32:12] <+Evil}{KiSS> _Lexus_ k eu is ra :P
4[02:32:22] <@_Lexus_> Evil}{KiSS ap tak de ce ? a ?
4[02:32:32] <@_Lexus_> kap s shtii k eu fug ghini !
[02:32:37] <+Evil}{KiSS> asa vreu :P
4[02:32:42] <@_Lexus_> dak poti fuji ca mine , s nu te temi de nik !
[02:32:44] <+Evil}{KiSS> si eu fug ghine :P
4[02:32:51] <@_Lexus_> opa na !
4[02:32:58] <@_Lexus_> am dat de naiba !
4[02:33:01] <@_Lexus_> :P
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:D
328 :D
[17:27] <@Iepurash`> !unban *!*@freakyutza.users.undernet.org snu ti vad animalo
[17:27] <@OpsMaster> Iepurash` FAILED: wey shiocan, tu shi chiar eshti chior nu vedzi ca nui nish un ban mlea =)
150 [17:27] <@OpsMaster> Iepurash` FAILED: wey shiocan, tu shi chiar eshti chior nu vedzi ca nui nish un ban mlea =)
Se intalnesc doi prieteni:
- Ioane, scuza-ma, dar ieri am dormit cu sotia ta.
- Nu e nimic, Vasile, eu dorm cu ea in fiecare zi.
112 - Ioane, scuza-ma, dar ieri am dormit cu sotia ta.
- Nu e nimic, Vasile, eu dorm cu ea in fiecare zi.
O blonda intra intr-un magazin. Asteapta mult in rand.
- Dati-mi doua kg de mere.
- Pentru blonde nu avem mere!
- Dar de ce?
- Deoarece aici e farmacie!
413 - Dati-mi doua kg de mere.
- Pentru blonde nu avem mere!
- Dar de ce?
- Deoarece aici e farmacie!
[19:56] <razv> unde-i vano ?
[19:56] <razv> :)
[19:56] <+Igorash> la ciuperci
[19:56] <+Igorash> =)))
[19:56] <razv> pune ardei pe iarna ?
[19:56] <razv> :)
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[19:56] <@Usr> :))))))))))
[19:56] <razv> !kick |Eurotel never kick a channel @
[19:56] <+Igorash> razv cautal pe unde se culeg ciupercile =))
[19:56] <Dj^neo> ciao la toti !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[19:56] <@Usr> isi spala ciorapii x)))
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[19:57] <razv> Usr prostule , el poarta opinci
[19:57] <razv> :)
[19:57] <+Igorash> =)
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[19:57] <+Igorash> ggg
[19:57] <razv> obdele
[19:57] <razv> :)
[19:57] <razv> nu sosete
[19:57] <razv> :)
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19 [19:56] <razv> :)
[19:56] <+Igorash> la ciuperci
[19:56] <+Igorash> =)))
[19:56] <razv> pune ardei pe iarna ?
[19:56] <razv> :)
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[19:56] <@Usr> :))))))))))
[19:56] <razv> !kick |Eurotel never kick a channel @
[19:56] <+Igorash> razv cautal pe unde se culeg ciupercile =))
[19:56] <Dj^neo> ciao la toti !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[19:56] <@Usr> isi spala ciorapii x)))
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[19:57] <razv> Usr prostule , el poarta opinci
[19:57] <razv> :)
[19:57] <+Igorash> =)
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[19:57] <+Igorash> ggg
[19:57] <razv> obdele
[19:57] <razv> :)
[19:57] <razv> nu sosete
[19:57] <razv> :)
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[00:03:07] <DoNotAsk> FMM=frate mersi mult ; STF=sa'ti traiasca familia ; LOL=la o laba;PLM=plecat la magazin astea da prescurtari....tare nu? .......asa k stf dak imi dai ignore pt massu asta....fmm k ma ajuti....plm...brb 4 min )))
160 O blonda care s-a saturat sa rida toata lumea de ea se vopseste bruneta, isi schimba numele si pleaca din oras.Pe drum vede un cioban cu o turma de oi.Ce se gindeste ea: toata viata lumea a facut misto de mine, ia sa fac si eu misto de alti, ca acum nu mai sint blonda si nu ma stie nimeni.Zis si facut.Coboara din masina si se duce la cioban.
- Bade, daca-ti spun asa dintr-o privire cite oi ai in turma,imi dai o oaie?
- Da, fata tati.
Blonda se uita de jur imprejur si spune:
- 201
- Da fata tati, intelegerea-i intelegere, alegeti o oaie si a ta sa fie.
Zis si facut.Blonda vesela se urca in masina, cind sa plece ii bate ciobanul im geam:
- Fata tati, daca-ti spun ce culoare naturala are parul tau, imi dai ciinele inapoi?
270 - Bade, daca-ti spun asa dintr-o privire cite oi ai in turma,imi dai o oaie?
- Da, fata tati.
Blonda se uita de jur imprejur si spune:
- 201
- Da fata tati, intelegerea-i intelegere, alegeti o oaie si a ta sa fie.
Zis si facut.Blonda vesela se urca in masina, cind sa plece ii bate ciobanul im geam:
- Fata tati, daca-ti spun ce culoare naturala are parul tau, imi dai ciinele inapoi?
Cand moldovanul nu mai are bani... se duce si schimba 100$.
33 3[02:30:18] * X changes topic to '(Inkognito) |Cannabis + Inkognito` = vano'
[02:30:20] <@Inkognito`> ooo
[02:30:20] <@Inkognito`> :>
[02:30:23] <Censored`> lul
[02:30:24] <@Inkognito`> asa da
[02:30:25] <@|Cannabis> lol
[02:30:26] <@|Cannabis> :))
[02:30:31] <Vova17> :))
[02:30:34] <Vova17> baieti
[02:30:35] <Vova17> :D
[02:31:04] <Vova17> pune si ceva de mine in Topic
[02:31:06] <Vova17> :))
[02:31:23] <@|Cannabis> Vova17 noue ne dor de piva de 2 L
[02:31:36] <Vova17> asta stiu |Cannabis
[02:31:45] <Vova17> si eu vreau aici acces 100 LU
[02:31:46] <Vova17> :D
[02:32:12] <@|Cannabis> Vova17 da 100 UL ?
[02:32:14] <Vova17> 100 acces + autovoice
[02:32:20] <Vova17> nu nu
[02:32:30] <@|Cannabis> iaka 100UL se putea obtine
02:32:55] <Vova17> tot e bine
[02:33:02] <Vova17> |Cannabis ma faci sa rid
[02:33:11] <@|Cannabis> Vova17 dap ti=am dat parola de 500 am mai scriso ?
02:33:23] <Vova17> este vre-o diferenta dintre 100 LU si 100 UL ?!
[02:33:38] <Vova17> |Cannabis nu te-am crezut
[02:33:44] <@|Cannabis> este da nu mare
[02:33:53] <@|Cannabis> se schimva literele Ul si LU
[02:33:56] <Vova17> si ce diferenta e ?
[02:34:40] <Vova17> |Cannabis sa-ti scriu aici pe canal sincer nu stiu ce inseamna aceste 2 litere "LU"
[02:35:05] <|Cannabis> Vova17 Lamer Undernet
[02:35:16] <Vova17> |Cannabis nu cred
[02:35:33] <Vova17> poate Limit Undernet
[02:35:40] <Vova17> ceva legat de Undernet poate ?
[02:35:41] <|Cannabis> Vova17 cum vrei :)) crede by
201 [02:30:20] <@Inkognito`> ooo
[02:30:20] <@Inkognito`> :>
[02:30:23] <Censored`> lul
[02:30:24] <@Inkognito`> asa da
[02:30:25] <@|Cannabis> lol
[02:30:26] <@|Cannabis> :))
[02:30:31] <Vova17> :))
[02:30:34] <Vova17> baieti
[02:30:35] <Vova17> :D
[02:31:04] <Vova17> pune si ceva de mine in Topic
[02:31:06] <Vova17> :))
[02:31:23] <@|Cannabis> Vova17 noue ne dor de piva de 2 L
[02:31:36] <Vova17> asta stiu |Cannabis
[02:31:45] <Vova17> si eu vreau aici acces 100 LU
[02:31:46] <Vova17> :D
[02:32:12] <@|Cannabis> Vova17 da 100 UL ?
[02:32:14] <Vova17> 100 acces + autovoice
[02:32:20] <Vova17> nu nu
[02:32:30] <@|Cannabis> iaka 100UL se putea obtine
02:32:55] <Vova17> tot e bine
[02:33:02] <Vova17> |Cannabis ma faci sa rid
[02:33:11] <@|Cannabis> Vova17 dap ti=am dat parola de 500 am mai scriso ?
02:33:23] <Vova17> este vre-o diferenta dintre 100 LU si 100 UL ?!
[02:33:38] <Vova17> |Cannabis nu te-am crezut
[02:33:44] <@|Cannabis> este da nu mare
[02:33:53] <@|Cannabis> se schimva literele Ul si LU
[02:33:56] <Vova17> si ce diferenta e ?
[02:34:40] <Vova17> |Cannabis sa-ti scriu aici pe canal sincer nu stiu ce inseamna aceste 2 litere "LU"
[02:35:05] <|Cannabis> Vova17 Lamer Undernet
[02:35:16] <Vova17> |Cannabis nu cred
[02:35:33] <Vova17> poate Limit Undernet
[02:35:40] <Vova17> ceva legat de Undernet poate ?
[02:35:41] <|Cannabis> Vova17 cum vrei :)) crede by
Un sot ii spune sotiei:
- Scumpo, aceasta supa am copt-o chiar eu! :)))))))))
466 - Scumpo, aceasta supa am copt-o chiar eu! :)))))))))
(00:43:27) <+dsgh> lume
(00:43:36) <+dsgh> kum se seteaza invite only?
(00:43:39) <+dsgh> plz help
(00:44:16) <@SaNeoK> dsgh asa /msg x ban #canal *!*@*
(01:13:12) <PaRaziDu> Swoad sii wa +invited only... ai facut treaba ?
(01:13:13) <PaRaziDu> :)
(01:13:26) <+Swoad> mde..
(01:13:30) <+Swoad> am fakut take
(01:13:32) <+Swoad> :)))))
Plina lumea de nebuni ;))))))))))))))))))))))
403 (00:43:36) <+dsgh> kum se seteaza invite only?
(00:43:39) <+dsgh> plz help
(00:44:16) <@SaNeoK> dsgh asa /msg x ban #canal *!*@*
(01:13:12) <PaRaziDu> Swoad sii wa +invited only... ai facut treaba ?
(01:13:13) <PaRaziDu> :)
(01:13:26) <+Swoad> mde..
(01:13:30) <+Swoad> am fakut take
(01:13:32) <+Swoad> :)))))
Plina lumea de nebuni ;))))))))))))))))))))))
AAAA: da a cui c*** masii ii situ ista
BBBB: Simpals
AAAA: ia dal in p*la *lea
AAAA: nu vezi
AAAA: scrii familia si o puni deodata in rusa
BBBB: aa
BBBB: dap mai incolo o sa fie in romana
AAAA: da il stii pi simpals aista?
BBBB: :D
108 BBBB: Simpals
AAAA: ia dal in p*la *lea
AAAA: nu vezi
AAAA: scrii familia si o puni deodata in rusa
BBBB: aa
BBBB: dap mai incolo o sa fie in romana
AAAA: da il stii pi simpals aista?
BBBB: :D
Vorbesc doi cunoscuti:
- Cum calatoria in Paris?
- Formidabil! Am facut cunostinta cu o domnisoara!
- Dar cum vorbeai cu ea? Parca nu cunosti franceza!?
- Prin desene. Ii propun ceva de baut - ii desen un pahar. Pentru mancare - o
farfurie. Daca ea doreste sa danseze - imi arata desene - diferite figuri. Dar odata ea mi-a aratat un pat...
- Vai...!
- Si eu m-am mirat! De unde stie ea ca vand mobila?
214 - Cum calatoria in Paris?
- Formidabil! Am facut cunostinta cu o domnisoara!
- Dar cum vorbeai cu ea? Parca nu cunosti franceza!?
- Prin desene. Ii propun ceva de baut - ii desen un pahar. Pentru mancare - o
farfurie. Daca ea doreste sa danseze - imi arata desene - diferite figuri. Dar odata ea mi-a aratat un pat...
- Vai...!
- Si eu m-am mirat! De unde stie ea ca vand mobila?
- Stii, a murit seful nostru!
- Da, stiu. Dar de dimineata ma tot intreb, cine a murit impreuna cu el?
- Cum adica, impreuna cu el?
- Aici e scris: "Impreuna cu el a murit unul din profesionistii nostri cei mai buni"!
502 - Da, stiu. Dar de dimineata ma tot intreb, cine a murit impreuna cu el?
- Cum adica, impreuna cu el?
- Aici e scris: "Impreuna cu el a murit unul din profesionistii nostri cei mai buni"!
[13:21:36] <+Das> .next
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[13:21:40] <+Das> `Anca` salut, cu ce te pot ajuta ?
[13:22:14] <+`Anca`> salut
[13:22:18] <+`Anca`> vreau sa arat ceva
[13:23:07] <+Das> `Anca` , ai vre`o problema cu vre`un ban ?
[13:23:35] <+`Anca`> da
[13:23:43] <+`Anca`> * You were kicked from #aiud by X ((stelistu2005) Spammer !)
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[13:23:53] <+`Anca`> You were kicked from #baia-mare by |BMGuard ((Samsudean) Nu vinzi nimic daca nu vinzi IARBA)
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LOL
183 [13:21:36] -iph690847- `Anca` was waiting for help for 25 seconds.
[13:21:39] * iph690847 sets mode: +v `Anca`
[13:21:40] <+Das> `Anca` salut, cu ce te pot ajuta ?
[13:22:14] <+`Anca`> salut
[13:22:18] <+`Anca`> vreau sa arat ceva
[13:23:07] <+Das> `Anca` , ai vre`o problema cu vre`un ban ?
[13:23:35] <+`Anca`> da
[13:23:43] <+`Anca`> * You were kicked from #aiud by X ((stelistu2005) Spammer !)
[13:23:47] <+`Anca`> * You were kicked from #ilfov by aidle ((Pericolu) aici nui targ)
[13:23:53] <+`Anca`> You were kicked from #baia-mare by |BMGuard ((Samsudean) Nu vinzi nimic daca nu vinzi IARBA)
[13:23:58] <+`Anca`> * You were kicked from #romania by |Knight ((RedOctober) Do NOT repeat on this channel!)
[13:24:03] <+`Anca`> * You were kicked from #gorj by X ((Re5pEkT) Infected)
[13:24:08] <+`Anca`> * You were kicked from #iasi by X ((summer) This is not a trading/advertising channel)
[13:24:14] <+`Anca`> * You were kicked from #clujnapoca by GaRr0n3 (Join the army idiot - No swearing allowed)
[13:24:18] <+`Anca`> * You were kicked from #braila by X ((Adoratu) Out / Lamers !)
[13:24:25] <+`Anca`> * You were kicked from #baiamare by X ((CristiG) Get Lost.)
[13:24:30] <+`Anca`> * You were kicked from #severin by |alters (Banned: No Hack Here / Status)
[13:24:35] <+`Anca`> * You were kicked from #oradea by |Response ((capshu) O revizuire a vocabularului/comportamentului este intotdeauna bine venita)
[13:24:39] <+`Anca`> * You were kicked from #baia by shtoarfa ((Carol) Ori eshti drona ori detzii virushi... reinstaleaza mircul de pe www.mirc.com/get.html sau intra pe #dmsetup shi contacteaza un operator ptr unban!!!)
LOL
Diferenta dintre erotism si perversiune:
- erotism este sa mangai femeia cu o pana;
- perversiune este s-o mangai cu toata gaina.
341 - erotism este sa mangai femeia cu o pana;
- perversiune este s-o mangai cu toata gaina.
}11:53{ <IuLicK> Aristocrat -> buna shefu :)
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}11:53{ <IuLicK> :))
}11:54{ <IuLicK> Aristocrat -> nui script e addon :) lam0 si esti tu
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}11:53{ <IuLicK> :))
}11:54{ <IuLicK> Aristocrat -> nui script e addon :) lam0 si esti tu
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Sexy:
ты занимался виртуальным сексом?
ШПАК:
Неа, мне нравиться в реале
Sexy:
давай попробуем
ШПАК:
не хочу этой херью заниматься
Говорю люблю в реале если хочешь секса давай встретимся
Sexy:
потом встретимся я же должна знать на что рассчитывать при нашей встрече
ШПАК:
Ок. Давай попробуем
ШПАК:
начинай
Sexy:
я высокая блондинка в легком красном прозрачном халате под халатом
кружевное белье, лежу на кровати вокруг горят свечи. я жду, когда ты
прейдешь.
ШПАК:
рыжая?
Sexy:
что?
ШПАК:
ты рыжая? я блондинок не люблю
Sexy:
ок Как выглядишь ты?
ШПАК:
и канапатая?
Sexy:
?!
ШПАК:
люблю рыжих и конопатых
ШПАК:
и дома этим заниматься не люблю
ШПАК:
давай я начну
Sexy:
давай
ШПАК:
я на необитаемом острове, где прожил три года без женщины.
Ты стюардесса летела на самолете и какой то моджахед подорвал самолет. Тебя
выбрасывает взрывной волной, прям на мой остров. Ты в шоке в панике кругом
дикие голодные звери. И тут прыгая с ветки на ветку с криком тарзана
появляюсь я. Разогнал всех зверей, я предстал перед тобой в набедерной
повязке.
Sexy:
я так благодарна тебе что ты спас меня и я хочу отблагодарить тебя. Я
подхожу к тебе и крепко целую, мои руки опускаться все ниже к повязке я
беру в руки твой твердый член.
ШПАК:
стоп, ты вся грязная в копоти, забыла? Тыж с самолета хрякнулась, лоб
разбит! Я беру тебя на руки несу к морю, помыться. По дороге я спотыкаюсь,
и мы падаем в грязную лужу, где были большие пиявки которые впиваются тебе
в ж@пу
Sexy:
?
ШПАК:
я закидываю тебя на плечо и бегом бегу к мору, пиявка опасна, она выпила
почти всю твою кровь. Твое лицо стало бледное как задница не знающая
загара!! Еще чуть- чуть и я потеряю тебя, а я не хочу я три года без
бабы!!!!!
Sexy:
Че за х@йня?
ШПАК:
Извини разошелся
Sexy:
Иди на х@й!
ШПАК:
ладно прости, я занес тебя в море пиявка отпала. Мы стоим по пояс в воде. Я
начал целовать тебя в губы? плавно переходя на шею потом грудь.
Sexy:
я хочу тебя очень сильно!!! Возьми меня я уже не могу ждать
ШПАК:
беру тебя на руки несу на берег. я положил тебя и продолжил свои ласки
Sexy:
я сняла с тебя повязку и начала ласкать твою плоть
ШПАК:
я кончил?. Извини что на лицо
Sexy:
так быстро… я еще ничего не делала!
ШПАК:
я три года бабу не видел
Sexy:
ну ты еще можешь?
ШПАК:
Да
Я наклоняюсь к тебе чтобы исполнить то чего желал, но в это время из
джунглей выходит балу
Sexy:
Кто?
ШПАК:
кореш мой медведь. Он тож хочет, и я жду в сторонке, пока он кончит
Sexy:
все нах пошол
508 ты занимался виртуальным сексом?
ШПАК:
Неа, мне нравиться в реале
Sexy:
давай попробуем
ШПАК:
не хочу этой херью заниматься
Говорю люблю в реале если хочешь секса давай встретимся
Sexy:
потом встретимся я же должна знать на что рассчитывать при нашей встрече
ШПАК:
Ок. Давай попробуем
ШПАК:
начинай
Sexy:
я высокая блондинка в легком красном прозрачном халате под халатом
кружевное белье, лежу на кровати вокруг горят свечи. я жду, когда ты
прейдешь.
ШПАК:
рыжая?
Sexy:
что?
ШПАК:
ты рыжая? я блондинок не люблю
Sexy:
ок Как выглядишь ты?
ШПАК:
и канапатая?
Sexy:
?!
ШПАК:
люблю рыжих и конопатых
ШПАК:
и дома этим заниматься не люблю
ШПАК:
давай я начну
Sexy:
давай
ШПАК:
я на необитаемом острове, где прожил три года без женщины.
Ты стюардесса летела на самолете и какой то моджахед подорвал самолет. Тебя
выбрасывает взрывной волной, прям на мой остров. Ты в шоке в панике кругом
дикие голодные звери. И тут прыгая с ветки на ветку с криком тарзана
появляюсь я. Разогнал всех зверей, я предстал перед тобой в набедерной
повязке.
Sexy:
я так благодарна тебе что ты спас меня и я хочу отблагодарить тебя. Я
подхожу к тебе и крепко целую, мои руки опускаться все ниже к повязке я
беру в руки твой твердый член.
ШПАК:
стоп, ты вся грязная в копоти, забыла? Тыж с самолета хрякнулась, лоб
разбит! Я беру тебя на руки несу к морю, помыться. По дороге я спотыкаюсь,
и мы падаем в грязную лужу, где были большие пиявки которые впиваются тебе
в ж@пу
Sexy:
?
ШПАК:
я закидываю тебя на плечо и бегом бегу к мору, пиявка опасна, она выпила
почти всю твою кровь. Твое лицо стало бледное как задница не знающая
загара!! Еще чуть- чуть и я потеряю тебя, а я не хочу я три года без
бабы!!!!!
Sexy:
Че за х@йня?
ШПАК:
Извини разошелся
Sexy:
Иди на х@й!
ШПАК:
ладно прости, я занес тебя в море пиявка отпала. Мы стоим по пояс в воде. Я
начал целовать тебя в губы? плавно переходя на шею потом грудь.
Sexy:
я хочу тебя очень сильно!!! Возьми меня я уже не могу ждать
ШПАК:
беру тебя на руки несу на берег. я положил тебя и продолжил свои ласки
Sexy:
я сняла с тебя повязку и начала ласкать твою плоть
ШПАК:
я кончил?. Извини что на лицо
Sexy:
так быстро… я еще ничего не делала!
ШПАК:
я три года бабу не видел
Sexy:
ну ты еще можешь?
ШПАК:
Да
Я наклоняюсь к тебе чтобы исполнить то чего желал, но в это время из
джунглей выходит балу
Sexy:
Кто?
ШПАК:
кореш мой медведь. Он тож хочет, и я жду в сторонке, пока он кончит
Sexy:
все нах пошол
Session Start: Thu Apr 17 15:04:51 2008
Session Ident: #H@cking
[15:04:51] *** Now talking in #h@cking
[15:04:51] *** Topic is 'Se da 500 euro celui ce va face take pe #moldova sau #chisinau ca din partea lui GaNqSta. (nu e gluma :>) \'
[15:04:59] (Das): loooool
[15:05:03] (Das): nice topic :)))
[15:05:11] (Das): hai.. care`mi da 1000 ?????
[15:05:17] (Das): ca fac pe ambele :)))))
[15:05:19] (Das): ahahaha
***
Session Close: Thu Apr 17 15:05:33 2008
Session Ident: #H@cking
[15:04:51] *** Now talking in #h@cking
[15:04:51] *** Topic is 'Se da 500 euro celui ce va face take pe #moldova sau #chisinau ca din partea lui GaNqSta. (nu e gluma :>) \'
[15:04:59] (Das): loooool
[15:05:03] (Das): nice topic :)))
[15:05:11] (Das): hai.. care`mi da 1000 ?????
[15:05:17] (Das): ca fac pe ambele :)))))
[15:05:19] (Das): ahahaha
***
Session Close: Thu Apr 17 15:05:33 2008
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