BashMD.org - citate amuzante ale online-ului moldav :)

«[ 14:29 ]» * ApXaHgheJI}{ (kosty_17@195.22.247.28) Quit (Quit: ma duk s fac laba)

:D

[14:49] * +NaRc0TiKa suilasi na batz shi sibilasi la magazin4ik s cumpete morojna!!!!!!;)) poki alll

-----<whois>----------------------------
» Nick: NewUsernam
» Nume: P**ar
» Hostul: ~P**ar@P**ar.users.undernet.org
» Canale: +#BlackCat
» Serverul: *.undernet.org
» User: Pidar
» S-a conectat: Monday 28/07/2008 09:45:29:729
» Timpul idle: 1day 12hrs 53mins 56secs
» Timp online: 1day 12hrs 54mins 35secs
-----<whois>---------------------------

S-o sclavit baiatul singur pe el, cred ca din plictiseala! :DDDDD

* Dalma was kicked by Umka (mass kick, go sit in a corner)

«16:04:15 » <SuMaheR> datu esti mai prost ca mine mai

}}05:03:45{{ * nus sets mode: -v IrqHack
}}05:03:45{{ * nus sets mode: -v LIA}{
}}05:03:45{{ * nus sets mode: -v shell
}}05:03:53{{ <+Sya``> =)))
}}05:03:58{{ * nus sets mode: -v Indiferenta
}}05:04:21{{ * X sets mode: +l 76
}}05:04:36{{ * nus sets mode: -v Say-
}}05:04:36{{ * nus sets mode: -v Aristocrat`
}}05:04:51{{ <+Sya``> =)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
}}05:04:57{{ <+Sya``> naha la toti devoice
}}05:05:21{{ * X sets mode: +l 76
}}05:05:26{{ * nus sets mode: -v Sya``
}}05:05:31{{ * nus sets mode: -v ZasRankA
}}05:05:36{{ <Sya``> =))))))))))))))))))))))))))
}}05:05:43{{ <Sya``> ei pi***tz
}}05:05:43{{ * S3xFantom sets mode: +b *!*endlles@Syaa.users.undernet.org
}}05:05:43{{ * Sya`` was kicked by |Capcaun (Metoda cu spirt in ureche ai incercat ? (bad words))

2:39:23 PM Şancul: da eu deam am o luna de greaca :D
2:39:29 PM Şancul: sh profa spune ca-s bravo :D
2:40:08 PM Dandik: da eu am o cană cu ceai, un motan, şi o foaie măzgălită lîngă monitor...şi vapşe tata meu are pistolet
2:40:18 PM Şancul: =))
2:40:27 PM Dandik: a, şi tot îs bravo :P
2:40:39 PM Dandik: pe bash
2:40:41 PM Şancul: BRAVO!

O batranica astepta in statia de tramvai. Cind vine primul tramvai, il intreaba pe baiatul care statea linga ea:
- Maica, ce tramvai e?
- 13, mamaie!
- Esti sigur?
- Normal! De ce?
- Pai asa am vazut si eu scris pe un gard \\\\\\\"p**a\\\\\\\" si, cind colo, era depozit de lemne.

3[02:30:18] * X changes topic to '(Inkognito) |Cannabis + Inkognito` = vano'
[02:30:20] <@Inkognito`> ooo
[02:30:20] <@Inkognito`> :>
[02:30:23] <Censored`> lul
[02:30:24] <@Inkognito`> asa da
[02:30:25] <@|Cannabis> lol
[02:30:26] <@|Cannabis> :))
[02:30:31] <Vova17> :))
[02:30:34] <Vova17> baieti
[02:30:35] <Vova17> :D
[02:31:04] <Vova17> pune si ceva de mine in Topic
[02:31:06] <Vova17> :))
[02:31:23] <@|Cannabis> Vova17 noue ne dor de piva de 2 L
[02:31:36] <Vova17> asta stiu |Cannabis
[02:31:45] <Vova17> si eu vreau aici acces 100 LU
[02:31:46] <Vova17> :D
[02:32:12] <@|Cannabis> Vova17 da 100 UL ?
[02:32:14] <Vova17> 100 acces + autovoice
[02:32:20] <Vova17> nu nu
[02:32:30] <@|Cannabis> iaka 100UL se putea obtine
02:32:55] <Vova17> tot e bine
[02:33:02] <Vova17> |Cannabis ma faci sa rid
[02:33:11] <@|Cannabis> Vova17 dap ti=am dat parola de 500 am mai scriso ?
02:33:23] <Vova17> este vre-o diferenta dintre 100 LU si 100 UL ?!
[02:33:38] <Vova17> |Cannabis nu te-am crezut
[02:33:44] <@|Cannabis> este da nu mare
[02:33:53] <@|Cannabis> se schimva literele Ul si LU
[02:33:56] <Vova17> si ce diferenta e ?
[02:34:40] <Vova17> |Cannabis sa-ti scriu aici pe canal sincer nu stiu ce inseamna aceste 2 litere "LU"
[02:35:05] <|Cannabis> Vova17 Lamer Undernet
[02:35:16] <Vova17> |Cannabis nu cred
[02:35:33] <Vova17> poate Limit Undernet
[02:35:40] <Vova17> ceva legat de Undernet poate ?
[02:35:41] <|Cannabis> Vova17 cum vrei :)) crede by

Грузин в кассе: - Я хочу, билять, минэт.
-!!!???
- Тьфу, черт! Я хочу минять билэт.

O blonda care s-a saturat sa rida toata lumea de ea se vopseste bruneta, isi schimba numele si pleaca din oras.Pe drum vede un cioban cu o turma de oi.Ce se gindeste ea: toata viata lumea a facut misto de mine, ia sa fac si eu misto de alti, ca acum nu mai sint blonda si nu ma stie nimeni.Zis si facut.Coboara din masina si se duce la cioban.
- Bade, daca-ti spun asa dintr-o privire cite oi ai in turma,imi dai o oaie?
- Da, fata tati.
Blonda se uita de jur imprejur si spune:
- 201
- Da fata tati, intelegerea-i intelegere, alegeti o oaie si a ta sa fie.
Zis si facut.Blonda vesela se urca in masina, cind sa plece ii bate ciobanul im geam:
- Fata tati, daca-ti spun ce culoare naturala are parul tau, imi dai ciinele inapoi?

[17:44:38] (zakon`): on?
[17:44:38] *** ········································
[17:44:38] *** zakon` is ~dfask@zak0n86.users.undernet.org
[17:44:38] *** zakon` is «fas»
[17:44:38] *** zakon` on *.undernet.org «The Undernet Underworld»
[17:44:38] *** zakon` zak0n86 is logged in as
[17:44:38] *** zakon` on +#chisinau, @#love.md, @#unbanmd, @#moldova
[17:44:38] *** ········································
[17:44:45] (Das`): ?
[17:44:50] (zakon`): cv acc la bot s poate de facut pe Chisinau?
[17:45:04] (Das`): adika?
[17:45:20] (zakon`): eu na`m acc pe chisinau ..
[17:45:22] (zakon`): s poate de facut?
[17:45:28] (zakon`): sau macar la bot accc pe canal ..
[17:45:30] (zakon`): fara @
[17:45:36] (Das`): lol
[17:45:45] (zakon`): sa operez cu .w .wb dr etc:)
[17:45:58] (Das`): datz 2 palme)

[18:19:32] <Renegat`> :) spasib a :) nu avem nevoie :) iaca unul daunazi vroie intreba al cui e botul X se plangea ca primeste de la el kick si vroia sa-l bata :)

Channel : #save
Current status : Ready for review

Current Objections
Posted by : sug
On : Feb 28 2010 21:26:36 CSST
Comment :
i do not give X the channel and save Edward = flooder hacer a lake and channel # maiare option and Linus fuck dal lake in pedal

idiot =))))

CKuB: Админ мой с прошлой работы сейчас рассказал - на отмечании годовщины фирмы ему хотели вручить грамоту \"Самый неуловимый сотрудник\". Но не смогли - не нашли...

<Inkognito`> kry-: aici unde traiesc eu, e padure alaturi, si sunt niste tzantzari cat capul meu de mare, astia daca te musca, te trezesti cu juma de cap umflat
<Inkognito`> :))
<kry-> :D
<Miska> ewew

(21:26) <+iffi-away> `MarcyLove cit face 6+9 ?
(21:26) <+`MarcyLove> iffi-away 17 pke
(21:26) <+`MarcyLove> :L))))))))))))))))))))
(21:26) <+columbuletz> )
(21:26) <+Alissa> 15 ca atare
(21:26) <@SlapMe> 15 wa
(21:26) <@SlapMe> )))))))))
(21:26) <+`MarcyLove> oi ple
(21:26) <+`MarcyLove> )))))))))))))))))))))))
(21:26) <+`MarcyLove> skaaaaaaaaa

-Dalma- {{{{{Bine ati venit pe #Drochia - cel mai tare canal de trivia. Ca jocul sa inceapa tapati 4!trivia}}}}}
* yulyus (~luli@andrey06.users.undernet.org) has joined #drochia
* yulyus sal all
<MuZiKaNt> sal
<yulyus> !trivia
<MuZiKaNt> !huivia
<MuZiKaNt> :)
<Oleg> :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

* DasN2wqfu8\\t (~Das@Das.users.undernet.org) has joined #moldova
* X sets mode: +b *!*das@*
* DasN2wqfu8\\t was kicked by X ((SR) flooder)
* Ulma sets mode: -b *!*das@*
* X sets mode: +l 150
* DasN2wqfu8\\t (~Das@Das.users.undernet.org) has joined #moldova
* X sets mode: +b *!*das@*
* DasN2wqfu8\\t was kicked by X ((SR) flooder)
* Imke sets mode: -b *!*das@*
* Alinushka (~eu@86.106.240.132) Quit (Quit)
* DasN2wqfu8\\t (~Das@Das.users.undernet.org) has joined #moldova
* X sets mode: +b *!*das@*
* DasN2wqfu8\\t was kicked by X ((SR) flooder)
* Imke sets mode: -b *!*das@*
=)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
ce fain :X =))

DIMEX (21:34:22 9/03/2008)
-=12:16:27=- * You were kicked from #romania by X ((ucsx) (MrShaft) This domain is banned for excessive lameness spamming that stupid game and running MUST END NOW! Details: #rops)

BNQ (21:34:36 9/03/2008)
:rofl:

DIMEX (21:34:42 9/03/2008)
asta despre starnet.md )

BNQ (21:34:52 9/03/2008)
:blick:

BNQ (21:34:58 9/03/2008)
:blinck:

DIMEX (21:35:04 9/03/2008)
:blincik:

BNQ (21:35:10 9/03/2008)
tot akolo )

[12:30:48] <+atack> -bash-3.00$ tar zxvf udp.tgz
[12:30:48] <+atack> udp.pl
[12:30:48] <+atack> -bash-3.00$ ls
[12:30:49] <+atack> fifo_var keyring-m56sz0 keyring-m56sz0-jj keyring-sfUUSH mapping-root udp.pl udp.tgz uscreens
[12:30:49] <+atack> =)))
[12:31:17] <+atack> care e ea ?
[12:31:29] <+atack> udp.tgz
[12:31:38] <@Security> udp.pl
[12:31:55] <+atack> -bash-3.00$ cd udp.pl
[12:31:55] <+atack> -bash: cd: udp.pl: Not a directory
[12:31:56] <+atack> pwla
[12:32:00] <@Security> loooooooool =)))))))))
[12:32:01] <@Security> loooooooool =)))))))))
[12:32:01] <@rKfD3yXq3r> looooool
[12:32:01] <@Security> loooooooool =)))))))))
[12:32:02] <+atack> -bash-3.00$ ./udp.pl
[12:32:03] <+atack> -bash: ./udp.pl: Permission denied
[12:32:04] <+atack> tot pula

atack is ~Pz@Rusia.users.undernet.org * Russian Federation *
atack on +#bagabond @#« +#bandit @#Banned
atack using *.undernet.org The Undernet Underworld
atack is logged in as Rusia
atack has been idle 7secs, signed on Sat Mar 14 10:56:09
atack End of /WHOIS list.
-

- Marie, cine a iesit de la tine dimineata?
- E fratele.
- Si cum il cheama?
- Mi-a spus ca Ion.

(21:59:10) <gucci> care ma ajuta cu un flood ?
(21:59:27) * gucci (myx@HaCkNeT.users.undernet.org) Quit (Max sendQ exceeded)
(21:59:29) <Server-Bone> =)))
(21:59:32) <Server-Bone> poc
(21:59:35) <saad> :)))
(21:59:35) <`boo> =))
(21:59:36) <Halk> =))))
(21:59:44) <saad> daca dai cu gura`n pwla
(21:59:45) <saad> :))
(22:00:00) <Server-Bone> gucci si-a luato in bucii
(22:00:03) <Server-Bone> si lakele

Lolz!!
Mirc - Скриптинг, Делимся скриптами собсвенного сочинения :)
Black_poet :
Какой умный мальчик..)
Напиши скрипт цвета под xchat..)
AZ4ZeL:
+1

и мне пожалста скриптик для кофеварки.. чтоб по утрам меня не игнорила...

Sotia il intreaba pe sot:
- Scumpule, eu arat a femeie ideala?
- Vai, scumpo, arati cu mult mai mult.
- Da? Si cu cat?
- Cu vreo 50 kg.

18:10] <^Lena4_ka^> NaRkoTiK^ }{ shi fashi?
[18:11] <NaRkoTiK^> salut ^Lena4_ka^
[18:11] <NaRkoTiK^> stau
[18:11] <^Lena4_ka^> cum stai
[18:11] <NaRkoTiK^> da tu sini esti ?
[18:11] <^Lena4_ka^> o fatitza
[18:11] <^Lena4_ka^> :P
[18:12] <NaRkoTiK^> ei dak o fatitza ap stau asa cum abi4ina s sta pi skaun
[18:12] <NaRkoTiK^> :)

Алиона - Алёня
Ирина - Иринга
Сердючька - Вердючка

16:39 <Buric-> fara of
16:39 <Buric-> stii care e diferentza din fetele de la tzara sh de la orash care faq sex ?
16:39 <Buric-> alea de la tzara ziq OF OF OF cand faq dragoste
16:39 <Buric-> da alea de la orash AH AH AH
16:39 <Buric-> :)))
16:39 <Buric-> of ma dor shelile
16:39 <Buric-> ah detka
16:39 <Buric-> :))
16:39 <Buric-> este diferentza nu ?
16:39 <Buric-> 16:39 <nastiuhha> off
16:39 <Buric-> :)))))))))))))))))))
16:39 <Buric-> lul
16:40 <nastiuhha> :))

Puya Puya: ma uit pe la cartoon network
Puya Puya: night edition
Sici: lol
Puya Puya: albacazapada si cei 6 pitici
Puya Puya: ca unu sa imbolnavit
Puya Puya: si na mai venit la filmari

[02:31:32] <Akiles> if > veshted... then < destept... else = user normal =)))))))

}}04:06:36{{ * @S3xFantom slaps vano around a bit with a large trout
}}04:06:38{{ <@S3xFantom> skoala nna
}}04:06:40{{ <@S3xFantom> kanilo

(23:43:37) * SiRDaRk taranii sunt rugati sa isi lase sapele si harleturile la usa.
(23:44:06) * You were kicked by denis` (tu asta la cine te referi ?)
(23:44:06) * Attempting to rejoin channel #moldova
(23:44:06) * Rejoined channel #moldova

So spalit patanu =))

Doua blonde calatoresc cu trenul.
In compartiment calatoreste cu ele un barbat mai in varsta, cu barba.
Sopteste una la alta:
- Uita-te! Asta-i Mircea cel Batran...
- Esti proasta. El e mort de vreo 6-700 de ani.
In acel moment intra un alt barbat in compartiment, si-l saluta pe barbos:
- Ciao, Mircea, ce faci, batrine! nu te-am mai vazut de sute de ani....
Prima blonda:
- Na, cine-i proasta?

<bO> Knopa4ka do you believe in shame ?
* |Anna sets mode: -v Clprian
<Knopa4ka> bO budi po proshe
<Knopa4ka> a?
<bO> clar
<bO> =))
<Knopa4ka> karonu mne popravi
<bO> roflma0
<bO> relax baby)

<Gorev> angelllo da tu nu cumva ejti romik?
<angelllo> Gorev nea eu is gomic

[13:40:46] <sTr1pe> cunoshti toate comenzele ?
[13:41:23] <`Warion> :))
[13:41:34] <`Warion> le stiam cindva pe toate cind eram copil
[13:41:40] <`Warion> ... ma apuc amu sa le invats
[13:41:42] <sTr1pe> Ce faci tu cand pe canal este flood ?
[13:41:55] <`Warion> kick
[13:42:08] <`Warion> cu preintipinare

[13:46:25] <@RepLy> edu826 say a
[13:46:26] <@edu827> a
[13:46:29] <@RepLy> (13:44:20) [edu827 PING]
[13:46:33] <@RepLy> -
[13:46:34] <@RepLy> (13:44:21) -edu827- N`am lag wa!!!

ce emech destept =))

<+ProFox> este aici vreo ghevushka care nare ce face sa mai vb ca nii skufna.. ?
<+Apelsin4ik deadinika, deadinkia.. a mojno ea :D

[20.39.36] petrovici22 says: we arunka pe ftp graieste moldoveneshte
[20.39.48] xx says: okay
[20.39.55] xx says: amus iti dau ling
[20.40.05] petrovici22 says: lol
[20.40.07] petrovici22 says: turbashiune, trezeshte-te
[20.40.21] xx says: link wei..
[20.40.22] xx says: :)

* T|jY}{ (~Pijon@PijoN.users.undernet.org) has joined #moldova
<audy6> .invite cAnDeReL
* X sets mode: +l 131
<+cAnDeReL> :))))))))))
<+cAnDeReL> buhahahahahaha

asta face invite pe #moldova :)))))))) buhahaha

(14:50:39) <@Igareok> amush vin, ma duc s ma mulg ;>

La popota era atarnat un afis ,,Bautura omoara incet dar sigur".
A doua zi, o mana necunoscuta adaugase ,,Soldatii nu se tem de moarte".

* STIGY priveshte filmul xxx \\\\\\\'provintialinii jerebets\\\\\\\'
<Rasista> c tupeu
<YOOOooo> STIGY ai ghimaroi sau shi cu tine?
<STIGY> am alteva care nushtiu in ce borta sa-l bag
<STIGY> dupa filmul ista
<Ko4uepy> Dumnezeu pentrtu ce tia dat mina?
<Ko4uepy> :)
<STIGY> eeee mina kakta ii primitiv
<Ko4uepy> Poate...
<Ko4uepy> Dar dak nui...

[14:37] <+The`Fear> care Jita ma chemat =) =)
[14:37] <@Sanioc`> euuuuuuuuu:)
[14:37] <@Sanioc`> :)
[14:37] <+The`Fear> :))
[14:37] <+The`Fear> bine ca ti priznaesti
[14:37] <+The`Fear> :D

Patru barbati stau de vorba la o sticla de vin.
Primul : Eu o fac sex cu nevasta-mea o data pe luna.
Al doilea : Eu de doua ori pe luna.
Al treilea : Eu o data pe saptamâna.
Al patrulea : Eu de doua ori pe saptamâna.
La care primul : Da' tu nici n-ai nevasta!
Al patrulea : Aa, nu despre a ta era vorba?

Vasile vine la Maria:
- Marie, hai la film.
- Nu, nu pot.
- Hai.
- Nu, nu am cu ce ma imbraca.
- Cum nu ai? (se apropie de dulap) Iata aici o rochie rosie, una verde, albastra, noroc Ioane, alba...

[10:42] * @_Lexus_ _Lexus_ playz : Mlea , am uitat cum s numeshte !

aniuta :-): asa am sa va iepuresc eu pe amindoi
Alex_md: )::))))
aniuta :-): :ar!
Alex_md: stii a iepuri?
aniuta :-): :D
Alex_md: da asta kooom?:|
aniuta :-): =))))
aniuta :-): iaka aici teai pricalit de mine

O prietena intreaba:
- Interesant, dar sotul tau tine minte data nuntii voastre?
- Din fericire, nu.
- De ce, din fericire?
- Eu ii aduc aminte de cateva ori pe an aceasta si de fiecare data primesc cadouri.

- Здравствуйте, можно Вову?
- Вы не туда попали.
- А Васю?
- Всё равно, не туда.
- А Андрея?
- А куда вы звоните?
- Ээээ... я перезвоню.