BashMD.org - citate amuzante ale online-ului moldav :)

Intreaba Bula pe invatatoare.
-Care este diferenta ditre barbat si femeie?
Raspunde invatatoarea.
-Ce numar de pantof poarta taica-tu la picior?
-43
-Dar maica-ta?
-36
-Vezi? Diferenta e intre picioare.

Un sot ii spune sotiei:
- Scumpo, aceasta supa am copt-o chiar eu! :)))))))))

Sotia:
- Nu ma iubesti si nici nu m-ai iubit niciodata. Pot sa jur, ca dupa moartea mea, deodata ai sa te casatoresti cu alta!
Sotul:
- Nu trebuie sa juri, te cred si asa.

00:10:19] <FDDSR> ziceti si voi nume de jocurii cu avioane
[00:11:27] <GkH> Red Baron
[00:12:57] <mihaela> TAROM :D
[00:13:32] <FDDSR> alceva
[00:13:36] <FDDSR> ca nu gasesc
[00:13:39] <mihaela> :))
[00:13:47] <GkH> Lufthansa
[00:13:50] <FDDSR> sa gasesc pe huburii
[00:15:32] <GkH> rzr.lufth.iso
[00:16:02] <FDDSR> u iti bati joc de mine
[00:16:10] <GkH> crezi?
[00:16:29] <FDDSR> alceva mai stii si asa cunoscut
[00:16:58] <GkH> Pan-AM
[00:18:08] <FDDSR> nu am auzit in viata mea de asta
[00:18:15] <FDDSR> pan-am?
[00:18:35] <GkH> e facut de americani
[00:18:52] <GkH> e si o varianta europeana
[00:18:55] <GkH> Pan-AM-Ea
[00:19:40] <FDDSR> :)))))))))
[00:19:57] <FDDSR> panamea
[00:20:15] <FDDSR> hai frate fara glume
[00:20:22] <GkH> daca tot te-ai prins ia d-aici: Microsoft Flight Sim, IL2 Sturmovik, Jane's Flight Sim, Mig 21, Google.Ro

<[RO][B][SkyConnect]RoSa> cine stie ce sunt uploaded astea ??
<[RO][B][SkyConnect]RoSa> care apar cu rosu?
<[RO][B][SkyConnect]RoSa> aaaa plz ce sunt astea?
<[RO][B][SkyConnect]RoSa> a?
<[RO][CT][RDS]dizzee> virusi
<[RO][CT][RDS]hErU>
<[RO][B][SkyConnect]RoSa> da???????????????????????????
<[RO][B][SkyConnect]RoSa> deci am virusi??????????????
<[RO][B][SkyConnect]RoSa> am tras virusi?????
<[RO][B][SkyConnect]RoSa> doamne ce proasta sunt ((((((((((((((((

[11:59:54] * Deniska sets mode: -b *!*@Renegat.lam0.cu.coada.si.cu.tapuki.alghi.md

<Don-Death> kid cine m-a dat afara?
* X sets mode: +l 138
<Punct-> vezi ba ca scrie in mesajul de kick !
<^Dj_kid^> =))))))))))))))))))))))
<Punct-> langa |Chisinau scrie un nickname
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<Punct-> ala te-a dat afara !
<^Dj_kid^> =)))))))))))))))))))))))))))
<Punct-> ^Dj_kid^ las\'o mai tango ca iesi de tot
<Don-Death> Cannabis de ce m-ai data afara?)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

<+ApXaHgheJI> ea gotov polu4iti suspend !
<+ApXaHgheJI> gotovvvvvvvvvvvvv
<+ApXaHgheJI> postavte mne !
<+ApXaHgheJI> no ona dura polubomu!!!!
* X sets mode: +l 65
<+_INFERNALA> psc parca se duce la armata

}21:27{ <_sympaticutz> milly_ tu esti lamer?
}21:27{ <_sympaticutz> =)))
}21:27{ <_sympaticutz> scrie corect
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}21:27{ <@^DuLceaTsIKa> =)
}21:27{ <milly_> cred ca da _sympaticutz ;))

[18:35:28] addicted: tu unde esti we ?
[18:35:33] addicted: in spital ?
[18:35:46] axentisergiu1: Da
[18:36:00] axentisergiu1: La morga!
[18:37:10]addicted: =)))))))))

Dimineaţa. 8 martie. Soţul:
- Scumpo, ce ţi-ai dori de 8 martie?
Soţia:
- Ei, scumpule, aş dori ceva pentru degeţelele mele fine, pentru gâtişorul meu şi pentru urechiuşele mele.
Soţul:
- Stiu! Săpun!

[16:35] <_nikotin_> girls comme to ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
[16:35] * _nikotin_ was kicked by LoveMeSweet (no girls)

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}17:21{ <@^DuLceaTsIKa> !h
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}17:21{ <@^DuLceaTsIKa> !version

}17:26{ <@vano> !ping me
}17:26{ <@vano> !hint
}17:26{ <@vano> !version
}17:26{ <@vano> !seen a

}17:26{ <@^DuLceaTsIKa> vano de ce nu intra botul celalalt ?
}17:26{ <@^DuLceaTsIKa> e timpul...
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}17:27{ <@vano> doarme
}17:27{ <@^DuLceaTsIKa> aha
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}17:27{ <@^DuLceaTsIKa> s-o oprit pe undeva:) pe la vre-o gagica
}17:27{ <@^DuLceaTsIKa> opa
}17:27{ * X sets mode: +l 142
}17:27{ <@vano> vspomni .. vot i ano
:)

<MuZiKaNt> cu ce te okupi?
<lena11111> bine
<lena11111> stau
<MuZiKaNt> da
<MuZiKaNt> sh citi ani tso dat?
<MuZiKaNt> da la shi pushkarie?
<MuZiKaNt> :)))
<lena11111> inca stau in rind
<MuZiKaNt> a...
<lena11111> b
<MuZiKaNt> la k p z
<MuZiKaNt> :)
<MuZiKaNt> akola la telecentru?
<lena11111> ce?
<MuZiKaNt> nimik....

Zerstoren: На днях на видюхе затрещал кулер. Карточка на гарантии была... В сети читал, что если пощелкать по видеокарте пьезой из зажигалки, она (карта) умрет так, что в сервисном ничего не поймут ) И поменяют на новую )
Zerstoren: Достал пьезу, пощелкал, вставил карту в комп - работает... Пох, повез так в ремонт.
Zerstoren: Приезжаю, отдаю коробку мастеру, он ее открывает и медленно извлекает видеокарту. На видеокарте сверху лежит случайно завалившаяся туда пьеза.
Zerstoren: Мастер двумя пальцами поднимает пьезу и задумчиво так: них@я себе комплект. Весь сервис поворачивает головы. Бешено ржут )
LiFEBAr: Что сказали? )
Zerstoren: Жутко удивились, когда я сказал, что сломался кулер )

<el> femeile sunt proaste
<ramona> esti tu retardat misogin
<el> ok
<el> hai sa iti demonstrez
<el> vom juca bambilici ca sa aflam adevarul
<el> incepe tu
<ramona> bambilici?
<el> zi un numar
<ramona> 5
<el> 6
<el> te`am batut
<el> incepe
<ramona> 5 miliarde
<el> 5 miliarde 1
<el>am castigat
<ramona> daca esti asa destept, de ce nu incepi tu jocul
<el> ok
<el> -5
<ramona> -10
<ramona> fffffrrrrraaaaaaaiiiiiieeeeereeeeeeeeee
…. peste putin timp ….
<ramona> ok sunt proasta : ))))

Doua blonde merg cu masina printr-o comuna:
- Priveste ce cal frumos!
- Nu e cal, e purcel!
- Iti spun ca e cal! Purcelul coarne nu are!

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<audy6> .invite cAnDeReL
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<+cAnDeReL> :))))))))))
<+cAnDeReL> buhahahahahaha

asta face invite pe #moldova :)))))))) buhahaha

***: cand scriu am lag??
***: kfggfhfn
***: sdfdfng
***: fghgfhn??
DirectShow: ))))))))))))))
***: am ei? )
***: dkgjf
***: fghkgnhg
***: fghfgkjnhgf
***: sfdfgdfn
***: ??
DirectShow: ai zis sheva ?
DirectShow: eu nu te vad
***: ))))
***: eeeee
***: tu si? )
***: itzi batzi jok?)
BUZZ!!!
BUZZ!!!
DirectShow: wei dac scrii sheva eu nu vad
***: we
***: asta faci special??
***: ori kiar asha ii???
BUZZ!!!
DirectShow: ladna.. dac tashi...
BUZZ!!!
BUZZ!!!
***: ladna dau restart la comp
***: da dak .. vedeai ce scriu.. si ma faci sa fak restart pt nik...
DirectShow: doamnefereshte
*** has signed out. (09.06.2008 18:30)

[15:16] <Olguta15> sal
[15:17] <sweeper> pret
[15:17] <sweeper> shtiu ce va fi dupa "asl pls"
[15:17] <Olguta15> asl pls
[15:17] <sweeper> shtiu ce va fi dupa "da de ubde shtii?"
[15:18] <Olguta15> de unde stii
[15:18] <sweeper> eu is un virus care intra la tine in creier shi itsi citeshte ghyndurile, dupa asta itsi maninka totsi neuronii
[15:20] <sweeper> inkide repede calculatorul shi fugi la mamika
[15:20] No such nick

Девочка: скажи кунилингус
Мальчик: кунилингус
Девочка: пацан сказал - пацан сделал :)
=)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

La un colt de strada in Bucuresti, un tip il opreste pe altul pe strada:
-Hei, moldovene, ai poze cu nevasta-ta goala?
-Nu.
-Si nu cumperi?

<Arriana> CE VREI MA aripa
<aripa> hai pe mess
<Arriana> 5 lei
<aripa> )))))))))
<aripa> 5 euro
<Arriana> western union astept miine dimineata:))))))))))))))))

- Mami, intreaba Alina, pot sa ies sa ma plimb?
- Cu hainele astea murdare?
- Nu, cu prieteni mei!

«13:00:09 » <vadymash> !deop Giku NaRc0TiKa Iepuras|nu`s Absyntha`
«13:00:16 » <vadymash> plm
«13:00:18 » <vadymash> @
«13:00:18 » * X sets mode: +o vadymash
«13:00:20 » * vadymash sets mode: -ooo Giku Iepuras|nu`s NaRc0TiKa
«13:00:20 » * OpsMasteR sets mode: -o+b vadymash *!?Vadim@*.undernet.org
«13:00:20 » * vadymash was kicked by OpsMasteR (don't deop my friends, bud)

«16:04:15 » <SuMaheR> datu esti mai prost ca mine mai

[09:06:13] <Tinarut23> caut femeie intre 30-45 ani din arad care vrea sa vb cu un baiat tinar,prv me plz
[09:06:30] <_DISCRETA}{_> Tinarut23 ia`o pe mama!!:)))
[09:06:33] <_DISCRETA}{_> are 39
[09:06:55] <Veninul^^^> inca e buna soacramea
[09:06:57] <Veninul^^^> :))
[09:07:00] <_DISCRETA}{_> exact iubi!
[09:07:02] <_DISCRETA}{_> :)))
[09:07:11] <Veninul^^^> sper sa nu vin vreodata ametit acasa :))

Domnisoara, cand iti vad zambetul, imi vine sa te invit la mine.
Fata lasa ochii in jos si zambeste.
- Domnisoara, nu te teme, sunt stomatolog.

Un tip si o tipa se sexau puternic.
La un moment dat, in fata blocului se aude un scrisnet de roti, o masina oprita brusc, o portiera trintita. Cei 2 sar din pat, el sare pe geam, ea ii arunca hainele pe geam. Dupa 5 min, el suna la usa.
Ea deschide.
El: "Nevasta, da stresati mai suntem!"

crys_1990: cristi_ro: cum alimentez laptop-ul? direct din priza.?
PAPU: da
PAPU: tai mufa de la transformator belesti firele si le bagi in priza
cristi_ro: pai aici zice de 12 volt
PAPU: e vrajala ma daca bagi direct la priza merge mai repede
cristi_ro: k
cristi_ro: asteapta
PAPU: baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa am glumit tampitule nu baga
PAPU: baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa am glumit tampitule nu baga
cristi_ro: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA A IESIT FUM DIN EL CE MORTII MATII MIAI
FACUT
cristi_ro: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
cristi_ro: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
cristi_ro: ba cretinule nu era al meu dobitocule ce mortii matii ma fac acum
este negru tot
PAPU: ahhahahahahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahaha........ce terminat a ars
laptopu

[01/08/00:04] <zamos> !news
[01/08/00:04] <Mariusz> niiik
[01/08/00:04] <zamos> galeak
[01/08/00:04] <Taboo> !sex
[01/08/00:04] <Taboo> +(
[01/08/00:04] <Taboo> nui nimic.
[01/08/00:04] <zamos> oo aishi shi sex este?
[01/08/00:04] <Taboo> zamos da.
[01/08/00:04] <Sergo> zamos
[01/08/00:04] <zamos> shine vre sex gratis?
[01/08/00:04] <Taboo> zamos scrie !SILVERON` sex
[01/08/00:04] <Taboo> sh el iti da sex.
[01/08/00:06] <Taboo> zamos hai eu stiu une sunt cateva bune. vrei ?
[01/08/00:06] <zamos> da?\\\\
[01/08/00:06] <zamos> unde/\\\\
[01/08/00:06] <Taboo> zamos scrie: /quit fetele de la orhei
[01/08/00:06] <Taboo> hadem amandoi acolo.
[01/08/00:07] <zamos> :/quit fetele de la orhei
[01/08/00:07] <Taboo> zamos scrie fara : puncte
[01/08/00:07] * zamos has quit IRC (Quit: fetele de la orhei)
[01/08/00:07] <Taboo> jajajajaajjaja
[01/08/00:07] <Taboo> +D)))))))))))))))
[01/08/00:07] <Taboo> zamos estE?
[01/08/00:07] <Taboo> +D)))))))))))

Daca intr-o zi femeia pe care o iubesti iti e infidela si-ti trece prin cap sa te arunci pe geam, adu-ti aminte ca ai coarne, boule, nu aripi !

[19:31:07] Perfect_Criminal: pidar
[19:31:34] addicted: vezi cum vorbesti
[19:31:48] guf: futio we
[19:31:54] addicted: ok
[19:35:14] addicted: we kizda ma-ti daca te prind miine la scoala iti frec ibala
[19:35:31] guf: da shi tzam facut
[19:35:41] addicted: ai zis ca sunt \"pidar\"
[19:35:53] guf: gata eshti patzan
[19:35:55] guf: bun

[02:35] <@Leonn-> found cum ridik eu macar un bot
[02:35] <@Leonn-> sa invat comenzile :))
[02:35] <@found> lol
[02:35] <@found> =))
[02:36] <@found> Leonn-
[02:36] <@found> da si nu shtii
[02:36] <@found> comanda
[02:36] <@found> dde wget
[02:36] <@found> si tar
[02:36] <@found> ?
[02:36] <@found> =)
[02:36] <@Hiv> wget http://www12.asphost4free.com/mrtiger/screen.tgz
[02:37] <@Leonn-> nea
[02:37] <@Leonn-> nea
[02:37] <@Leonn-> :)
[02:37] <@found> screen
[02:37] <@found> Hiv
[02:37] <@found> pt ?
[02:37] <@found> dai wget
[02:37] <@found> la screen ?
[02:37] <@Hiv> la misto
[02:37] <@Hiv> da
[02:37] <@found> lol
[02:37] <@found> Leonn-
[02:37] <@found> uite
[02:37] <@found> arhiva
[02:37] <@found> de emech
[02:37] <@found> sus
[02:37] <@found> ^^^^^^^^^^^^
[02:37] <@Hiv> e screen
[02:37] <@Hiv> :D
[02:38] <@found> lasal
[02:38] <@found> la misto
[02:38] <@found> :D
[02:39] <@Leonn-> lool
[02:39] <@Hiv> ne injura
[02:39] <@Hiv> omu
[02:39] <@Hiv> :D
[02:39] <@Leonn-> si cei asta?
[02:39] <@Hiv> D:
[02:39] <@Hiv> ariva
[02:39] <@Hiv> de egg
[02:40] <@Hiv> si boti
[02:40] <@Hiv> si scan
[02:40] <@Hiv> si tgz
[02:40] <@Hiv> ;0
[02:40] <@Leonn-> princ e il deskid?
[02:40] <@Hiv> found
[02:40] <@Hiv> zii tu
[02:40] <@Hiv> :)
[02:40] <@found> Leonn- prin
[02:40] <@found> ./run cmd.exe shutdown -r
[02:40] <@found> dai asha
[02:40] <@found> fara
[02:40] <@found> punct
[02:40] <@found> sase
[02:40] <@found> execute
[02:40] <@found> .tar
[02:40] <@found> file
[02:40] <@found> apoi
[02:40] -Hiv- lasa omu :)))
[02:40] <@found> iti zic mai departe
[02:41] <@Leonn-> nea
[02:41] <@Leonn-> found ma crezi lamer
[02:41] <@Leonn-> ??
[02:41] -Hiv- :))
[02:41] <@Leonn-> haha
[02:41] * @Leonn- (~Leonea@RaMsTeIn.users.undernet.org) has left #*****
[02:41] <@found> loooooooooooooooool
[02:41] <@Hiv> ce ii facusi
[02:41] <@Hiv> :))))))))))))
[02:41] <@found> plm
[02:41] <@found> :-?

Tara trebe sa isi cunoasca lamerii =))

-Doamna, vorbiti cu sotul cand faceti sex ?
-Da, in cazul in care ma suna.

(23:34) <04@chocolate> 1playing: \"1 Dansul Pinguinului\" [128kbps][44kHz][Stereo]
(23:34) <04@chocolate> si huinea ???????????????????
(23:34) <04@chocolate> X(
(23:34) <04@chocolate> kkt
(23:34) <04@chocolate> de kintek
(23:34) <@Emilian> :))
(23:35) <@tranced> chocolate
(23:35) <@tranced> e misto dansu
(23:35) <@tranced> :D
(23:35) <@tranced> nici eu nu stiam sa il dansez
(23:35) <@tranced> da am invatat
(23:36) <@Emilian> tranced da dansu pidarajilor stii sa dansezi ?
(23:36) <@chocolate> =))))))))))))))))))))))))))
(23:36) <@chocolate> =))))))))))))))))))))))))))
(23:36) <@chocolate> =))))))))))))))))))))))))))
(23:36) <@tranced> fn
(23:36) <@`bandit> :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
(23:36) <@`bandit> :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
(23:36) <@`bandit> :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
(23:36) <@`bandit> :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

chocolate is ~user@iubesk.users.undernet.org * user
tranced is alex@mine.users.undernet.org * alex
Emilian is ~cpp@Emilien.users.undernet.org * Emilien ©
`bandit is bandit@sef.users.undernet.org * ®

[18:12:56] <GoguSpaniolu> auzi spunemi si mie cea mai tare echipa de fotbal de la voi din tara ???
[18:13:08] <finderr> la noi nu jioaka fotbal wai
[18:13:14] <MuMuShiKa_}{> parazitu` da ce iti faci asa griji pt me?:)
[18:13:16] <GoguSpaniolu> serios ?
[18:13:17] <finderr> la noi se jioaka in bunghi
[18:13:20] <finderr> da we
[18:13:27] <GoguSpaniolu> ce inseamna bunghi ?
[18:13:30] * RnB-GiRl is now known as Fabulous}{
[18:13:34] <finderr> este anual Cempionatu la Jiokuri in Bunghi

(17:22:27) [®] (Das`) speack romanian blя
(17:22:33) [®] (Das`) ca Igorash se`nerveaza

[23:20:09] <VNos> Ulma salut
[23:20:18] <@|Ulma> buna
[23:21:29] <@|Ulma> AmBoalaNeagr ca de obicei
[23:21:44] <VNos> bravo
[23:21:58] <VNos> Imi pare bine p/t Dstra
[23:22:42] <@|Ulma> intru in irc odata in zi ... mai pun un ban si away :)
[23:23:00] <VNos> aaaaaaaaaaaa
[23:23:07] <VNos> normal
[23:23:09] <VNos> )))
[23:23:33] <VNos> credca la mine asta nu se refera)
[23:23:56] <@|Ulma> doar celor care calca pe bec
[23:24:10] <@kry> :P
[23:24:11] <VNos> clar
[23:24:19] <@|Ulma> kry :)
[23:24:43] <VNos> as ma starui sa okolesc becurili))
[23:25:22] <@|Ulma> maine la 6 la serviciu tre sa fiu
[23:25:37] <VNos> da ce lucrezi daca nui sicret?
[23:26:04] <VNos> da kiti ani ai Dta?
[23:26:57] <VNos> ulma esti fata? poate facem cunostinta?

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(11:34:36) • A intrat: Inkognito-
(~inkognito@o9H54tFGhJ7a.users.undernet.org)
(11:34:37) [®] (@Ulma) [Inkognito-] Esti un lamer :)

[19:09:35] -adryan`s:#linusteam- baaaa vreu o arhiva de scan !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[19:10:02] <@`bo> www.arhive-de.scan.com/praf.tgz
[19:10:10] <@adryan`s> e buna?
[19:10:12] <@adryan`s> are send mail?
[19:10:13] <@adryan`s> =))
[19:10:13] <@`bo> da
[19:10:15] <@`bo> nu
[19:14:57] <@adryan`s> `bo
[19:14:57] <@adryan`s> Connecting to www.arhive-de.scan.com|208.87.149.250|:80... connected.
[19:14:57] <@adryan`s> HTTP request sent, awaiting response... 404 Not Found
[19:14:57] <@adryan`s> 21:29:07 ERROR 404: Not Found.

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<^Dj_kid^> iiiii
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<^Dj_kid^> deam a 7
<censored> ^Dj_kid^ degraba ultimul .. :P
<^Dj_kid^> dap
<^Dj_kid^> eu vreu ultimu
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<^Dj_kid^> da tot intre primii se primeshte
<censored> ^Dj_kid^ pai tacvi vrio luna si ai sa fii .. :P
<^Dj_kid^> =))))))
<^Dj_kid^> ma inadush daca tak
<^Dj_kid^> =))))))
calu ii al doilea
<`SaYd> :D
<^Dj_kid^> =))
<^Dj_kid^> el nui nui da fashe triaba
<`SaYd> capra tu si az nai minkat casha ca esti a 7-lea?:))))))))))))
<^Dj_kid^> =)))
<^Dj_kid^> da eu nu vreu sa fiu a 7 eu vapshe nu vreu sa fiu
<^Dj_kid^> park alaltaeri eram a 9
<`SaYd> progres alaltaeri a 9 az deja a 7 (rastiosh na glazah):)))))))))))))))))))))

Patru barbati stau de vorba la o sticla de vin.
Primul : Eu o fac sex cu nevasta-mea o data pe luna.
Al doilea : Eu de doua ori pe luna.
Al treilea : Eu o data pe saptamâna.
Al patrulea : Eu de doua ori pe saptamâna.
La care primul : Da' tu nici n-ai nevasta!
Al patrulea : Aa, nu despre a ta era vorba?

<URAGANU> stie cineva cum gasesc o parola a unei arhive RAR ?
<TipuCuPizza`> URAGANU incearca wrar371
<URAGANU> TipuCuPizza` am o arhiva RAR cu parola
<URAGANU> ce sa incerc cu wrar ? daca are parola ?
<doug7520> URAGANU: stii cine a creat arhiva?
<URAGANU> da, eu :)))
<URAGANU> acum 3 ani
<URAGANU> :)))
<doug7520> ahaha, excelent
<doug7520> atunci nu trebuie sa alergi dupa autor
<URAGANU> iti dai seama :)))
<URAGANU> si eu pun parolele atat de simple incat sa nu le gandeasca nimeni :)))
<doug7520> incearca metoda criptoanalizei termorectale
<doug7520> e efectiva 100%
<doug7520> garantezi ca iti amintesti parola
<URAGANU> iti dau eu termoractal de nu-l poti duce
<URAGANU> auzi, termorectal :)))
doug7520> URAGANU: ce dreaq, e notiune clasica din criptografie
<doug7520> un ciocan de lipit fierbinte se baga stii tu unde :)
<URAGANU> :))))))))))))))
<doug7520> si iti amintesti toate parolele imediat
<URAGANU> abtine-te :)))
<doug7520> chiar si pe cele straine :)))

4[02:28:09] <@_Lexus_> Evil}{KiSS :))
4[02:28:15] <@_Lexus_> !slap Evil}{KiSS
5[02:28:18] -Yellows- FAILED: channel's slap is not set up yet, use !chanset slap
10[02:28:19] * @Prontos ii f*te un lom intre dinti lu Evil}{KiSS de la _Lexus_
10[02:28:36] <+Evil}{KiSS> _Lexus_ doare na
4[02:28:39] <@_Lexus_> :))))))
4[02:28:49] <@_Lexus_> s shtii ! s nu te mai anini de :P mea ! :))
4[02:28:52] <@_Lexus_> :PP
10[02:29:26] <+Evil}{KiSS> _Lexus_ de sine?
4[02:29:32] <@_Lexus_> de :P mea !
[02:29:40] <+Evil}{KiSS> aa boon
4[02:30:00] <@_Lexus_>
4[02:30:03] <@_Lexus_> tu vez !
4[02:30:12] <@_Lexus_> kap ai s iei cu lomu peste dintz !
4[02:30:13] <@_Lexus_>
4[02:30:14] <@_Lexus_> :P
4[02:30:15] <@_Lexus_> :P
4[02:30:16] <@_Lexus_> :P
[02:31:30] <+Evil}{KiSS> aga
10[02:31:37] <+Evil}{KiSS> _Lexus_ as ma anin deam de altseva
[02:31:45] <+Evil}{KiSS> atunsi deam nas mai scapi :P
4[02:31:45] <@_Lexus_> ops !
4[02:31:47] <@_Lexus_> de ce ?
10[02:32:12] <+Evil}{KiSS> _Lexus_ k eu is ra :P
4[02:32:22] <@_Lexus_> Evil}{KiSS ap tak de ce ? a ?
4[02:32:32] <@_Lexus_> kap s shtii k eu fug ghini !
[02:32:37] <+Evil}{KiSS> asa vreu :P
4[02:32:42] <@_Lexus_> dak poti fuji ca mine , s nu te temi de nik !
[02:32:44] <+Evil}{KiSS> si eu fug ghine :P
4[02:32:51] <@_Lexus_> opa na !
4[02:32:58] <@_Lexus_> am dat de naiba !
4[02:33:01] <@_Lexus_> :P

Intr-un troleu vorbesc doi:
- Stii prin ce se deosebeste un magar de un politist?
Tocmai alaturi se afla un politist. Auzind, intreaba:
- Si prin ce?
- Pai... Prin nimic...
- Asta e.

Scufita Rosie mergea prin padure.
La un moment dat se intalneste cu o pasarica care-i spune:
Daca nu te mariti te mananc.
Speriata fuge repede la mama sa si ii spune
Mama, mama, trebuie sa ma marit!
De ce?
Ca ma mananca pasarica.

Ce au in comun un trenulet electric si sanii unei femei?
- Au fost create initial pentru copii, dar tot barbatii se joaca mai mult cu ele.

[22:13:08] <@playboy> prima mea iubita a fost minutsa
playboy is iubesk@iubesk.users.undernet.org *